Haydn, 🇵🇸
@silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social
If you’re reading this I love you
I’m sorry your honor but I have the zoomies. May I request a 5 minute recess
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I’m sorry your honor but I have the zoomies. May I request a 5 minute recess
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
I’ve been noticing I’ve been thinking out loud more often as I get older. Is this a thing that happens or am I finally losing it
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I’ve been noticing I’ve been thinking out loud more often as I get older. Is this a thing that happens or am I finally losing it
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Do not fall for this garbage. DHS came into my city with an offensive posture, conducted itself as an invader, often attacked residents without any plausible connection to immigration enforcement, violently seized people off the streets. Now it’s our fault people died?
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Do not fall for this garbage. DHS came into my city with an offensive posture, conducted itself as an invader, often attacked residents without any plausible connection to immigration enforcement, violently seized people off the streets. Now it’s our fault people died?
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Hahn et al. in particular love doing tortured Sola Scriptura arguments for every obscure aspect of Catholicism like papal infallibility somehow being the antitype of some obscure Davidic judiciary function
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Hahn et al. in particular love doing tortured Sola Scriptura arguments for every obscure aspect of Catholicism like papal infallibility somehow being the antitype of some obscure Davidic judiciary function
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nothing is more devastating for the right than noticing Christianity wasn’t invented in America
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
nothing is more devastating for the right than noticing Christianity wasn’t invented in America
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Children screaming and crying can be heard as a possible uprising is underway at the ICE Children's Concentration Camp in Dilley, TX (1/24/26).
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Children screaming and crying can be heard as a possible uprising is underway at the ICE Children's Concentration Camp in Dilley, TX (1/24/26).
Fell asleep on my stomach with my feet up in the air on some teehee shit
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Fell asleep on my stomach with my feet up in the air on some teehee shit
The AFL-CIO has called for a general strike for the first time in nearly a century in response to ICE’s lawless actions in Minnesota.
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The AFL-CIO has called for a general strike for the first time in nearly a century in response to ICE’s lawless actions in Minnesota.
Is steely dan still cool or am I allowed to be lame again
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Is steely dan still cool or am I allowed to be lame again
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
JOSH ALLEN DELENDA EST.
ETERNAL GLORY TO THE DENVER JDPONCOS
KKKANSASS CITY ABLAZE.
ETERNAL GLORY TO THE DENVER JDPONCOS
KKKANSASS CITY ABLAZE.
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
JOSH ALLEN DELENDA EST.
ETERNAL GLORY TO THE DENVER JDPONCOS
KKKANSASS CITY ABLAZE.
ETERNAL GLORY TO THE DENVER JDPONCOS
KKKANSASS CITY ABLAZE.
People are so fucking annoying on this site holy shit
(Smugly) “you really thought your elected representatives and the checks and balances of the constitution would save you from a despot?”
I mean yeah, kinda
I mean yeah, kinda
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
People are so fucking annoying on this site holy shit
(Smugly) “you really thought your elected representatives and the checks and balances of the constitution would save you from a despot?”
I mean yeah, kinda
I mean yeah, kinda
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
(Smugly) “you really thought your elected representatives and the checks and balances of the constitution would save you from a despot?”
I mean yeah, kinda
I mean yeah, kinda
I found out Bari Weiss and the lady that dressed up as Hillary Clinton and sang hallelujah on snl used to date and I’ve decided to lobotomize myself
January 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I found out Bari Weiss and the lady that dressed up as Hillary Clinton and sang hallelujah on snl used to date and I’ve decided to lobotomize myself
I just be making little dudes in the Mii Maker and cracking myself up
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I just be making little dudes in the Mii Maker and cracking myself up
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This weekend 👇
Please join us on Sunday Jan 18 at 4PM (Sunday before MLK Day) for a candlelit memorial service at the Delaney Hall detention center in Newark (451 Doremus Ave) [1/3] 🧵
January 16, 2026 at 4:28 PM
This weekend 👇
Just remembered no work Monday shout out black people
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Just remembered no work Monday shout out black people
I was making beats on my Nintendo ds while on the potty at work and I gave myself a headache because the bass wasn’t mixed right and it blew my earbuds up
January 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I was making beats on my Nintendo ds while on the potty at work and I gave myself a headache because the bass wasn’t mixed right and it blew my earbuds up
person with bipolar disorder and IBS who charts their mental state on a quadrant of:
Manic/Diarrhea
Depressive/Constipation
Manic/Constipation
Depressive/Diarrhea
Manic/Diarrhea
Depressive/Constipation
Manic/Constipation
Depressive/Diarrhea
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
person with bipolar disorder and IBS who charts their mental state on a quadrant of:
Manic/Diarrhea
Depressive/Constipation
Manic/Constipation
Depressive/Diarrhea
Manic/Diarrhea
Depressive/Constipation
Manic/Constipation
Depressive/Diarrhea
I hate to get all Vatican II but i have come to the point in my life where i find it impossible not to find Christ imminently and mysteriously between the words of the Heart and Lotus sutras
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I hate to get all Vatican II but i have come to the point in my life where i find it impossible not to find Christ imminently and mysteriously between the words of the Heart and Lotus sutras
Tom Homan being like “please town down the rhetoric” immediately before explicitly threatening more bloodshed if we don’t is without a doubt the best summation of Republican domestic policy I’ve seen
January 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Tom Homan being like “please town down the rhetoric” immediately before explicitly threatening more bloodshed if we don’t is without a doubt the best summation of Republican domestic policy I’ve seen
*sprinkles you with fairy dust and gives you testicular torsion*
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
*sprinkles you with fairy dust and gives you testicular torsion*
I think you should get to call one person the f slur once per year with no repercussions provided that person is JD Vance
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I think you should get to call one person the f slur once per year with no repercussions provided that person is JD Vance
What is it called when you can only focus when listening to the same song on repeat over and over and why does this happen
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
What is it called when you can only focus when listening to the same song on repeat over and over and why does this happen