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Alexander Becc
@sinistralg.bsky.social
the world will destroy me!!
(he/him)
love how esoteric and creepy the Dark Brotherhood summoning ritual is, all for one to wait around for a clown in a black robe to show up like “alright where’s the money”
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."

--Prayer of the Black Sacrament
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
my dad has this world view, supposedly influenced by dog breeds, where people are much different than we seem and at least 80% of behavior is genetic (i call this covering your eyes & walking backwards into racism)
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
my 2 year old will walk up to the spookiest, goriest ghoul on display at a Halloween store and laugh. but one animatronic toy chicken? screamed as loud as he could and ran in sheer terror
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Josh Barro said he was scared to go East of Rock Creek Park in DC so I’d say he mostly missed out on the part of education that doesn’t make you a racist wimp.
A lot of education discourse is at root an inability to decide whether the purpose of our education system is to 1) teach material and measure learning 2) reward students who work hard 3) separate the smart kids (destined for smart guy jobs) from the dumb kids (destined to serve the smart guys)
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i recently handled OG velveeta for the first time and i’m still reeling. like a brick of stinky yoga mat.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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*shakily removing glasses*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i saw that giant roll of toilet paper at the store and i automatically assumed it had to be like…for an office. or a restaurant or something
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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leaving for work in the morning, blissfully unaware that your cat is about to ruin your fucking life with this
Kinda overkill. But im also lazy so kinda appealing
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
emo caveman be like unga bunga me know Jacks Mannequin piano rock but me think something there
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Immortals Fenyx Rising (PC - Ubisoft Connect) is free to own on Ubisoft Store (offer ends Dec 2nd) buff.ly/FZGvKrf
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i love how Pantera has this comically tough guy fanbase and their biggest song is about being spooky cowboys with your friends
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
forgot who made the post about how philosophy is a battle between murder-poets and like ethics-obsessed bureaucrats, and it’s important that the murder-poets do not win

anyway, that is what the Star Wars prequels are about
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
remember during lockdown when people started lighting fireworks off all the time in SoCal because there was nothing to do (to the point where i think people were learning how to make fireworks themselves) and people were convinced it was some kind of op
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
listening to music in the car & Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches plays and Cy starts cheering
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM