john
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the united states senate. what a shitload of fuck
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i just called both of my senators and told them that i most sincerely hope the reports of the democratic caucus deciding to follow up a resounding electoral victory with capitulation to the trump administration are false

& that if they vote to do so i will devote time + energy to their own defeats
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
i hardly ever have the energy for anything anymore but the 'discover the name of the person in the lab' task on taskmaster is one of the most beautifully chaotic things i can remember seeing
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
today was fucking stupid

so i am drinking scotch

scotch is not fucking stupid

scotch is better than today
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
that's handy
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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no it hasn't, i didn't see nothing, y'all lying i remember the last "retail crime wave" was just cover for corporate to close stores

in unrelated news today i learned that faraday bags stop electronic signals like the ones that security tags emit. how cool!
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
celebration soundtrack for dick cheney's death m.youtube.com/watch?v=MP9q...
Continuing War On Stupidity
YouTube video by Napalm Death - Topic
m.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i'll say this about dick cheney, at least he had the decency to die
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.

we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
no
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
read this as 'plants' and felt it deep in my soul
When you have too many pants, but you’re still missing SPECIFIC pants, and you can find every kind of pants except those specific ones…
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
dani hates dolphins. pass it on
🙊 oh no I forgot the dolphins!
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff!

If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
this is a sentence
Anywho, there’s an old video floating in LFK of me in a curly wig knocking a guy out cold with the yam from my pants and him being dragged off by a 6’7” grim reaper.
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
sweetness
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
woodcuts fucking rule the whole school and the entire motherfucking curriculum. support artists

also happy halloween

also kick ai into the oort cloud
"Rainey-Smith is a xylographer – she makes woodcuts. She doesn’t make images that look like woodcuts, she doesn’t use computers, she doesn’t use AI, she actually carves wood the old-fashioned way, which is a tradition that goes back at least two thousand years."
www.orartswatch.org/liv-rainey-s...
Liv Rainey-Smith: Woodblock by woodblock, building toward a World Fantasy Award • Oregon ArtsWatch
The Portland artist talks about the allure of fantasy worlds, the ancient art of woodblock printing, and the long journey that has made her a finalist for a prestigious prize.
www.orartswatch.org
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 AM
kindly fuck off into a titan submersible
Donald Trump has repeatedly floated the idea of serving a third presidential term. Can he? We consider the legal arguments econ.st/4hJPcCM

Photo: Getty Images
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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We're proud to announce the CFP for our 50th Anniversary & 2026 conference: "Feminist Futurities: 50 More Years of Feminist Scholarship and Activism in the South"

Check out the details on our website!
Submissions due Dec. 1st! wgssouth.org/2026conference

#AcademicSky #edusky #highered #wgs
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
today, one-third of the sixth graders were on a field trip

for my final period, i had five (5) students

it was a cocktail of ambrosia and heroin

i must find a way back to that special place, the realm beyond not just pain but the very concept of pain
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
all october baseball should be played during the witch-vampire hours and only during those hours
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
guys i didn't know they flew planes this empty anymore. i'm about to lie down across the back row and sleep the skies away
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
columbus is good people
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM