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sammy
@skeetulrich.bsky.social
picture taker, movie watcher, music enjoyer, occasional writer

too tall to be an astronaut, too short to play basketball

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Podcasts are now illegal in China
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Day 69 (drug number) of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
going down to the Goon Docks to find weird imported european porn & implements
Oct 26th 1985 - 40 Years ago today! - Mikey, Chunk, Data and Mouth went on a treasure hunt to save the "Goon Docks".

📽️📅 The Goonies (1985)
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i think posting dumb shit like "i hate tattoos" is a lil naziesque in itself
October 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
mitchells heads rise up!!!
'The Mitchells vs the Machines 2' is in the works at Sony

• Lord & Miller will return to produce
• Will release on Netflix

(via Variety)
October 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
step 1: make a new better twitter so we don't have to spend time on the evil site
step 2: never ever stop talking about twitter or comparing the new app to twitter
step 3: ???!!??!
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Oct 21st - Psychology professor, Dr Sean Maguire, met his nocturnally flatulent wife, missing game six of the 1975 World Series.

📽️📅 Good Will Hunting (1997)
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
still not at 100% confidence with bluesky's UI and keep finding myself scrolling through someone's page thinking I'm on "home", so if you just get like 200 straight notifications of me liking your shit going back 2 months, thats why
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
no review at all?
oh that thing stinks
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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hey folks, me and my brother are getting illegally evicted. i don't want to fight it, I just want to get to someplace safe.

If we had enough for first and last month's rent I think I we can do it.

Humbly asking for $2000, please share. (this is a first time ask)
www.paypal.com/paypalme/Ben...
October 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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wow apparently my wallet inspector got arrested.. they're accusing him of running some kind of scam? no way Randal would risk hurting the business he built for some petty crime. wallet inspection was his life. oh good there's a gofundme link
October 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Communism is normal and you can talk to your friends about it
May 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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nosebleed section is an absolute banger sorry to say it
July 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
maybe its the prosecco talking but im so glad The Bear seems to be back on form in season 4. Ayo Edebiri can do no wrong
June 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ive had hiccups three fucking separate times in one night and at this fucking point i just want fucking DEATH
June 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
scrolling for something to watch, i landed on the entourage movie and for a solid minute i considered if i hate myself that much
June 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sat in a park by a pond, amongst the geese and deer, listening to Pet Sounds in the sun
rip Brian Wilson you were a real one
June 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
i saw The Final Reckoning again and my main takeaway was that during the very intimate resuscitation scene the ambient temperature of the room rose dramatically

ppl are so horny for hayley atwell and babygirl tommy in his little boxers they were boiling themselves alive
June 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"yo did you hear the menswear guy libbed tf out and milkshake ducked so hard"
June 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM