Haydn, 🇵🇸
@silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social
If you’re reading this I love you
“Is this real or a legend?”
“Oh, it’s a real legend”
“Oh, it’s a real legend”
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
“Is this real or a legend?”
“Oh, it’s a real legend”
“Oh, it’s a real legend”
I’m sorry your honor but I have the zoomies. May I request a 5 minute recess
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I’m sorry your honor but I have the zoomies. May I request a 5 minute recess
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The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
I’ve been noticing I’ve been thinking out loud more often as I get older. Is this a thing that happens or am I finally losing it
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I’ve been noticing I’ve been thinking out loud more often as I get older. Is this a thing that happens or am I finally losing it
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Do not fall for this garbage. DHS came into my city with an offensive posture, conducted itself as an invader, often attacked residents without any plausible connection to immigration enforcement, violently seized people off the streets. Now it’s our fault people died?
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Do not fall for this garbage. DHS came into my city with an offensive posture, conducted itself as an invader, often attacked residents without any plausible connection to immigration enforcement, violently seized people off the streets. Now it’s our fault people died?
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Hahn et al. in particular love doing tortured Sola Scriptura arguments for every obscure aspect of Catholicism like papal infallibility somehow being the antitype of some obscure Davidic judiciary function
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Hahn et al. in particular love doing tortured Sola Scriptura arguments for every obscure aspect of Catholicism like papal infallibility somehow being the antitype of some obscure Davidic judiciary function
Reposted by Haydn, 🇵🇸
nothing is more devastating for the right than noticing Christianity wasn’t invented in America
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 AM
nothing is more devastating for the right than noticing Christianity wasn’t invented in America
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Children screaming and crying can be heard as a possible uprising is underway at the ICE Children's Concentration Camp in Dilley, TX (1/24/26).
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Children screaming and crying can be heard as a possible uprising is underway at the ICE Children's Concentration Camp in Dilley, TX (1/24/26).
Fell asleep on my stomach with my feet up in the air on some teehee shit
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Fell asleep on my stomach with my feet up in the air on some teehee shit
Appears to just be Minnesota for the time being but if it spreads, which I hope it does, or I get more info I will share.
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Appears to just be Minnesota for the time being but if it spreads, which I hope it does, or I get more info I will share.
Solidarity forever.
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Solidarity forever.
The AFL-CIO has called for a general strike for the first time in nearly a century in response to ICE’s lawless actions in Minnesota.
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The AFL-CIO has called for a general strike for the first time in nearly a century in response to ICE’s lawless actions in Minnesota.
Is steely dan still cool or am I allowed to be lame again
January 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Is steely dan still cool or am I allowed to be lame again
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
Yes he also destroys the homes of unhoused people by hand
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Yes he also destroys the homes of unhoused people by hand
JOSH ALLEN DELENDA EST.
ETERNAL GLORY TO THE DENVER JDPONCOS
KKKANSASS CITY ABLAZE.
ETERNAL GLORY TO THE DENVER JDPONCOS
KKKANSASS CITY ABLAZE.
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
JOSH ALLEN DELENDA EST.
ETERNAL GLORY TO THE DENVER JDPONCOS
KKKANSASS CITY ABLAZE.
ETERNAL GLORY TO THE DENVER JDPONCOS
KKKANSASS CITY ABLAZE.
They actually let me skip all of my classes in government classes in school because I knew it already through intuition
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
They actually let me skip all of my classes in government classes in school because I knew it already through intuition
I’m sure there is something wrong with my constitution that drives me to prefer the most caustic, virulent discourse over “🤓☝️ well that was certainly a flawed assumption…”
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I’m sure there is something wrong with my constitution that drives me to prefer the most caustic, virulent discourse over “🤓☝️ well that was certainly a flawed assumption…”
People are so fucking annoying on this site holy shit
(Smugly) “you really thought your elected representatives and the checks and balances of the constitution would save you from a despot?”
I mean yeah, kinda
I mean yeah, kinda
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
People are so fucking annoying on this site holy shit
(Smugly) “you really thought your elected representatives and the checks and balances of the constitution would save you from a despot?”
I mean yeah, kinda
I mean yeah, kinda
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
(Smugly) “you really thought your elected representatives and the checks and balances of the constitution would save you from a despot?”
I mean yeah, kinda
I mean yeah, kinda
I found out Bari Weiss and the lady that dressed up as Hillary Clinton and sang hallelujah on snl used to date and I’ve decided to lobotomize myself
January 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I found out Bari Weiss and the lady that dressed up as Hillary Clinton and sang hallelujah on snl used to date and I’ve decided to lobotomize myself
I just be making little dudes in the Mii Maker and cracking myself up
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I just be making little dudes in the Mii Maker and cracking myself up
Truth nuke tbqh
January 16, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Truth nuke tbqh
Looks lovely! Where did you get it?
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Looks lovely! Where did you get it?