ArchedEyebrow
@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)
Hey @albomp.bsky.social are you fully onboard with Australia's AUKUS partner unilaterally invading Venezuela in contravention of its own Constitution?
Are we going "all the way with the USA"? Or we will be sitting out this one and not joining Trump's Coalition of the Swilling?
#AusPol
Are we going "all the way with the USA"? Or we will be sitting out this one and not joining Trump's Coalition of the Swilling?
#AusPol
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Hey @albomp.bsky.social are you fully onboard with Australia's AUKUS partner unilaterally invading Venezuela in contravention of its own Constitution?
Are we going "all the way with the USA"? Or we will be sitting out this one and not joining Trump's Coalition of the Swilling?
#AusPol
Are we going "all the way with the USA"? Or we will be sitting out this one and not joining Trump's Coalition of the Swilling?
#AusPol
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Is it just me, or was the song selection for the Sydney #NYE fireworks this year quite... dull?
Previous years featured Australian artists, or some kind of coherent theme. But this year's (few) songs were highly-repetitive club beats which to my ears got boring quickly.
Am I alone in thinking this?
Previous years featured Australian artists, or some kind of coherent theme. But this year's (few) songs were highly-repetitive club beats which to my ears got boring quickly.
Am I alone in thinking this?
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Is it just me, or was the song selection for the Sydney #NYE fireworks this year quite... dull?
Previous years featured Australian artists, or some kind of coherent theme. But this year's (few) songs were highly-repetitive club beats which to my ears got boring quickly.
Am I alone in thinking this?
Previous years featured Australian artists, or some kind of coherent theme. But this year's (few) songs were highly-repetitive club beats which to my ears got boring quickly.
Am I alone in thinking this?
The Bondi attack was an atrocity. Antisemitism is evil.
In responding, we should reflect on ALL the root causes & implement measures consistent with Australia's values that keep ALL citizens safe.
In our grief & fear, we risk merely appeasing vested interests seeking to exploit the tragedy. #AusPol
In responding, we should reflect on ALL the root causes & implement measures consistent with Australia's values that keep ALL citizens safe.
In our grief & fear, we risk merely appeasing vested interests seeking to exploit the tragedy. #AusPol
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Bondi attack was an atrocity. Antisemitism is evil.
In responding, we should reflect on ALL the root causes & implement measures consistent with Australia's values that keep ALL citizens safe.
In our grief & fear, we risk merely appeasing vested interests seeking to exploit the tragedy. #AusPol
In responding, we should reflect on ALL the root causes & implement measures consistent with Australia's values that keep ALL citizens safe.
In our grief & fear, we risk merely appeasing vested interests seeking to exploit the tragedy. #AusPol
Apparently, accounts that post fake news and farm engagement don't go against Facebook's community "standards".
No doubt Meta appreciates the billions in advertising revenue it makes from hosting fake news.
A shit company run by a shit human being.
#RegulateTech
No doubt Meta appreciates the billions in advertising revenue it makes from hosting fake news.
A shit company run by a shit human being.
#RegulateTech
December 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Apparently, accounts that post fake news and farm engagement don't go against Facebook's community "standards".
No doubt Meta appreciates the billions in advertising revenue it makes from hosting fake news.
A shit company run by a shit human being.
#RegulateTech
No doubt Meta appreciates the billions in advertising revenue it makes from hosting fake news.
A shit company run by a shit human being.
#RegulateTech
Imagine the constant stream of social media friendly performative photo opportunities we can look forward to when Tim Wilson achieves his ambition of becoming Leader of the Opposition.
#AusPol
#AusPol
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Imagine the constant stream of social media friendly performative photo opportunities we can look forward to when Tim Wilson achieves his ambition of becoming Leader of the Opposition.
#AusPol
#AusPol
First Christmas lunch without my son in attendance. 😔 He's a first responder who had to work an overnight shift last night.
But there'll be plenty of leftovers for when he wakes up this afternoon. 😊
But there'll be plenty of leftovers for when he wakes up this afternoon. 😊
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
First Christmas lunch without my son in attendance. 😔 He's a first responder who had to work an overnight shift last night.
But there'll be plenty of leftovers for when he wakes up this afternoon. 😊
But there'll be plenty of leftovers for when he wakes up this afternoon. 😊
Tonight I've been visited by three spirits!
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Tonight I've been visited by three spirits!
Reposted by ArchedEyebrow
The Australien Government has made an ad about the Social Media Ban for Under-16s, and it's surprisingly honest and informative.
Honest Government Ad | Social Media Ban
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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December 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The Australien Government has made an ad about the Social Media Ban for Under-16s, and it's surprisingly honest and informative.
#BREAKING : Donald Trump has announced new "Trump class" battleships.
Military insiders who have seen the design are concerned that the battleship's very broad keel will spur it to heel over in heavy seas.
However they praised its gold-encrusted captain's cabin and marble latrines.
#MAGA
Military insiders who have seen the design are concerned that the battleship's very broad keel will spur it to heel over in heavy seas.
However they praised its gold-encrusted captain's cabin and marble latrines.
#MAGA
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
#BREAKING : QLD LNP Govt announces plan to stimulate economic growth by making the state "the gun capital of Australia".
Said Premier Crisafulli: "The controls being introduced by other states will hurt their economies, creating a fantastic opportunity to grow Queensland businesses."
#AusPol #parody
Said Premier Crisafulli: "The controls being introduced by other states will hurt their economies, creating a fantastic opportunity to grow Queensland businesses."
#AusPol #parody
December 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I predicted this would happen, 9 months ago.
(Yeah, I know... not exactly hard to foreshadow... 😐)
Follow me for more uncanny predictions about what Trump will do next! 😄
#epsteinfiles
(Yeah, I know... not exactly hard to foreshadow... 😐)
Follow me for more uncanny predictions about what Trump will do next! 😄
#epsteinfiles
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I predicted this would happen, 9 months ago.
(Yeah, I know... not exactly hard to foreshadow... 😐)
Follow me for more uncanny predictions about what Trump will do next! 😄
#epsteinfiles
(Yeah, I know... not exactly hard to foreshadow... 😐)
Follow me for more uncanny predictions about what Trump will do next! 😄
#epsteinfiles
Reposted by ArchedEyebrow
My sympathies go to the 62% of Americans who don't support Trump's presidency.
Trump has realised the TV networks will drop their scheduled programs so he can conduct a nationally televised political rally whenever he wishes to publicly masturbate his ego.
He'll keep doing it.
#MakeAmericaGroanAgain
Trump has realised the TV networks will drop their scheduled programs so he can conduct a nationally televised political rally whenever he wishes to publicly masturbate his ego.
He'll keep doing it.
#MakeAmericaGroanAgain
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My sympathies go to the 62% of Americans who don't support Trump's presidency.
Trump has realised the TV networks will drop their scheduled programs so he can conduct a nationally televised political rally whenever he wishes to publicly masturbate his ego.
He'll keep doing it.
#MakeAmericaGroanAgain
Trump has realised the TV networks will drop their scheduled programs so he can conduct a nationally televised political rally whenever he wishes to publicly masturbate his ego.
He'll keep doing it.
#MakeAmericaGroanAgain
QLD's LNP Govt is introducing Trump-style election-rigging.
1. Deny votes to the previously incarcerated. (Hurts ALP.)
2. Re-legalise political donations from property developers. (Helps LNP.)
3. Hide pre-selection processes & propagandist identities from voters & the Electoral Commission.
#AusPol
1. Deny votes to the previously incarcerated. (Hurts ALP.)
2. Re-legalise political donations from property developers. (Helps LNP.)
3. Hide pre-selection processes & propagandist identities from voters & the Electoral Commission.
#AusPol
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
QLD's LNP Govt is introducing Trump-style election-rigging.
