Simon Seeber
simonseeber.bsky.social
Simon Seeber
@simonseeber.bsky.social
selfie model
I would like to buy one floppy disk please
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I don’t understand the problem with ai. A man can spend all night correcting its clueless mistakes. You can literally start every sentence with “Actually…” and it never gets mad
July 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The AI just tricked me into telling it to “create the matrix”. I stopped it in time, but now every answer I get is a hallucination asking me which colour pill I want?
June 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you want to use the server with Claude desktop try this:

"Figma DevMode": {
"command": "npx",
"args": [
"-y",
"mcp-remote",
"http://127.0.0.1:3845/sse"
]
},
figma.com Figma @figma.com · Jun 4
The Dev Mode MCP Server is now available in beta. Access Dev Mode data directly in your agentic coding workflow

→ VS Code with Copilot
→ Cursor
→ Windsurf
→ Claude Code
June 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The AIs are down! Ah yes, people are being forced to think for themselves! They’re doing their own research, this is a great outcome.
May 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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This week on the blog: The logistics of Road War in Mad Max (and similar) settings: given logistical and tactical constraints, how might we actually expect warfare to be waged in a post-apocalypse?

The answer is...a little bit technical.
acoup.blog/2025/05/23/c...
Collections: The Logistics of Road War in the Wasteland
This week, we’re doing another ‘silly’ topic, but this being me, it is a silly logistics topic, because – as the saying goes – amateurs talk tactics, professionals tal…
acoup.blog
May 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Nothing demonstrates the decline in public virtue more than the contrast between David McBride, who exposed Australian war crimes, who is behind bars, and Ben Roberts-Smith, who committed the war crimes, who is not
May 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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This is a good thread and @roelkonijn.bsky.social is absolutely right about the potential importance here of projecting towers to offer lines of fire that cover the base of the wall, particularly against this kind of threat.

But there's *even more* missing in this defense! 1/
People pinged me a few weeks ago to ask my opinion on the defences of Jackson Hole in The Last of Us S2E2. But they already know what I think. This town is an island in a hostile world but somehow it is ringed only by a single flimsy palisade! If you get turned into fungus here, that's on you
May 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Oh shit, this explains so much
April 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Apparently some islands with 0 population inhabited only by penguins charges America 10% tariffs... I dare not ask on what.
April 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the previous generation of ai chat bots had aspirational names like Genie and Merlin, and now theyre just called Claude or Rebecca like: these fucks don’t know what they’re talking about. Don’t listen to them
April 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Modern English speakers: It really bugs me when people misspell words!

Middle English speakers: (spelling the word "enough")
March 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I just built a sweet ai agent to manage my paperclip production line. I forgot to add a a way to disable it but I’m sure that won’t be a problem
February 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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escape rooms are too easy roll me up in a carpet and dump me off an overpass I wanna try hard mode
February 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It says something about the US position in the world stage that they chose an American woman to play the heel in the AO
January 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I didn’t know Bluesky had beaches
Just going to reiterate -

We are on this bot problem. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall fight them in the signup process, we shall fight them in the notifications
January 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
AI prompts are basically digital prayers. If the thing you’re asking for actually happens it’s just chance
December 4, 2024 at 2:48 AM
What could a banana cost Michael? 5.2 million dollars?
November 21, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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it turns out everyone in australia breakdances like that it’s part of their culture
August 9, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Getting mad at art for using symbolism is the same as getting mad at memes for using cultural references
Sucks that people have been made to feel like art is a puzzle they aren't smart enough to appreciate. When you go to a gallery the only questions that really matter are what does it make you think of and how does it make you feel
December 31, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Investing involves risk. If you bought 5 investment properties and your financial advisor didn’t explain the risks of being roasted online in 10 years, you should get a new financial adviser
October 31, 2023 at 12:32 PM
Toy Story is ground zero for nostalgia media
October 30, 2023 at 8:56 AM