M.L. Simon
@simonsays023.bsky.social
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Tying healthcare to having a job is an insane notion. Who thought of this??
December 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Tying healthcare to having a job is an insane notion. Who thought of this??
It’s getting hard to hear when I can’t see.
December 10, 2024 at 1:08 AM
It’s getting hard to hear when I can’t see.
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
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Near the merry go round, in the park, with a candlestick??
News from CNN's John Miller just now -- police have found the suspect's backpack during their second search of Central Park tonight. It was near the merry-go-round.
December 7, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Near the merry go round, in the park, with a candlestick??
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the wheels are coming off in Jerry World
December 7, 2024 at 7:21 PM
the wheels are coming off in Jerry World
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Can confirm:
1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
December 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Can confirm:
1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
1) Insane throw
2) Blitzer got got
The hell Brian Thompson is likely in is just an upper lower class person’s FYP.
December 5, 2024 at 5:31 PM
The hell Brian Thompson is likely in is just an upper lower class person’s FYP.
I don’t think there is a single transfer that could have “fixed” this Carolina team. We’re just not a good team.
December 5, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I don’t think there is a single transfer that could have “fixed” this Carolina team. We’re just not a good team.
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Kendrick doing a show in his opp city on Father’s Day after calling him a terrible father. This is a true hater Olympic gold medalist 💀
December 4, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Kendrick doing a show in his opp city on Father’s Day after calling him a terrible father. This is a true hater Olympic gold medalist 💀
Fellas, if you have body image issues or feel ugly in clothes o suggest telling your SO. They can help you through it because it’s not fun at all.
December 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Fellas, if you have body image issues or feel ugly in clothes o suggest telling your SO. They can help you through it because it’s not fun at all.
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THIS MOVIE SPELLED ITS OWN TITLE WRONG.
December 4, 2024 at 4:10 PM
THIS MOVIE SPELLED ITS OWN TITLE WRONG.
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What dark wizardry is this
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
What dark wizardry is this
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Can anyone explain what's going on between Wendy's and Emo Wendy's on here I've only seen a couple of posts so far.
December 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Can anyone explain what's going on between Wendy's and Emo Wendy's on here I've only seen a couple of posts so far.
Yall eating United Healthcare up and I’m here for it.
December 4, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Yall eating United Healthcare up and I’m here for it.
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Sources: Kristi Coleman, Panthers president, is being named CEO of Tepper Sports and Entertainment, effectively immediately. She will continue to report to David Tepper.
Coleman will be over the Panthers, the MLS Charlotte FC and Bank of America Stadium.
Coleman will be over the Panthers, the MLS Charlotte FC and Bank of America Stadium.
December 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Sources: Kristi Coleman, Panthers president, is being named CEO of Tepper Sports and Entertainment, effectively immediately. She will continue to report to David Tepper.
Coleman will be over the Panthers, the MLS Charlotte FC and Bank of America Stadium.
Coleman will be over the Panthers, the MLS Charlotte FC and Bank of America Stadium.
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A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?
December 2, 2024 at 6:32 PM
A "nepo baby" complaint from Meghan McCain has to be a joke, right?
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just remember, if your football team loses this weekend, it's 100% bc you didn't wear the right shirt you dumb fuck how could you.
December 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
just remember, if your football team loses this weekend, it's 100% bc you didn't wear the right shirt you dumb fuck how could you.
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
December 2, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Luck is where opportunity meets preparation.
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A new record for a big-man house call has been set by Leonard Williams.
H/T NFL Research on X
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December 1, 2024 at 7:35 PM
A new record for a big-man house call has been set by Leonard Williams.
H/T NFL Research on X
www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
H/T NFL Research on X
www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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Someone cancelled their membership to my show because I am not claiming that Trump rigged the election against Kamala, and this person wants me to say that. Okay.
December 2, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Someone cancelled their membership to my show because I am not claiming that Trump rigged the election against Kamala, and this person wants me to say that. Okay.
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Julie Andrews had Poppins - her FIRST movie role, drop in 64, and came right back with Sound of Music in 65. That's a helluva 1-2 punch.
December 1, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Julie Andrews had Poppins - her FIRST movie role, drop in 64, and came right back with Sound of Music in 65. That's a helluva 1-2 punch.