Rick Schwartz
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
@pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social Apologies if you’ve heard this but I felt compelled to share it with you two: open.spotify.com/track/7h16HZ...
CANTINA
Tokyo Machine, Saxsquatch · CANTINA · Song · 2021
open.spotify.com
July 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social Apologies if you’ve heard this but I felt compelled to share it with you two: open.spotify.com/track/7h16HZ...
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man goes to doctor. says he’s depressed. says he doesn’t want to live anymore. doctor says, “big zoo just went up for sale. lots of animals. might make you feel better if you bought it.”
“but doctor,” says matt damon,
“but doctor,” says matt damon,
November 17, 2024 at 12:59 AM
man goes to doctor. says he’s depressed. says he doesn’t want to live anymore. doctor says, “big zoo just went up for sale. lots of animals. might make you feel better if you bought it.”
“but doctor,” says matt damon,
“but doctor,” says matt damon,
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speaker johnson refuses to release the report because it's even worse than anyone thinks theory almost confirmed abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive...
Exclusive: Woman told House Ethics panel she witnessed Gaetz having sex with minor, lawyer says
An attorney tells ABC News that one of his clients told the House Ethics Committee that she witnessed then-Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz having sex with a minor.
abcnews.go.com
November 16, 2024 at 1:43 AM
speaker johnson refuses to release the report because it's even worse than anyone thinks theory almost confirmed abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive...
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Team Call Them Skeets reporting for duty 🫡
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Team Call Them Skeets reporting for duty 🫡
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lol. lmao
November 16, 2024 at 2:42 AM
lol. lmao
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Stating the obvious here but if this report cleared Gaetz’s name, they’d eagerly release it in the name of “transparency”
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson plans to object to the release of a damaging House report on the conduct of Matt Gaetz, President-elect Donald Trump’s pick for attorney general.
Latest Trump Cabinet and Staff Picks News: Live Updates
Senators from both parties have sought to see the results of the yearslong inquiry into allegations of sexual misconduct and illicit drug use against Trump’s pick to be attorney general. Speaker Mike ...
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Stating the obvious here but if this report cleared Gaetz’s name, they’d eagerly release it in the name of “transparency”
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Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
November 14, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Maybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
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Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs
November 14, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs
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Trump has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 14, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Trump has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
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All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.
October 20, 2023 at 1:13 AM
All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.
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As pithy a summary as I have ever seen.
October 13, 2023 at 10:31 PM
As pithy a summary as I have ever seen.
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t'kiyah g'dolah:
🚨🚨THIS IS A NATIONWIDE TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
🚨🚨THIS IS A NATIONWIDE TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
October 4, 2023 at 6:20 PM
t'kiyah g'dolah:
🚨🚨THIS IS A NATIONWIDE TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
🚨🚨THIS IS A NATIONWIDE TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
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We have an actual President attempt to overturn an election and is clearly authoritarian but per Matt Taibbi the real threat to American democracy is a public health official
October 1, 2023 at 3:32 AM
We have an actual President attempt to overturn an election and is clearly authoritarian but per Matt Taibbi the real threat to American democracy is a public health official
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AI-generated Garfield comics: good, the more monstrous the better
AI-generated Calvin and Hobbes comics: sad, depressing
AI-generated Family Circus: indistinguishable, passes the turing test
AI-generated Calvin and Hobbes comics: sad, depressing
AI-generated Family Circus: indistinguishable, passes the turing test
October 1, 2023 at 2:26 AM
AI-generated Garfield comics: good, the more monstrous the better
AI-generated Calvin and Hobbes comics: sad, depressing
AI-generated Family Circus: indistinguishable, passes the turing test
AI-generated Calvin and Hobbes comics: sad, depressing
AI-generated Family Circus: indistinguishable, passes the turing test
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We can work with this:
Medicare for the Bottom 95% (means-testing sucks but compromise!)
Defund 90% of the Police
Abortion on Demand with Insincere Apology
Drag Queen 54-minute Story Time
95% Jubilee for College Debt
Trans athletes can compete unless they roll 1 on a d20 right before the match
Medicare for the Bottom 95% (means-testing sucks but compromise!)
Defund 90% of the Police
Abortion on Demand with Insincere Apology
Drag Queen 54-minute Story Time
95% Jubilee for College Debt
Trans athletes can compete unless they roll 1 on a d20 right before the match
September 30, 2023 at 12:07 PM
We can work with this:
Medicare for the Bottom 95% (means-testing sucks but compromise!)
Defund 90% of the Police
Abortion on Demand with Insincere Apology
Drag Queen 54-minute Story Time
95% Jubilee for College Debt
Trans athletes can compete unless they roll 1 on a d20 right before the match
Medicare for the Bottom 95% (means-testing sucks but compromise!)
Defund 90% of the Police
Abortion on Demand with Insincere Apology
Drag Queen 54-minute Story Time
95% Jubilee for College Debt
Trans athletes can compete unless they roll 1 on a d20 right before the match
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