Don
@skittishsav.bsky.social
Here I go again on my own
Aotearoa New Zealand
Aotearoa New Zealand
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Merry Christmas! So glad you remembered to do that small important task at work before the break. You DID do it, right? Oh god are you sure?
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Merry Christmas! So glad you remembered to do that small important task at work before the break. You DID do it, right? Oh god are you sure?
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And I looked, and beheld a pale reindeer: and his name that sat on him was Santa, and Hell followed with him.
December 25, 2023 at 12:25 AM
And I looked, and beheld a pale reindeer: and his name that sat on him was Santa, and Hell followed with him.
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They should make rich people who can survive without constant validation
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
They should make rich people who can survive without constant validation
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every single gift under the tree is from me. ok? every single one. don’t look at the names, they’re all from me ok? All of the gifts are from me. Ok?
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
every single gift under the tree is from me. ok? every single one. don’t look at the names, they’re all from me ok? All of the gifts are from me. Ok?
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Cooking tip: If you want your holy infant tender and mild, low and slow is the way to go
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Cooking tip: If you want your holy infant tender and mild, low and slow is the way to go
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Santa called. He said you’re all getting complicated dildos for Christmas.
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Santa called. He said you’re all getting complicated dildos for Christmas.
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If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity.
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you and I are still single in 200 years let's agree to haunt a Burger King as a singular entity.
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I don't want anything to look like a sardine, except maybe a sardine.
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don't want anything to look like a sardine, except maybe a sardine.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but lasagna is basically kind of a flat, squashed up square spaghetti but not tubes.
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but lasagna is basically kind of a flat, squashed up square spaghetti but not tubes.
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Love to read about "stocks."
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Love to read about "stocks."
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Shits AND giggles? In this economy?
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Shits AND giggles? In this economy?
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Take your kids to the science museum where they can learn about plasma balls and touch screens with JavaScript errors on them.
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Take your kids to the science museum where they can learn about plasma balls and touch screens with JavaScript errors on them.
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
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This is one of the few days a year I wake up, open the fridge, and deeply fucking consider eating an entire pie
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is one of the few days a year I wake up, open the fridge, and deeply fucking consider eating an entire pie
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Home Depot is having a big BOGO Black Friday sale on guillotines y’all
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Home Depot is having a big BOGO Black Friday sale on guillotines y’all
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Get to say parchment a lot this time of year.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Get to say parchment a lot this time of year.
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The Thanksgiving parade just casually marched into my home
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Thanksgiving parade just casually marched into my home
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Thanksgiving should have more of a disco theme.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Thanksgiving should have more of a disco theme.
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I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
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I’m too stupid to be a physicist but just smart enough to think I am one when I listen to one speak
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m too stupid to be a physicist but just smart enough to think I am one when I listen to one speak
Nearly went arse over kite at the optometrist, they put out a slippery surface sign, brought out a towel to dry the floor and wrapped me in seven layers of bubble wrap, that last part might not have happened
#MariaFullOfGrace
#MariaFullOfGrace
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nearly went arse over kite at the optometrist, they put out a slippery surface sign, brought out a towel to dry the floor and wrapped me in seven layers of bubble wrap, that last part might not have happened
#MariaFullOfGrace
#MariaFullOfGrace
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Turn around and you’re in your fifties, elbows deep in thirty-five pounds of egg salad, wondering exactly where it all went wrong.
November 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Turn around and you’re in your fifties, elbows deep in thirty-five pounds of egg salad, wondering exactly where it all went wrong.
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March 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Tips for New BlueSky Users!
- There's no algorithm
- It's good to repost yourself
- Some people hate it tho
- You can call them skeets
- Some people hate it tho
- Its normal to not get jokes
- You can repost my jokes even if you hate them
- How's the Discover feed work? No one knows
- Block Nazis
- There's no algorithm
- It's good to repost yourself
- Some people hate it tho
- You can call them skeets
- Some people hate it tho
- Its normal to not get jokes
- You can repost my jokes even if you hate them
- How's the Discover feed work? No one knows
- Block Nazis
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when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you've created for yourself
October 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
when a dark secret from your past threatens to destroy the new idyllic life you've created for yourself