Toast
@simplytoast.bsky.social
Bookdragon, gamenerd, dicegoblin, CR Critter.
Non-binary cryptid, crutches and snark. What more do you need?
They/them, Autistic, Pagan, Gothy delight.
Curses often, unapologetically further left than Marx, because I recognize women's invisible labor.
Non-binary cryptid, crutches and snark. What more do you need?
They/them, Autistic, Pagan, Gothy delight.
Curses often, unapologetically further left than Marx, because I recognize women's invisible labor.
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@simplytoast.bsky.social
· Jan 21
a bunch of yellow dandelions with white dandelions in the background
Alt: a bunch of yellow dandelions with white dandelions in the background. These motherfuckers have no chill and will be wherever they want. Every part of them has either a culinary or medicinal use, and even though they are technically an invasive species, they harm none, and only improve soil where they grow
media.tenor.com
Be a dandelion.
Strong, resilient, useful, and ever present in the face of oppression.
Strong, resilient, useful, and ever present in the face of oppression.
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Sen. Welch: We have no choice, and no other option than to extend these tax credits, so we don't penalize good American families - Republican, Democrat, Independent - for the failure of Congress to do what it's job is. And that is to address the rising cost of health care.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sen. Welch: We have no choice, and no other option than to extend these tax credits, so we don't penalize good American families - Republican, Democrat, Independent - for the failure of Congress to do what it's job is. And that is to address the rising cost of health care.
Don't you dare cross the picket line.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Don't you dare cross the picket line.
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Lots of great non-Starbucks options for your coffee! Pay them a visit until the greedy Starbucks owners decide to treat their workers with dignity.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Lots of great non-Starbucks options for your coffee! Pay them a visit until the greedy Starbucks owners decide to treat their workers with dignity.
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Update: President Trump urged House Republicans to vote to release the Epstein files, an abrupt reversal of his previous stance. Here's how his messaging on the issue has evolved since taking office.
Trump makes a U-turn on the Epstein files. Here's a timeline of his shifting stance
President Trump urged House Republicans to vote to release the Epstein files, an abrupt reversal of his previous stance. Here's how his messaging on the issue has evolved since taking office.
n.pr
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Update: President Trump urged House Republicans to vote to release the Epstein files, an abrupt reversal of his previous stance. Here's how his messaging on the issue has evolved since taking office.
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Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
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All 2026 tour dates and ticket info up RIGHT NOW at
www.weirdal.com/tour
www.weirdal.com/tour
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All 2026 tour dates and ticket info up RIGHT NOW at
www.weirdal.com/tour
www.weirdal.com/tour
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Both parties should support this. Using AI to generate a video of a candidate saying something he didn’t say should be illegal. Especially since many voters think it is real. I will condemn any candidate from either party who does this.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Both parties should support this. Using AI to generate a video of a candidate saying something he didn’t say should be illegal. Especially since many voters think it is real. I will condemn any candidate from either party who does this.
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Remarkable. Seems pretty clear that someone wanted to make an example of him.
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.
situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Remarkable. Seems pretty clear that someone wanted to make an example of him.
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NEW: Here's a full statement from a lawyer for the Capitol Police officer who The Blaze falsely linked to the pipe bombs discovered outside the RNC and DNC on Jan. 6.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
NEW: Here's a full statement from a lawyer for the Capitol Police officer who The Blaze falsely linked to the pipe bombs discovered outside the RNC and DNC on Jan. 6.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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Best Felons Forever ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Best Felons Forever ❤️
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Kansas Republican leaders couldn't rally enough support this fall for a special session on redistricting. It's just one example of lawmakers pushing back on a new round of partisan gerrymandering. n.pr/4p6vlzT
In Kansas and elsewhere, some state lawmakers are skeptical of the redistricting rush
Kansas Republican leaders couldn't rally enough support this fall for a special session on redistricting. It's just one example of lawmakers pushing back on a new round of partisan gerrymandering.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Kansas Republican leaders couldn't rally enough support this fall for a special session on redistricting. It's just one example of lawmakers pushing back on a new round of partisan gerrymandering. n.pr/4p6vlzT
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Another distraction. And to be clear, anyone implicated in these files should be prosecuted. But he clearly doesn’t want anything tracing back to him. Trump ordered the Justice Department to investigate the ties that sex offender
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Another distraction. And to be clear, anyone implicated in these files should be prosecuted. But he clearly doesn’t want anything tracing back to him. Trump ordered the Justice Department to investigate the ties that sex offender
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Jeffrey Epstein had to prominent Democrats and major institutions, and Attorney General Pam Bondi appointed a prosecutor to oversee the inquiry.
