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perfectly normal menu
a menu advertising such foods as beef, hay, and pine
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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that's handy
the headline is 'louis ck doesn't need everyone to like him'
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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sweetness
a candy table sign that reads 'happy halloween please take 2 or DIE!!!'
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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good morning
a tiny kitten
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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guys i didn't know they flew planes this empty anymore. i'm about to lie down across the back row and sleep the skies away
this flight is like 50% empty. bananapants
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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columbus is good people
graffiti that says 'roosevelt forever!' because defeating nazis and triumphing over the banal evil of small-government prickism are always paramount a window poster that says 'fuck ai' next to another poster advertising the local punk rock drink-n-draw
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
singingregret.bsky.social
coolest name at the zoo
the eastern hellbender. you have to say it like 'HELL-BENDER'
October 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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king cake
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
singingregret.bsky.social
week one
week one marathon training. four runs. three of them on consecutive days (T-W-R) and all of those short (> 3 miles). one of them, on saturday, a lengthier jaunt. and all of them slow as shit the work continues
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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ice is a non-native species
a trail sign reads 'WILDLIFE HABITAT please do not harm native creatures you are a guest in their home' beneath which someone has spray-painted 'ICE,' then crossed it out. as the good lord intended
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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bsky thinks naked undead breasts are explicitly sexual, am i principal skinner or is it the children who are wrong
a screenshot of my skeet of the hate eternal song "the victorious reign," which features the "i, monarch" album cover, which cover is an image of one presumably male naked stag-demon figure (nothing below the waist, sorry) with prominent literal antlers and one presumably female figure with exposed sideboob. the female figure is definitely dead as fuck. the skeet says "1 label has been placed on this content" and what label is that, you ask? why – adult content, of course! meaning "explicit sexual images," because undead sideboob gets all the fellas roiling and boiling my appeal to moderation dot bsky dot app. it reads as follows: "'explicit sexual images' it's a single visible breast on a clearly otherworldly ghoul, not to kink shame you moderation dot bsky dot app but this image is about as sexual as a lodoicea's inflorescence" a lodoicea's inflorescence. which, upon further reflection, is actually way more sexual than hell-zombie sideboob. look at the dong on that palm
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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look everyone, it's the last time mike will be happy until the morning after the bucks' annual first-round flame out
mailman mike is happy because the bucks look good in the preseason. let's grant him this little bit of bliss. this meager corner of possibility
October 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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made a new friend
i obtained a fucked-up doll and hung her from the lights in the doorway of my office. there is no way this doll hasn't committed murders
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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i scrolled too fast and thought you were responding to
screenshot of mr toad in bed, taking a nap
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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guess the number of chestnuts, win a prize
a bowl containing seven pounds of unshelled chestnuts, fresh from the ground
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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chic-valry
a spirit halloween rhinestone axe. for the knight who accessorizes
September 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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best i can do
chicken of the woods mushroom growing off an oak log. edible and delicious (the mushroom)
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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someone is about to undergo emergency tennis ball removal surgery and would appreciate your well-wishes and good vibes
malcolm, the handsomest sweetest malcolm dog in all the land, seen here being petted and not eating the tennis ball that would later obstruct his intestine malcolm, the tenderest malcolm who ever did malcolm, pictured looking wary and also being beautiful
September 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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haven't done this in awhile
i am lying on a park bench, looking up at trees and sky. the trees are water oak, silver maple, pecan. the sky is september blue. this year is a mast year. out of frame: lacrosse, jet, dickens
September 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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rip to an all-time great guitarist, a troubled spirit, and the man with the best face tattoo in music
brent hinds with the best face tattoo in music
August 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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mush lamps in animal crossing, q's garden in philadelphia – who can say
July 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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is the mistake mowing in the first place
'I'm a home expert: This is biggest lawn mowing mistake most people make'
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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oh REALLY
currently milwaukee is 84 degrees and 70% humidity. SCOFF
July 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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you know i never looked at just the top half of the coneheads poster
sure does look like dan ackroyd's cone head is between two legs, doesn't it
July 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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more the road than the dog, but
this photo is more road now, than dog. straight and sunny
July 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM