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hypoderanged anchoress
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you can pet the rat in half-life: alyx
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It's time to face that books simply aren't a good medium for storytelling. Such a dry and linear medium has no way to convey systems or relationships outside of tiny snapshots to the player, or so-called "reader." This will be true until they innovate by adding LED screens and buttons to the books.
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
this is the "superfood" of beverages 👇👇👇
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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This is what it looks like when people actually give a damn. It is absolutely possible to say no to the Potter Money, and judging all those audiobook and TV celebrities who don't is extremely justified.
I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno what‘s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
it's occasionally crossed my mind that a bunch of business peope probably saw uncut gems just before the pandemic and thought, "how do we turn every young man into this guy?"

somehow, this pretension is more offputting than that angle
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
nobody has studied whether mermaids would have baleen and highly extendable jaws instead of teeth, but i think we need to consider the possibility.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
i saw a wonderous creature today, with the head of a deer, the body of a deer, the legs of a deer, and the soul of a human. i ran it down because it made a furtive movement and i feared for my life.
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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wretched beast. harbinger of woe
Hey @lukegearing.bsky.social what do you think of this dolphin?
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the exception is if she's constantly giving everyone the benefit of a doubt, keeps the scope of people she's meaningfully upset about narrow, and sometimes feels she deserved the horrific things done to her. then, you'll come to realize you've met one of the most wonderful people you'll ever meet.
if there was one lesson i could impart to young women it would be this one:
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
happy jfk death day to all who celebrate or mourn
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Jeb Bush sucks shit but I will be forever grateful to him for 'please clap'
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
taking a couple weeks to be nice to the grinch so his heart gets nice and plump for thanksgiving 😋
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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crusader tattoo guys vs nordic pagan beardos is a type of right wing internecine conflict I hadn't expected, but which seems so obvious in retrospect
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
this was my first exposure to the onion. it seemed implausible, but it did appear to be in the news so i was on the fence. glad to now be an adult who knows it's real.
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
guy pretending to be a pedophile so he can avoid giving out candy without judgment
October 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
when i was a kid, it was normal for the people i saw on tv to hop inside a toilet and flush themselves into having a little adventure. now, even this is a vacation few can afford.
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
you don't see much of the fae folk these days. you're so glued to your dang phone that you won't even make eye contact to the freaky fellas sucking you off. your prostate is quaking but you can no longer feel that natural wonder because you're so captivated by an ad where a gamer fails basic math.
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
thinking of becoming some dipshit who makes wings that melt in slightly high temperatures or a maze that's shorter than a ball of yarn
October 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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I have made a public demo for my game Bound City available! About an hour long, containing one zone and bits of others. Please check it out, wishlist, tell everyone you've ever met, fraudulently inflate my numbers, etc. Every little bit helps. store.steampowered.com/app/3871260/...
Bound City on Steam
An action-packed and bittersweet adventure in a city of endless night. Explore the dying city and try to find your way to the tower that seems to be at the heart of it all. Nothing is quite as it appe...
store.steampowered.com
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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fwiw count me in the continuation of a trend camp. trump is going down the path set by reagan, bush, mccain and romney. i think of them as the raptors testing the fence and trump being the one who finally realized that the power has been cut off and he wont get shocked when he charges the fence.
One reason former Republicans have been better at opposing Trump than many progressives is because they correctly understand that the GOP’s descent into fascism represents a dramatic shift, and is therefore scarier, where the latter groups feel the need to argue it’s just a continuation of trend
October 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
might have sex with a werewolf this month. but human form only.
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
had a realization that one of my anxiety disorders is kept in check by another anxiety disorder lmao
October 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM