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SlackerKite
@slackerkite.bsky.social
Tech, news, gaming, music, comedy nerd. Opinions my own. He/all. Kinda lefty boy. Not to be taken seriously.
You're assuming I'm reading the comments at all my man
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The algorithm has decided I need to see your selfies. They are nice but it's not like I'm looking up women's pictures on here it's literally just yours that it's like here you go champ. You do know your lighting though I can't take a selfie for shit lol
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hazel. No. No.

You can't make me want to find a ceramic bowl so I can fill it with pretty spheres.

Not like this.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What is this horrible thing they generated holy shit lol
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Holy crap, how much are you looking for for all that? My girlfriend collects classic computers and whatnot.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Any time I literally just scroll to the end and back up now lol.

First person to make a website of recipes without all the bullshit will be beloved
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You know, at a party, because that's what humans do at a party.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I, for one, appreciate your bait.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Epstein's brother made a joke about him blowing someone named bubba. Very this isn't a thing that ever happened.

But it's amusing.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Originally he was Rodimus Smurf but he was given the power of leadership you see
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
No sir, I don't like it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
All things are art and all art is political fucking fight me.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I mean, Mr Boop was basically horror. Through the abstract lense of the chronically horny yes but still.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I just started replaying it. The fact that they added in an actual fucking d&d game is amazing
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM