SlackerKite
@slackerkite.bsky.social
Tech, news, gaming, music, comedy nerd. Opinions my own. He/all. Kinda lefty boy. Not to be taken seriously.
Some people are here replacing the moldy ass tiling in our bathroom. While this is happening somehow one movie yeeted itself OFF the shelf bounced backwards and into the cat litter box.
Everyone is a critic.
Everyone is a critic.
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Some people are here replacing the moldy ass tiling in our bathroom. While this is happening somehow one movie yeeted itself OFF the shelf bounced backwards and into the cat litter box.
Everyone is a critic.
Everyone is a critic.
Penn and Teller performed at the Minnesota Renn Fest to celebrate 50 years of performing. Still amazing. Huge crowd.
August 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Penn and Teller performed at the Minnesota Renn Fest to celebrate 50 years of performing. Still amazing. Huge crowd.
Here is your reminder that crime tends to largely be a response to a lack of viable opportunities. This largely is a result of poverty. You're safer in DC than Mississippi.
August 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Here is your reminder that crime tends to largely be a response to a lack of viable opportunities. This largely is a result of poverty. You're safer in DC than Mississippi.
2015 vs now
Tried no facial hair, looked like baby with too many chins. Shame about the head hair tho.
Tried no facial hair, looked like baby with too many chins. Shame about the head hair tho.
August 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
2015 vs now
Tried no facial hair, looked like baby with too many chins. Shame about the head hair tho.
Tried no facial hair, looked like baby with too many chins. Shame about the head hair tho.
Oh hey, you have a black cat named Merlin too? Mine doesn't have such a fluffy tail though just a lot of it.
July 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Oh hey, you have a black cat named Merlin too? Mine doesn't have such a fluffy tail though just a lot of it.
Shining Force 2 here with the 2025 mood
July 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shining Force 2 here with the 2025 mood
Wait.
Say hello to Cassie. Then you can move on.
Say hello to Cassie. Then you can move on.
July 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Wait.
Say hello to Cassie. Then you can move on.
Say hello to Cassie. Then you can move on.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Blue sky.
June 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Blue sky.
Figure I'd get my hairs did at a for men's barber. They have a little refreshment area. Coffee, check. Water, check. BEEF JERKY ✅✅✅.
Such gender. Wow.
Such gender. Wow.
June 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Figure I'd get my hairs did at a for men's barber. They have a little refreshment area. Coffee, check. Water, check. BEEF JERKY ✅✅✅.
Such gender. Wow.
Such gender. Wow.
It's the little things that make me happy on road trips.
June 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's the little things that make me happy on road trips.
I've always said, if you're not mad you're not listening. I don't have to tell people that anymore, they know. But they're mad about things that aren't real, are beside the point.
ICE visited my area today. Just down the road from where he was murdered, a name those kinds of people want to forget
ICE visited my area today. Just down the road from where he was murdered, a name those kinds of people want to forget
June 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I've always said, if you're not mad you're not listening. I don't have to tell people that anymore, they know. But they're mad about things that aren't real, are beside the point.
ICE visited my area today. Just down the road from where he was murdered, a name those kinds of people want to forget
ICE visited my area today. Just down the road from where he was murdered, a name those kinds of people want to forget
I know what you sick fucks want. You disgust me.
June 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I know what you sick fucks want. You disgust me.
Found this picture of my boy Merlin when I got him. So long!
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Found this picture of my boy Merlin when I got him. So long!
My levels of irony pilled are unmatched
April 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My levels of irony pilled are unmatched
At times like these, I ask myself, would Henry Rollins give into despair? Never. Fight.
March 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
At times like these, I ask myself, would Henry Rollins give into despair? Never. Fight.
We've decided on a new nickname for our dog. As she is a tiny female shepherd mix, we decided on Femtoshep. She grows great with her sister Falcor.
March 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We've decided on a new nickname for our dog. As she is a tiny female shepherd mix, we decided on Femtoshep. She grows great with her sister Falcor.
We, accidentally, a new dog. Her name is Harriet. She was found with a gunshot wound and ran over. Despite nearly starving and losing a leg she is the sweetest dog. Really taken to put golden doodle.
March 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We, accidentally, a new dog. Her name is Harriet. She was found with a gunshot wound and ran over. Despite nearly starving and losing a leg she is the sweetest dog. Really taken to put golden doodle.
I keep seeing people being all lol Tesla stock is falling. Look at long term graphs. We're in mid correction. At worst it'll hit $180 but I have severe doubts this correction will go under $200 because simps.
March 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I keep seeing people being all lol Tesla stock is falling. Look at long term graphs. We're in mid correction. At worst it'll hit $180 but I have severe doubts this correction will go under $200 because simps.
If these two can get a long there's hope for us all.
March 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If these two can get a long there's hope for us all.
Interesting local pride choice but ok
February 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Interesting local pride choice but ok
I just ..so I found this in the wild in Portland and it just. I know it's a typo. But I can only think when you're holding a fart and everyone can tell.
February 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I just ..so I found this in the wild in Portland and it just. I know it's a typo. But I can only think when you're holding a fart and everyone can tell.
Don't buy into it. Life is sometimes OK.
January 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Don't buy into it. Life is sometimes OK.
Please understand this is the sort of thing I do to amuse myself. These objects are older than I am
January 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please understand this is the sort of thing I do to amuse myself. These objects are older than I am