john
singingregret.bsky.social
john
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i look forward to voting against marjorie taylor greene in either the senate or the governor's race, whichever she decides on
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
last day before thanksgiving break eight hours until bliss let's GO
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
inception is still somewhat beyond thirteen-year-olds. lesson learned
only two more teaching days until two days of pre-break movie days

i am more excited for this than i was for the actual break when i was an actual middle schooler
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
babysitting another teacher's class because the 8th graders are on lockdown, ama
babysitting another teacher's class until dismissal, ama
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Who remembers that Chuck Palahniuk story
welp. didnt mean to do that.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
only two more teaching days until two days of pre-break movie days

i am more excited for this than i was for the actual break when i was an actual middle schooler
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
and 'used to be' was not very long ago at all! my wife had such an interview approximately one decade ago now. & then the fucked-uppest part is we were both sad that neither of us managed any more than that
If you are not in academia, you might not know this, but job interviews used to be held at conferences IN HOTEL ROOMS. Women candidates in a hotel room alone with often all-male committees. People sitting on beds! The horror stories I've heard.
I thing I sometimes thing about is that university departments were still doing job interviews in hotel rooms in the mid aughts
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
perfectly normal menu
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
still have yet to see a single second of pluribus :(
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
does anyone know if clinton was sitting on a couch
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ok i did not expect this skeet to be so relevant again so *quickly*
genuinely wild to be so busy teaching that i almost never look at my phone during the day and then come out of school to this news
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
the two-stroke engine should be grandfathered out of existence and the leaf blower should be banned immediately on punishment of shaming in the town square
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
she gives so much and she asks for so little. help a girl out
Sure would be nice if I got tagged with some forearm pictures for when I land in North Carolina. Sure would be.
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
maisie adam you beautiful fucking goofball
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED IT'S TASKMASTER FINALE DAY
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Hey #Severance fans, we have another opportunity to visit the set, meet @benstiller.redhour.com, and support Homes for our Troops, which is a great cause! Place your bids now!!

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Pardon Our Interruption...
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November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
babysitting another teacher's class until dismissal, ama
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
genuinely wild to be so busy teaching that i almost never look at my phone during the day and then come out of school to this news
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Wrote a bit about coercion, free will, and how the hive mind doesn’t have all the power in Pluribus.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the united states senate. what a shitload of fuck
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i just called both of my senators and told them that i most sincerely hope the reports of the democratic caucus deciding to follow up a resounding electoral victory with capitulation to the trump administration are false

& that if they vote to do so i will devote time + energy to their own defeats
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i hardly ever have the energy for anything anymore but the 'discover the name of the person in the lab' task on taskmaster is one of the most beautifully chaotic things i can remember seeing
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
today was fucking stupid

so i am drinking scotch

scotch is not fucking stupid

scotch is better than today
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
that's handy
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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no it hasn't, i didn't see nothing, y'all lying i remember the last "retail crime wave" was just cover for corporate to close stores

in unrelated news today i learned that faraday bags stop electronic signals like the ones that security tags emit. how cool!
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM