Max is tired
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Max is tired
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· May 10
Once I got into a car and the 2 AC dials went from lo->hi & max->min so it said "hi max", been chasing that hi ever since.
Discord has its own "year in review" slideshow and it baffles me
Imagine you opened your phone and it was all "Your phone's Re-Call is ringing! ☎️ You spent 167 minutes making medical appointments. You received 329 verification codes over text. You were in the top 5% of people who called their mom"
Imagine you opened your phone and it was all "Your phone's Re-Call is ringing! ☎️ You spent 167 minutes making medical appointments. You received 329 verification codes over text. You were in the top 5% of people who called their mom"
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Discord has its own "year in review" slideshow and it baffles me
Imagine you opened your phone and it was all "Your phone's Re-Call is ringing! ☎️ You spent 167 minutes making medical appointments. You received 329 verification codes over text. You were in the top 5% of people who called their mom"
Imagine you opened your phone and it was all "Your phone's Re-Call is ringing! ☎️ You spent 167 minutes making medical appointments. You received 329 verification codes over text. You were in the top 5% of people who called their mom"
Man I've been on such a pokemon binge recently, but it's hard not to be when all these sick romhacks just came out. Pokemon Lazarus really blew me away, it has so much charm to it that it felt better than any modern pokemon game I've played.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Man I've been on such a pokemon binge recently, but it's hard not to be when all these sick romhacks just came out. Pokemon Lazarus really blew me away, it has so much charm to it that it felt better than any modern pokemon game I've played.
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One day I woke up and decided I wanted to do a stop motion animation. So I animated a simple run cycle, printed each frame and stuck them around my city ✨️
(Which btw, I felt super guilty about)
(Which btw, I felt super guilty about)
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
One day I woke up and decided I wanted to do a stop motion animation. So I animated a simple run cycle, printed each frame and stuck them around my city ✨️
(Which btw, I felt super guilty about)
(Which btw, I felt super guilty about)
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My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
My game is for BLOODBORNE and ZELDA FANS, algorithm PLEASE FIND THEM!
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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I went to the Louvre once and enjoyed it but honestly if I was there and a bunch of French investigators rushed in and said “Sacre bleu! there has been a heist!” I would have had a much better time and would have given it five stars on everything
October 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I went to the Louvre once and enjoyed it but honestly if I was there and a bunch of French investigators rushed in and said “Sacre bleu! there has been a heist!” I would have had a much better time and would have given it five stars on everything
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
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This is a real, unedited screenshot from Alien: Earth
August 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is a real, unedited screenshot from Alien: Earth
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This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...
July 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...
Once I got into a car and the 2 AC dials went from lo->hi & max->min so it said "hi max", been chasing that hi ever since.
May 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Once I got into a car and the 2 AC dials went from lo->hi & max->min so it said "hi max", been chasing that hi ever since.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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To celebrate last week's launch of Blue Prince we're running a GIVEAWAY! 8 lucky folks could win a copy of Blue Prince on Steam, Xbox or Playstation. To enter follow our account, like and share this post. Good luck. Winners will be announced on April 28th.
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
To celebrate last week's launch of Blue Prince we're running a GIVEAWAY! 8 lucky folks could win a copy of Blue Prince on Steam, Xbox or Playstation. To enter follow our account, like and share this post. Good luck. Winners will be announced on April 28th.
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Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
April 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Apparently Balatro videos are being rated 18+ on YouTube now for gambling
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
Good thing we are protecting children from knowing what a 4 of a kind is and letting them watch CS case opening videos instead
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You may think you'd enjoy a live action Legend of Zelda movie but then you think for even one second about who they might cast as Link and you take 1d6 psychic damage
March 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You may think you'd enjoy a live action Legend of Zelda movie but then you think for even one second about who they might cast as Link and you take 1d6 psychic damage
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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
I have been completely absorbed by Monster Hunter Wilds, and now Monster Hunter in general has become my new hyperfixation. Now that I've reached the endgame of wilds, I've been investigating the older games. Tbh the fact that older Monster Hunters are more janky makes me want to try them more 👀
March 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I have been completely absorbed by Monster Hunter Wilds, and now Monster Hunter in general has become my new hyperfixation. Now that I've reached the endgame of wilds, I've been investigating the older games. Tbh the fact that older Monster Hunters are more janky makes me want to try them more 👀
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Presenting "Terry's Other Games"! A messy little collection of short games I've made over the past 20 years, out now on Steam and Itch! <3
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2824580/...
Itch: terrycavanagh.itch.io/terrys-other...
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2824580/...
Itch: terrycavanagh.itch.io/terrys-other...
Save 10% on Terry's Other Games on Steam
Hi, I'm Terry Cavanagh! You might remember me from such videogames as Dicey Dungeons, Super Hexagon, and VVVVVV. Here are a few other things I've made over the years!
store.steampowered.com
February 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Presenting "Terry's Other Games"! A messy little collection of short games I've made over the past 20 years, out now on Steam and Itch! <3
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2824580/...
Itch: terrycavanagh.itch.io/terrys-other...
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2824580/...
Itch: terrycavanagh.itch.io/terrys-other...
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I press many buttons on a keyboard so that other people can press less buttons on a keyboard
February 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I press many buttons on a keyboard so that other people can press less buttons on a keyboard
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wonder how much this will cause a resurgence in people learning COBOL for the shitposts and then discovering just what those salaries are at and having to make the hardest choice in their coding career
February 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
wonder how much this will cause a resurgence in people learning COBOL for the shitposts and then discovering just what those salaries are at and having to make the hardest choice in their coding career
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I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file.
PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields.
doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf
github.com/ading2210/do...
PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields.
doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf
github.com/ading2210/do...
January 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file.
PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields.
doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf
github.com/ading2210/do...
PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields.
doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf
github.com/ading2210/do...
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Everhood 2 - Release Date Announcement Trailer (out March 4 for Steam/Switch) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzGP...
January 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Everhood 2 - Release Date Announcement Trailer (out March 4 for Steam/Switch) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzGP...
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January 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM