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Ok yes, that all chick space thingy is embarrassing af… but where was all this vitriol when Shatner and the boys did it?
April 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ok yes, that all chick space thingy is embarrassing af… but where was all this vitriol when Shatner and the boys did it?
Why does the sound of your own voice never stop being traumatizing?
April 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Why does the sound of your own voice never stop being traumatizing?
Traffic annoys me.
War makes me angry.
But waiting for my husband to lace up his boots absolute sends me into a fit of rage.
War makes me angry.
But waiting for my husband to lace up his boots absolute sends me into a fit of rage.
March 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Traffic annoys me.
War makes me angry.
But waiting for my husband to lace up his boots absolute sends me into a fit of rage.
War makes me angry.
But waiting for my husband to lace up his boots absolute sends me into a fit of rage.
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Things I have not enjoyed on my family camping trip so far:
- family
- camping
- family
- camping
March 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Things I have not enjoyed on my family camping trip so far:
- family
- camping
- family
- camping
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
I can’t believe I just lost all this weight only to find out I’m still ugly.
February 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I can’t believe I just lost all this weight only to find out I’m still ugly.
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Two Things I Learned Today:
1. I can barbell squat my body weight
2. What an anal prolapse is
1. I can barbell squat my body weight
2. What an anal prolapse is
February 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Two Things I Learned Today:
1. I can barbell squat my body weight
2. What an anal prolapse is
1. I can barbell squat my body weight
2. What an anal prolapse is
Just out walking with my dad with a bum hip and my mom with a messed up ankle. It’s been one block. It’s been half an hour.
February 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Just out walking with my dad with a bum hip and my mom with a messed up ankle. It’s been one block. It’s been half an hour.
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You can steal my sunshine as long as you promise to set me on fire with it.
February 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
You can steal my sunshine as long as you promise to set me on fire with it.
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Someday we’re gonna tell people about waterbeds and they’re gonna be like that’s so dumb there’s no way that’s true
January 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Someday we’re gonna tell people about waterbeds and they’re gonna be like that’s so dumb there’s no way that’s true
At any given moment you can assume I’m peeing just a little bit.
January 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
At any given moment you can assume I’m peeing just a little bit.
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sometimes I wish you guys could love me for who I am and not the completely fabricated version I’ve purposely created on bluesky
January 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
sometimes I wish you guys could love me for who I am and not the completely fabricated version I’ve purposely created on bluesky
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How come when a woman says she's had many sexual partners she’s “promiscuous” but when I say it I’m a “liar”
January 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
How come when a woman says she's had many sexual partners she’s “promiscuous” but when I say it I’m a “liar”
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me: I can’t believe I’m finally home. It doesn’t feel real.
wife: *drops stack of mail in my lap* can you go through this?
me: ok, now it feels real
wife: *drops stack of mail in my lap* can you go through this?
me: ok, now it feels real
January 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
me: I can’t believe I’m finally home. It doesn’t feel real.
wife: *drops stack of mail in my lap* can you go through this?
me: ok, now it feels real
wife: *drops stack of mail in my lap* can you go through this?
me: ok, now it feels real
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"Long story short," my mom said 40 minutes ago
January 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Long story short," my mom said 40 minutes ago
If I poop myself in this Walmart do you think anyone will notice?
January 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I poop myself in this Walmart do you think anyone will notice?
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Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit
January 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit
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I can usually tell I'm right by the sound of my husband furiously googling something followed by complete silence
January 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I can usually tell I'm right by the sound of my husband furiously googling something followed by complete silence
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You’re never too old to chase your dreams.
There will come a time when you can no longer catch them, though.
There will come a time when you can no longer catch them, though.
January 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
You’re never too old to chase your dreams.
There will come a time when you can no longer catch them, though.
There will come a time when you can no longer catch them, though.
A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack playing in your head
January 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack playing in your head
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Many experts believe that the first person to live to 200 years old has already been born, and it sure as shit better not be me
January 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Many experts believe that the first person to live to 200 years old has already been born, and it sure as shit better not be me
Remember when the only intense online drama revolved around someone’s Facebook relationship status?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Remember when the only intense online drama revolved around someone’s Facebook relationship status?
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Me: go in that bag & find my wallet
Robber: which one is it
Me: the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it
Robber: can't find that one
Me: oh that's weird [nervous laughter] maybe just give me the Totoro one
Robber: which one is it
Me: the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it
Robber: can't find that one
Me: oh that's weird [nervous laughter] maybe just give me the Totoro one
January 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Me: go in that bag & find my wallet
Robber: which one is it
Me: the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it
Robber: can't find that one
Me: oh that's weird [nervous laughter] maybe just give me the Totoro one
Robber: which one is it
Me: the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it
Robber: can't find that one
Me: oh that's weird [nervous laughter] maybe just give me the Totoro one
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Self-confidence is my four year old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps.
January 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Self-confidence is my four year old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps.