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Skye
@skyeproblem.bsky.social
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Hi I'm Skye! I like animals, video games, and alternative comics and I work in environmental consulting. They/them
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chadloder.bsky.social
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
tvsadam.bsky.social TV's Adam, whispering to a nutcracker, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 5d
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
1 minute comic
Drawing of the cartoonist: a slouchy man in a sweater scowling. TEXT: If this piece of shit practiced self-compassion, maybe he wouldn’t be so depressed
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.

happy new year everyone!
a stylized 3d illustration of a pregnant woman on a bike in a street with many musicians.
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
skyeproblem.bsky.social
Honestly this sounds like something written by @badmachinery.com
neilmatheson66.bsky.social Mr Natural @neilmatheson66.bsky.social · 10d
#OTD 1968. Led Zeppelin supporting Vanilla Fudge on their North American tour were incorrectly billed as Len Zefflin. 🥴
December 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Factory Fire
(Rerun)
A news anchor sits at a desk looking somber and says "First, tragic news tonight, The Dicksucking Factory, which has been an anchor of this town's economy for years, burned down in a large fire. As of right now, police are investigating the cause of the blaze and say they have not ruled out foul play. When asked for comment on the situation, factory foreman Richard Trunch said-" We now see Richard Trunch, a bald man with bulbous features, wearing a red polo, who says "looks like your mom and dad are out of a job."
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
skyeproblem.bsky.social
I love this story. I'd never heard of bin stores or the reverse retail trend, it's fascinating
davidjroth.bsky.social David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13d
This is one of my favorite stories we ran this year.
defector.com Defector @defector.com · 13d
Seven days at the bin store: defector.com/seven-days-a...
December 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
Sid is upset at me because I was gone all day and into the later evening. This is what Sid yelling sounds like. #SoundUpForSid
May 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
Happy Longest Night to all who observe
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
today I feel. . .
three sketches of Fanlee breathing fire, overlaying each other
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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achewoodnc.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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serenityfails.bsky.social
he soived
tusk81.bsky.social Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · Dec 6
… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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secase.bsky.social
look at this rory gilmore fanart my kid drew. savage
A pen drawing of Rory Gilmore next to the words “bad boyfrends”, a $1000 bill and a Yale pennant. She has a unibrow I guess??
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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chas.bsky.social
Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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julesetc.meangirls.online
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
We Have Enough Dead Friends by LENA OLEANDERSON Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
critfailmemes on threads (!) "Okay so to keep the poor from rioting you give them bread and circuses" "Got it. However some of them were sneaking into the circus on their friend's login so we stopped that" "No you... you gotta give them the circuses" "We're ending the free bread program, too much of it was going to the poor"
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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gailsimone.bsky.social
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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bigbigtruck.com
soft murps #LittleBigFat
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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grantthethief.bsky.social
Average NYT headline
jav.scd.lol JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · Nov 7
Is It True That Most Big Tits Women Are Stupid Sluts? 4 Hours
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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gralefrit.bsky.social
Remember remember, the 5th of November. Teabag. Kettle. And pot.

#FramleyExamimer
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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squallleonshart.bsky.social
Gays in Harry Potter Halloween costumes in the Year of Our Lord 2025
Brendan Jordan in various states of disgust
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
skyeproblem.bsky.social
godzillavscontext.bsky.social Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · Oct 21
Mothra vs Godzilla (1964)
A frame from Mothra vs Godzilla (1964). Two men stand in an office. One of them is looking at the other and his moustache is, frankly, too small. The other man has a grey suit, red tie, tinted glasses, and a skeptical look on his face. The caption reads, "Mothra gave you power of attorney?" Not pictured: Godzilla; Mothra; the public notary
October 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Christ this is beautiful
neglectedbooks.com Neglected Books @neglectedbooks.com · Oct 20
No actress ever lost her s**t quite so well as Barbara Stanwyck. Here, in Shopworn (1932), she refuses to take a pay-off for not marrying rich boy Regis Toomey, even though the consequence will be six months in the "State Home for the Regeneration of Women."
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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pseudonymjones.bsky.social
somewhat remarkable
Emma sitting hunched over on a small wooden stoop, with her knees up and her arms folded. On the doorframe behind her, a spider has spun a web with the words “SOMEWHAT REMARKABLE” in it, ala Charlotte’s Web
June 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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littletunny.bsky.social
my own personal "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??" type moment
September 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM