ArchedEyebrow
@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)
The Democratic Party gambling over the Affordable Healthcare Act... one week after a groundswell of popular support led them to sweep the board in elections across the USA.
#dems #schumer #MakeAmericaGroanAgain
#dems #schumer #MakeAmericaGroanAgain
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The Democratic Party gambling over the Affordable Healthcare Act... one week after a groundswell of popular support led them to sweep the board in elections across the USA.
#dems #schumer #MakeAmericaGroanAgain
#dems #schumer #MakeAmericaGroanAgain
For those wishing to better understand the key differences between the Liberal Party's Moderate and Rightwing Factions, here is a handy primer ... based on the actual votes made by their members during the last time they were in power.
#AusPol
#AusPol
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
For those wishing to better understand the key differences between the Liberal Party's Moderate and Rightwing Factions, here is a handy primer ... based on the actual votes made by their members during the last time they were in power.
#AusPol
#AusPol
Liberal Party Senator Jane Hume says she should have sprung mandatory "return to office" requirements on the public service AFTER being re-elected.
This would be consistent with the party's usual approach of keeping unpopular policies secret until Australians are unable to stop them.
#AusPol
This would be consistent with the party's usual approach of keeping unpopular policies secret until Australians are unable to stop them.
#AusPol
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Liberal Party Senator Jane Hume says she should have sprung mandatory "return to office" requirements on the public service AFTER being re-elected.
This would be consistent with the party's usual approach of keeping unpopular policies secret until Australians are unable to stop them.
#AusPol
This would be consistent with the party's usual approach of keeping unpopular policies secret until Australians are unable to stop them.
#AusPol
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm not sure why anyone cares what the Liberal Party's *stated* policy will be on Net Zero.
We all know what will end up *happening* regardless.
#AusPol
We all know what will end up *happening* regardless.
#AusPol
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I'm not sure why anyone cares what the Liberal Party's *stated* policy will be on Net Zero.
We all know what will end up *happening* regardless.
#AusPol
We all know what will end up *happening* regardless.
#AusPol
Instead of attending Australian parliament and representing the Australians who elected her, Pauline Hanson spent last week in the USA attending gala Donald Trump events where she sought sponsorships from MAGA donors to bring Trump-style policies to Australia.
Hanson is a national traitor.
#AusPol
Hanson is a national traitor.
#AusPol
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Instead of attending Australian parliament and representing the Australians who elected her, Pauline Hanson spent last week in the USA attending gala Donald Trump events where she sought sponsorships from MAGA donors to bring Trump-style policies to Australia.
Hanson is a national traitor.
#AusPol
Hanson is a national traitor.
#AusPol
AI can't be all that smart when apparently it can't work out how to avoid itself losing $12 Billion.
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
AI can't be all that smart when apparently it can't work out how to avoid itself losing $12 Billion.
Trump walks the talk on being Anti Woke.
#MakeAmericaGroggyAgain
#MakeAmericaGroggyAgain
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Trump walks the talk on being Anti Woke.
#MakeAmericaGroggyAgain
#MakeAmericaGroggyAgain
Nine Entertainment demands Govt compensate meth dealers as compensation for banning drugs. #AusPol #parody
Unbelievable when they know the harm it does to their audience.
Nine Entertainment unashamedly has demanded the Albanese government to pay it compensation if it bans gambling advertisements. #auspol
Nine Entertainment unashamedly has demanded the Albanese government to pay it compensation if it bans gambling advertisements. #auspol
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The sweet smell of #LibSpill is in the air.
We're at that all-too-familiar point where the current leader reassures us that "my job is safe".
But I suspect Sussan privately longs for a return to the simpler days when she can be expelled from Question Time to go browse realestate dotcom. #AusPol
We're at that all-too-familiar point where the current leader reassures us that "my job is safe".
But I suspect Sussan privately longs for a return to the simpler days when she can be expelled from Question Time to go browse realestate dotcom. #AusPol
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
#BREAKING: French investigators have revealed that the password for the Louvre's CCTV security system was 'LOUVRE'.
#SacreBleu #TuTeFousDeMoi
#SacreBleu #TuTeFousDeMoi
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
#BREAKING: French investigators have revealed that the password for the Louvre's CCTV security system was 'LOUVRE'.
#SacreBleu #TuTeFousDeMoi
#SacreBleu #TuTeFousDeMoi
Trump's entire capacity for empathy - captured in one instant.
This is officially one of the strangest pictures in American history, and I do not doubt that it will be considered iconic a hundred years from now.
100% serious here.
100% serious here.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Trump's entire capacity for empathy - captured in one instant.
#BREAKING: International streaming platforms develop content to meet Tony Burke's new Australian content requirements.
(Credit @pupfiction.bsky.social for the title.)
#AusPol
(Credit @pupfiction.bsky.social for the title.)
#AusPol
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
#BREAKING: International streaming platforms develop content to meet Tony Burke's new Australian content requirements.
(Credit @pupfiction.bsky.social for the title.)
#AusPol
(Credit @pupfiction.bsky.social for the title.)
#AusPol
"Follow me for more amazingly accurate predictions!" 😜
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Follow me for more amazingly accurate predictions!" 😜
Is anyone else experiencing cognitive dissonance from poisonous Janet Albrechtsen's attacks on gormless Liberal Party placeholder Sussan Ley?
Who can you barrack for when both combatants are the pits?
Especially when News Corp's proposed replacements for Ley are even worse.
#AusPol #Libspill
Who can you barrack for when both combatants are the pits?
Especially when News Corp's proposed replacements for Ley are even worse.
#AusPol #Libspill
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by ArchedEyebrow
Greyhound industry apologist - posing as its regulator - does its best to keep scrutiny of abuse to a minimum.
Another example of failed govt regulation. #AusPol
Another example of failed govt regulation. #AusPol
Greyhound 'regulator' does its best to keep scrutiny of abuse to a minimum
The Greyhound Welfare and Integrity Commission is supposed to safeguard the welfare of dogs in the NSW greyhound racing industry. So why is it curbing transparency about dead animals?
www.crikey.com.au
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Greyhound industry apologist - posing as its regulator - does its best to keep scrutiny of abuse to a minimum.
Another example of failed govt regulation. #AusPol
Another example of failed govt regulation. #AusPol
Has (former) Prince Andrew started sweating yet...? 😉
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Has (former) Prince Andrew started sweating yet...? 😉
Reposted by ArchedEyebrow
I’m shocked
I truly am
I didn’t think she had the mental capacity to do that
I apologise for thinking that she is a useless, mean spirited individual who could arguably be the leader of the LNP or PM of this country
The lady got some skills
👏👏👏👏
I truly am
I didn’t think she had the mental capacity to do that
I apologise for thinking that she is a useless, mean spirited individual who could arguably be the leader of the LNP or PM of this country
The lady got some skills
👏👏👏👏
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m shocked
I truly am
I didn’t think she had the mental capacity to do that
I apologise for thinking that she is a useless, mean spirited individual who could arguably be the leader of the LNP or PM of this country
The lady got some skills
👏👏👏👏
I truly am
I didn’t think she had the mental capacity to do that
I apologise for thinking that she is a useless, mean spirited individual who could arguably be the leader of the LNP or PM of this country
The lady got some skills
👏👏👏👏
So, those reports of #Trump suffering uncontrollable explosive diarrhoea were accurate...?
#AssForceOne
#AssForceOne
October 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
So, those reports of #Trump suffering uncontrollable explosive diarrhoea were accurate...?
#AssForceOne
#AssForceOne