RJB
@slapoutofit.bsky.social
24 Michigan
Some of y’all are so funny that’s why I’m here
Claire Saffitz is my everything
Some of y’all are so funny that’s why I’m here
Claire Saffitz is my everything
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screaming “tin roof. rusted!” into a cucumber at whole foods
November 16, 2024 at 2:05 PM
screaming “tin roof. rusted!” into a cucumber at whole foods
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a tarot reading complete with bongos and finger snaps
November 14, 2024 at 9:17 AM
a tarot reading complete with bongos and finger snaps
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*noise from inhaling vape*
murderer: oh there he is
murderer: oh there he is
November 14, 2024 at 12:48 PM
*noise from inhaling vape*
murderer: oh there he is
murderer: oh there he is
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[waiter sets down check]
me: my treat
date: awe thanks
me: *grabbing mint on check* for what
me: my treat
date: awe thanks
me: *grabbing mint on check* for what
November 14, 2024 at 2:25 AM
[waiter sets down check]
me: my treat
date: awe thanks
me: *grabbing mint on check* for what
me: my treat
date: awe thanks
me: *grabbing mint on check* for what
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the paramedics stopping compressions and asking my wife if she’d like to upgrade to CPR+ for $21.99
November 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
the paramedics stopping compressions and asking my wife if she’d like to upgrade to CPR+ for $21.99
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take a moment to be thankful for ingredients. imagine if we didn't have them. you'd sit down for a meal and there'd be nothing in it. no way man. ingredients are the way to go for sure.
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 PM
take a moment to be thankful for ingredients. imagine if we didn't have them. you'd sit down for a meal and there'd be nothing in it. no way man. ingredients are the way to go for sure.
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My self therapy this week seems to be listening to music where woman shout or screech with rage
November 14, 2024 at 12:53 PM
My self therapy this week seems to be listening to music where woman shout or screech with rage
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In my mid-40s I switched from always eating hot dogs plain to always eating hot dogs with mustard, what I’m saying is that we as a human race can change and evolve
November 14, 2024 at 4:42 AM
In my mid-40s I switched from always eating hot dogs plain to always eating hot dogs with mustard, what I’m saying is that we as a human race can change and evolve
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Everyone on this site has a library card
November 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Everyone on this site has a library card
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Me, a legal realist, still trying defend constitutional norms in 2024.
November 14, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Me, a legal realist, still trying defend constitutional norms in 2024.
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Y'all haven't met my moms serial killer Rabbit
Daisy? She hopped onto a desk and stole a pair of scissors.
Daisy? She hopped onto a desk and stole a pair of scissors.
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Y'all haven't met my moms serial killer Rabbit
Daisy? She hopped onto a desk and stole a pair of scissors.
Daisy? She hopped onto a desk and stole a pair of scissors.
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me when I'm trying to reply to an email but too high to remember how
November 14, 2024 at 1:09 PM
me when I'm trying to reply to an email but too high to remember how
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some mountains
November 14, 2024 at 11:59 AM
some mountains