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SlackerKite
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Tech, news, gaming, music, comedy nerd. Opinions my own. He/all. Kinda lefty boy. Not to be taken seriously.
Who the fuck should stab Rob Reiner? What a fucking tragedy. What a good man with such a wonderful body of work.
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Never trust a man in a suit. Unless it's review brah. He gets a pass but he's the only one
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Some people are here replacing the moldy ass tiling in our bathroom. While this is happening somehow one movie yeeted itself OFF the shelf bounced backwards and into the cat litter box.

Everyone is a critic.
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Somali immigrants make our country stronger.

President Trump is yet again trying to demonize people who contribute to our communities to justify his cruel anti-immigrant agenda.
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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okay it's very simple

A. "Princess Toadstool" is her royal title within the mycelial hierarchy. "Peach" is her first name

B. Her main role as Princess is to spore off various new Toads into the fungal hivemind

C. Once she dies a new Princess Toadstool can be grown from a Super Crown
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The best way to roast Elon Musk is to quietly pull up and play his latest Joe Rogan and stare at him like a disappointed father.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I can’t quite put it into words, but Trump praising Mamdani on the same day that MTG resigns in opposition to “big Tech, big Pharma, the war complex and big donors” feels like a harbinger of realignment.

There is a political earthquake trembling beneath the surface waiting to break through.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I'm very very tired. But, I still believe that people are built to be good. They are fearful little creatures though. Everyone needs more love. Everyone. It's much much stronger than fear.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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it has been a good long minute since I read America Magazine but JD Vance getting schooled in a Jesuit publication is the absolute sweetest plum

www.americamagazine.org/faithinfocus...
JD Vance’s immigration comments are an insult to our Catholic faith
This administration wants to set itself up as somehow Christian. Let them, then, do the bare minimum: Welcome the stranger.
www.americamagazine.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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please sir you have altered the beast a little too much
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Genuinely I am almost always more excited for any kind of animal than a human. They're just so good.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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the death of xbox leaves open a power vacuum in home consoles and the only corporation rich enough to truly take advantage is apple and you know what that means: pippin boys we coming back
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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whoa
I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino)

to the Aurora Police

following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests

So here it is!
October 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I keep seeing people saying hi hello new Bluesky users and they say that Musk is helping out some Nazis that doxxed people and I can't find a literal source anywhere what the hell is going on?
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don't know. I just always assumed it was like...your fifties when people you once considered close friends would start dying of natural causes, not your fourties. I don't know man, the numbers add up but I don't love them.
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sometimes you lose an old friend you hadn't heard from in a while and you're left to wonder how many people just.. Disappear?
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM