Haydn, 🇵🇸
@silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social
Catholic. I hope this bagel will never end
Chuddy, chuddy?
Yes, papa?
Posting coal?
No, papa.
Telling lies?
No, papa.
Open your phone
Ree, ree, ree
Yes, papa?
Posting coal?
No, papa.
Telling lies?
No, papa.
Open your phone
Ree, ree, ree
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Chuddy, chuddy?
Yes, papa?
Posting coal?
No, papa.
Telling lies?
No, papa.
Open your phone
Ree, ree, ree
Yes, papa?
Posting coal?
No, papa.
Telling lies?
No, papa.
Open your phone
Ree, ree, ree
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Ben is just now realizing that every Republican younger than 35 being a Nazi is probably going to be bad for him personally.
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ben is just now realizing that every Republican younger than 35 being a Nazi is probably going to be bad for him personally.
The lion is feeling a deep sense of guilt at having taken Friday afternoon off of work to go to the doctor
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The lion is feeling a deep sense of guilt at having taken Friday afternoon off of work to go to the doctor
Call your girl Big Mac the way she give my mick Donald
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Call your girl Big Mac the way she give my mick Donald
The Sex Pistols if they got the robot man from the tube instead of Johnny Rotten for their lead singer:
“Mind the bollocks”
“Mind the bollocks”
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Sex Pistols if they got the robot man from the tube instead of Johnny Rotten for their lead singer:
“Mind the bollocks”
“Mind the bollocks”
I was trying to come up with a password for some random account and I was going to make it the lyrics to one of my favorite sea shanties, “Pump Shanty,” but realized I had just typed out “Pumpmeb0ys!”
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I was trying to come up with a password for some random account and I was going to make it the lyrics to one of my favorite sea shanties, “Pump Shanty,” but realized I had just typed out “Pumpmeb0ys!”
We gave Violet a Jar Jar Binks toy and she immediately took him to her kitchen to be boiled
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We gave Violet a Jar Jar Binks toy and she immediately took him to her kitchen to be boiled
In the astronomically unlikely event that i become a saint I’d like everyone to melt down the microplastics from my body into a gundam, give half the gunpla parts to the Catholic Church and half the gunpla to the Orthodox so that only upon reunion can they have the full 1st class gundam relic
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
In the astronomically unlikely event that i become a saint I’d like everyone to melt down the microplastics from my body into a gundam, give half the gunpla parts to the Catholic Church and half the gunpla to the Orthodox so that only upon reunion can they have the full 1st class gundam relic
You can completely avoid being accused of reading performatively by the simple act of looking like shit all the time
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
You can completely avoid being accused of reading performatively by the simple act of looking like shit all the time
First zyn of the day
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
First zyn of the day
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Sending Jojo Siwa to a conversion camp to make her a lesbian again
July 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sending Jojo Siwa to a conversion camp to make her a lesbian again
I’d rather be pissed off… then pissed on
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’d rather be pissed off… then pissed on
Golden Lilly black tea and a knock off Red Bull after lunch
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Golden Lilly black tea and a knock off Red Bull after lunch
I miss him so much
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I miss him so much
Merry Libmas to all, and to all a good night
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Merry Libmas to all, and to all a good night
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Good. But it's time for canonical penalties for collaborationists. Vance is a Catholic. Homan is a Catholic. Rubio is a Catholic. Leavitt is a Catholic. They all have bishops and who have a responsibility they must exercise on pain of damnation if they shirk it. Or perhaps Leo has to do it himself.
BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.
“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Good. But it's time for canonical penalties for collaborationists. Vance is a Catholic. Homan is a Catholic. Rubio is a Catholic. Leavitt is a Catholic. They all have bishops and who have a responsibility they must exercise on pain of damnation if they shirk it. Or perhaps Leo has to do it himself.
How do you get other dudes to understand that this means she was not interested to begin with
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How do you get other dudes to understand that this means she was not interested to begin with
I will say it is very nice to be able to post normally without 5000 frog accounts threatening to kill and rape my family
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I will say it is very nice to be able to post normally without 5000 frog accounts threatening to kill and rape my family
@pontevedrian.bsky.social you are the John Crowley respecter right?
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@pontevedrian.bsky.social you are the John Crowley respecter right?
The best part of fall occurs during the month of November. Best month by miles
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The best part of fall occurs during the month of November. Best month by miles
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where are my thanksgiving enjoyers
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
where are my thanksgiving enjoyers
>it’s illegal to be kind
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
>it’s illegal to be kind
I really want to read Pynchon but the idea of some zoomer shithead calling me performative on the metro is pissing me off in advance of anything actually even happening
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I really want to read Pynchon but the idea of some zoomer shithead calling me performative on the metro is pissing me off in advance of anything actually even happening