1. Deny votes to the previously incarcerated. (Hurts ALP.)
2. Re-legalise political donations from property developers. (Helps LNP.)
3. Hide pre-selection processes & propagandist identities from voters & the Electoral Commission.
#AusPol
1. Deny votes to the previously incarcerated. (Hurts ALP.)
2. Re-legalise political donations from property developers. (Helps LNP.)
3. Hide pre-selection processes & propagandist identities from voters & the Electoral Commission.
#AusPol
While most of us are sickened by Josh Frydenberg's blatant exploitation of the Bondi massacre, News Corp are shilling hard for him to lead the coalition.
Here's a quick reminder of the enormous failure Frydenberg was previously as Treasurer.
#AusPol
Here's a quick reminder of the enormous failure Frydenberg was previously as Treasurer.
#AusPol
December 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
While most of us are sickened by Josh Frydenberg's blatant exploitation of the Bondi massacre, News Corp are shilling hard for him to lead the coalition.
Here's a quick reminder of the enormous failure Frydenberg was previously as Treasurer.
#AusPol
Here's a quick reminder of the enormous failure Frydenberg was previously as Treasurer.
#AusPol
A question for my progressive & #FirstNations friends:
I've written a song promoting FN's rights. I'm now creating a video clip for it.
Q: If I create images in Aboriginal dot painting style is that:
a) unacceptable cultural appropriation
or
b) acceptable, as it supports FN causes
Opinions welcome.
I've written a song promoting FN's rights. I'm now creating a video clip for it.
Q: If I create images in Aboriginal dot painting style is that:
a) unacceptable cultural appropriation
or
b) acceptable, as it supports FN causes
Opinions welcome.
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
A question for my progressive & #FirstNations friends:
I've written a song promoting FN's rights. I'm now creating a video clip for it.
Q: If I create images in Aboriginal dot painting style is that:
a) unacceptable cultural appropriation
or
b) acceptable, as it supports FN causes
Opinions welcome.
I've written a song promoting FN's rights. I'm now creating a video clip for it.
Q: If I create images in Aboriginal dot painting style is that:
a) unacceptable cultural appropriation
or
b) acceptable, as it supports FN causes
Opinions welcome.
🎵Pauline Pauline Pauline Paul-i-ine
I'm begging you don't take Matt Canavan
His face adorned with precious coal
Is matched to his far darker soul
The Nats still need his Senate seat Pauline
You may have got their MP Joyce
But Matt is their #1 choice
So keep your greedy mitts off him Pauline🎵
#AusPol
I'm begging you don't take Matt Canavan
His face adorned with precious coal
Is matched to his far darker soul
The Nats still need his Senate seat Pauline
You may have got their MP Joyce
But Matt is their #1 choice
So keep your greedy mitts off him Pauline🎵
#AusPol
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
🎵Pauline Pauline Pauline Paul-i-ine
I'm begging you don't take Matt Canavan
His face adorned with precious coal
Is matched to his far darker soul
The Nats still need his Senate seat Pauline
You may have got their MP Joyce
But Matt is their #1 choice
So keep your greedy mitts off him Pauline🎵
#AusPol
I'm begging you don't take Matt Canavan
His face adorned with precious coal
Is matched to his far darker soul
The Nats still need his Senate seat Pauline
You may have got their MP Joyce
But Matt is their #1 choice
So keep your greedy mitts off him Pauline🎵
#AusPol
Tesla's Board recently authorised a trillion-dollar bonus to the same CEO whose hamfisted fascist political intervention tanked their company's sales globally.
Who could have expected end stage capitalism to be this whacky?!
Who could have expected end stage capitalism to be this whacky?!
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tesla's Board recently authorised a trillion-dollar bonus to the same CEO whose hamfisted fascist political intervention tanked their company's sales globally.
Who could have expected end stage capitalism to be this whacky?!
Who could have expected end stage capitalism to be this whacky?!