www.reuters.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jeffrey Epstein had to prominent Democrats and major institutions, and Attorney General Pam Bondi appointed a prosecutor to oversee the inquiry.
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming By The Perimeter Fence Day to all who celebrate!
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming By The Perimeter Fence Day to all who celebrate!
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Like this shit:
CA voters, 2:1, voted for Prop 50. But Trump DOJ says nope. While 3 GOP states "have not faced federal legal action after revamping district lines following Trump’s call for new maps to expand GOP numbers in the House." apnews.com/article/cali...
CA voters, 2:1, voted for Prop 50. But Trump DOJ says nope. While 3 GOP states "have not faced federal legal action after revamping district lines following Trump’s call for new maps to expand GOP numbers in the House." apnews.com/article/cali...
Justice Department sues to block California US House map in clash that could tip control of Congress
The Justice Department has sued to block new congressional district boundaries approved by California voters, joining a legal battle that could determine which party wins control of the U.S.
apnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Like this shit:
CA voters, 2:1, voted for Prop 50. But Trump DOJ says nope. While 3 GOP states "have not faced federal legal action after revamping district lines following Trump’s call for new maps to expand GOP numbers in the House." apnews.com/article/cali...
CA voters, 2:1, voted for Prop 50. But Trump DOJ says nope. While 3 GOP states "have not faced federal legal action after revamping district lines following Trump’s call for new maps to expand GOP numbers in the House." apnews.com/article/cali...
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Time for a reminder.
Once upon a time, the richest Americans worried that if conditions got bad enough all the poors might just rise up against them, and so they avoided getting *too* obvious with their exploitation.
Today's crop just brags about it.
Today's crop just brags about it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Time for a reminder.
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"The cost of all this success was a short, transitory burst of moderate inflation...& then the burst...stopped cold. It was over after the middle of 2022."
"I characterize 2024 as...a worldwide failure to break the misinformation system..."
All. Of. This.
In re: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
"I characterize 2024 as...a worldwide failure to break the misinformation system..."
All. Of. This.
In re: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"The cost of all this success was a short, transitory burst of moderate inflation...& then the burst...stopped cold. It was over after the middle of 2022."
"I characterize 2024 as...a worldwide failure to break the misinformation system..."
All. Of. This.
In re: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
"I characterize 2024 as...a worldwide failure to break the misinformation system..."
All. Of. This.
In re: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
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Sandwich guy found not guilty! A jury cleared Sean C. Dunn of misdemeanor assault charges. Dunn had gained viral attention after tossing a sandwich at a federal agent during a protest in Washington against Trump’s law enforcement policies.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
apnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sandwich guy found not guilty! A jury cleared Sean C. Dunn of misdemeanor assault charges. Dunn had gained viral attention after tossing a sandwich at a federal agent during a protest in Washington against Trump’s law enforcement policies.
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A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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No argument here.
Gavin Newsom Trolls Trump With Brutally Accurate New Nickname—And The Internet Brings The Jokes
www.comicsands.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
No argument here.
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Low Papapproval Ratings
Low Papapproval Ratings
theonion.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Low Papapproval Ratings