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sammy
@skeetulrich.bsky.social
picture taker, movie watcher, music enjoyer, occasional writer

too tall to be an astronaut, too short to play basketball

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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social if you're going to darn some socks, i can recommend more sustainable suppliers than amazon
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
inshallah i will be back in The Rotten Place soon, i miss the other 149 feral trans women
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
cum be coming out like silly string
October 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
its so bad. I was at a wedding where someone very important from the English security services used ChatGPT to write song parody lyrics about the bride and groom. everyone's cooked
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
absolutely juiceless building for "the most powerful man in the world" to live in
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
water water everywhere and not a drop to bathe...
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
i feel like you'd appreciate my Jeff Rosenstock tee
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
fuck. you beat me to it
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
that weird gothicy album Ryan Gosling did with his mate has some real spooky bangers on it
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
blows my mind what calibre of actor they can get in shitty commercials
judi dench in what possible world are you broke enough to do a moneysupermarket ad where you reprise the roll of M?
no brian cox, im not going to buy malibu
October 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
respect to the US trying so hard to become the most cucked nation on earth
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
very much a "idk man i think it depends" situation
October 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i think that's the key difference between say; having a conversation with your friend on the bus and calling someone on the bus and talking loudly down your phone - its bad to hear stuff that is unintelligible to you!!
like people don't get that it sounds so much worse from 2 feet away
October 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
to me thats a very different thing from doing it on public transport etc

one is "hey would you mind turning that down a little?"
the other is "please use headphones or turn it off, no one wants to hear that shit*
October 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM