simian
@simian01.bsky.social
from his mother's womb untimely ripped
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The big chungus Machina Box arrived today. Was only a 25 year wait.
October 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The big chungus Machina Box arrived today. Was only a 25 year wait.
It’s all gone from “the left hate guns and want to take them away” to “the left are deranged gun toting maniacs” pretty quickly.
September 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It’s all gone from “the left hate guns and want to take them away” to “the left are deranged gun toting maniacs” pretty quickly.
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Most watched on BBC news I player? Farage getting ripped to shreds by a US congressman. There you go, BBC. There’s your fucking audience.
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Most watched on BBC news I player? Farage getting ripped to shreds by a US congressman. There you go, BBC. There’s your fucking audience.
I think I just came.
Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
September 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think I just came.
Well this country ALMOST had a meaningful conversation about economic inequality and tax reform, didn’t it. The old immigration distraction worked like a charm yet again.
September 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well this country ALMOST had a meaningful conversation about economic inequality and tax reform, didn’t it. The old immigration distraction worked like a charm yet again.
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Jesus after coming back to Earth:
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Jesus after coming back to Earth:
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Heckraiser #MildHorror
Dawn of the Deaf x #MildHorror
Pies Without A Case #MildHorror
July 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Heckraiser #MildHorror
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POV: You're in the UK and just saw a titty online
July 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
POV: You're in the UK and just saw a titty online
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In this week's brand new Take we're joined by a genre legend... 🥁
The one and only David Cronenberg 🪰🩸
He chats to Mark about his deeply personal new film THE SHROUDS & how movies help us understand life
+ Reviews of
🥛 HOT MILK
🦖 JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH
& more in Take 2 🎬
🎧 Listen pod.fo/e/2f526f
The one and only David Cronenberg 🪰🩸
He chats to Mark about his deeply personal new film THE SHROUDS & how movies help us understand life
+ Reviews of
🥛 HOT MILK
🦖 JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH
& more in Take 2 🎬
🎧 Listen pod.fo/e/2f526f
July 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
In this week's brand new Take we're joined by a genre legend... 🥁
The one and only David Cronenberg 🪰🩸
He chats to Mark about his deeply personal new film THE SHROUDS & how movies help us understand life
+ Reviews of
🥛 HOT MILK
🦖 JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH
& more in Take 2 🎬
🎧 Listen pod.fo/e/2f526f
The one and only David Cronenberg 🪰🩸
He chats to Mark about his deeply personal new film THE SHROUDS & how movies help us understand life
+ Reviews of
🥛 HOT MILK
🦖 JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH
& more in Take 2 🎬
🎧 Listen pod.fo/e/2f526f
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This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10
July 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10
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IT’S HAPPENING!
Labour MPs have launched a major rebellion to stop Keir Starmer’s welfare bill
Write to your MP NOW and ask them to vote against the planned cuts. You can use this handy link from @trusselluk.bsky.social
action.trussell.org.uk/your-mp-must...
Labour MPs have launched a major rebellion to stop Keir Starmer’s welfare bill
Write to your MP NOW and ask them to vote against the planned cuts. You can use this handy link from @trusselluk.bsky.social
action.trussell.org.uk/your-mp-must...
June 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
IT’S HAPPENING!
Labour MPs have launched a major rebellion to stop Keir Starmer’s welfare bill
Write to your MP NOW and ask them to vote against the planned cuts. You can use this handy link from @trusselluk.bsky.social
action.trussell.org.uk/your-mp-must...
Labour MPs have launched a major rebellion to stop Keir Starmer’s welfare bill
Write to your MP NOW and ask them to vote against the planned cuts. You can use this handy link from @trusselluk.bsky.social
action.trussell.org.uk/your-mp-must...
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You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
May 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
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Trump is presenting himself as a Jedi, but his lightsaber is telling a whole other story...
May 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trump is presenting himself as a Jedi, but his lightsaber is telling a whole other story...
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London bus stop near Amazon HQ 🔥
April 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
London bus stop near Amazon HQ 🔥
Epic thread.
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked,
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
"If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?"
Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
April 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Epic thread.
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“ELON vs. RFK Jr.”
@jadomian.bsky.social @therealtony.bsky.social
#elonmusk #jamesadomian #rfkjr #anthonyatamanuik #sxsw
@jadomian.bsky.social @therealtony.bsky.social
#elonmusk #jamesadomian #rfkjr #anthonyatamanuik #sxsw
April 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“ELON vs. RFK Jr.”
@jadomian.bsky.social @therealtony.bsky.social
#elonmusk #jamesadomian #rfkjr #anthonyatamanuik #sxsw
@jadomian.bsky.social @therealtony.bsky.social
#elonmusk #jamesadomian #rfkjr #anthonyatamanuik #sxsw
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they are busy insider trading
The President of the United States engaged in insider trading, and laughed about it.
He is not exempt from the law.
Where the fuck is Congress?
He is not exempt from the law.
Where the fuck is Congress?
April 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
they are busy insider trading
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Morley: I think you’re confusing Roger Stone with Oliver Stone
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
April 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Morley: I think you’re confusing Roger Stone with Oliver Stone
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
Boebert: I may have misinterpreted that. I apologize
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I had the privilege of seeing fireblu in person yesterday
March 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I had the privilege of seeing fireblu in person yesterday
Been waiting for this one.
Possession (1981) - re:View
Possession (1981) - re:View
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youtu.be
March 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Been waiting for this one.
Would be interesting to see a Venn diagram of all the people who were against lockdowns because of the risk of a following nationwide mental health crisis and people defending new disability cuts on the grounds that mental health problems are being too liberally diagnosed.
'You are given a Motability car if you have a child who wets the bed. This is bloody ridiculous!'
@nickferrarilbc.bsky.social and caller Chris have a debate ahead of Labour's welfare cuts.
@nickferrarilbc.bsky.social and caller Chris have a debate ahead of Labour's welfare cuts.
March 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Would be interesting to see a Venn diagram of all the people who were against lockdowns because of the risk of a following nationwide mental health crisis and people defending new disability cuts on the grounds that mental health problems are being too liberally diagnosed.