Colby
@singoda.bsky.social
RoosW, Oz pol, Twitter diaspora, shitposting, trivia, dumb jokes, cats, he/him, I dunno... stuff
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I smashed that like button, just like you said. It’s broken now. No more likes for anyone.
May 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I smashed that like button, just like you said. It’s broken now. No more likes for anyone.
Can't help feeling that rich people will not let wiping out $10T of their hoard stand
April 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Can't help feeling that rich people will not let wiping out $10T of their hoard stand
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Trump's foolishness has presented the perfect opportunity for cats and penguins to sign a trade deal - the fish will be ours!
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Trump's foolishness has presented the perfect opportunity for cats and penguins to sign a trade deal - the fish will be ours!
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you send ONE "I'm BEARY sorry" card when someone is mauled by a grizzly and suddenly you're "fired from this national park" and "a disgrace to the profession"
March 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
you send ONE "I'm BEARY sorry" card when someone is mauled by a grizzly and suddenly you're "fired from this national park" and "a disgrace to the profession"
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A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
March 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
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Tomorrow morning live on Youtube and Facebook, instead of complaining about Insiders, we are making a better version of it. #SundayShot
Featuring @davemilbo.bsky.social , @instanterudite.bsky.social , @janecaro.bsky.social , @joshbornstein.bsky.social and @sarahschwartz.bsky.social
Featuring @davemilbo.bsky.social , @instanterudite.bsky.social , @janecaro.bsky.social , @joshbornstein.bsky.social and @sarahschwartz.bsky.social
February 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Tomorrow morning live on Youtube and Facebook, instead of complaining about Insiders, we are making a better version of it. #SundayShot
Featuring @davemilbo.bsky.social , @instanterudite.bsky.social , @janecaro.bsky.social , @joshbornstein.bsky.social and @sarahschwartz.bsky.social
Featuring @davemilbo.bsky.social , @instanterudite.bsky.social , @janecaro.bsky.social , @joshbornstein.bsky.social and @sarahschwartz.bsky.social
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This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
That little ooh when you realise it's #Severance day
February 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
That little ooh when you realise it's #Severance day
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if ai is so awesome then why have I never seen it wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses
checkmate corpo nerds
checkmate corpo nerds
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
if ai is so awesome then why have I never seen it wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses
checkmate corpo nerds
checkmate corpo nerds
You got cheesy blasters
February 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You got cheesy blasters
For some reason I keep thinking about those American Libertarians who took over a town and ended up with a massive bear problem
February 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
For some reason I keep thinking about those American Libertarians who took over a town and ended up with a massive bear problem
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Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too?
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
February 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes too?
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.
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why is hunter biden’s laptop destroying america like this
February 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
why is hunter biden’s laptop destroying america like this
How does Coles fuck up a Cheesymite scroll?
February 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
How does Coles fuck up a Cheesymite scroll?
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Being vocally disappointed in the Albanese Govt does NOT make one a supporter of or proponent for an LNP Govt.
However, unconditionally supporting an under-performing Labor Govt encourages the Labor Party to keep under-performing.
Australia deserves - and should demand - better.
#auspol
However, unconditionally supporting an under-performing Labor Govt encourages the Labor Party to keep under-performing.
Australia deserves - and should demand - better.
#auspol
January 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Being vocally disappointed in the Albanese Govt does NOT make one a supporter of or proponent for an LNP Govt.
However, unconditionally supporting an under-performing Labor Govt encourages the Labor Party to keep under-performing.
Australia deserves - and should demand - better.
#auspol
However, unconditionally supporting an under-performing Labor Govt encourages the Labor Party to keep under-performing.
Australia deserves - and should demand - better.
#auspol
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dating:
- hard work
- emotionally draining
- people say stupid things sometimes
having a cool rock:
- low maintenance
- emotionally fulfilling
- rocks don't talk or if they do it's in a language we don't understand
- hard work
- emotionally draining
- people say stupid things sometimes
having a cool rock:
- low maintenance
- emotionally fulfilling
- rocks don't talk or if they do it's in a language we don't understand
January 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
dating:
- hard work
- emotionally draining
- people say stupid things sometimes
having a cool rock:
- low maintenance
- emotionally fulfilling
- rocks don't talk or if they do it's in a language we don't understand
- hard work
- emotionally draining
- people say stupid things sometimes
having a cool rock:
- low maintenance
- emotionally fulfilling
- rocks don't talk or if they do it's in a language we don't understand
Rewatching The Expanse. I'd never realised how much foreshadowing there was, so great
January 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Rewatching The Expanse. I'd never realised how much foreshadowing there was, so great
People need to be paying far more attention to what is happening behind the curtain while all of this distraction nonsense about annexing Greenland/Canada/Panama etc is popping off.
January 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
People need to be paying far more attention to what is happening behind the curtain while all of this distraction nonsense about annexing Greenland/Canada/Panama etc is popping off.
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IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
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ME: I didn't choose the thug life
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear
January 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ME: I didn't choose the thug life
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear
THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning
ME: I could not have been more clear
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[scans box of condoms at self checkout]
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
[scans again]
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
wtf [scans again]
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
[scans again]
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
wtf [scans again]
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU
January 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[scans box of condoms at self checkout]
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
[scans again]
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
wtf [scans again]
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
[scans again]
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA
wtf [scans again]
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU
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He's not wrong. Diversity is our strength.
January 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
He's not wrong. Diversity is our strength.
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