Haydn, 🇵🇸
@silksfriedtomatoes.bsky.social
Catholic. I hope this bagel will never end
We gave Violet a Jar Jar Binks toy and she immediately took him to her kitchen to be boiled
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We gave Violet a Jar Jar Binks toy and she immediately took him to her kitchen to be boiled
First zyn of the day
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
First zyn of the day
I’d rather be pissed off… then pissed on
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’d rather be pissed off… then pissed on
Golden Lilly black tea and a knock off Red Bull after lunch
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Golden Lilly black tea and a knock off Red Bull after lunch
I miss him so much
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I miss him so much
How do you get other dudes to understand that this means she was not interested to begin with
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How do you get other dudes to understand that this means she was not interested to begin with
>it’s illegal to be kind
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
>it’s illegal to be kind
Eternal jihad against the Kansas City chiefs. Lifelong fatwa against Taylor SSwift and Travis KKKelce. Total JDProncos Dominance MASHALLAH
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Eternal jihad against the Kansas City chiefs. Lifelong fatwa against Taylor SSwift and Travis KKKelce. Total JDProncos Dominance MASHALLAH
Don’t remember if I’ve posted it here yet
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Don’t remember if I’ve posted it here yet
MacDonald on the gospel
October 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
MacDonald on the gospel
This line is the key to understanding today’s gospel imo
October 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This line is the key to understanding today’s gospel imo
Toddlers with Snapchat filters is the funniest thing in the world to me
July 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Toddlers with Snapchat filters is the funniest thing in the world to me
Had to delete from the other site since I remembered nuns and stuff follow me there
June 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Had to delete from the other site since I remembered nuns and stuff follow me there
Elena has discovered the joys of Big Stick
May 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Elena has discovered the joys of Big Stick
My post colonial analysis of Star Wars interspecies relations is wasted on my irl friends 😡
May 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My post colonial analysis of Star Wars interspecies relations is wasted on my irl friends 😡
MUSK DM’D TIFFANY FONG ASKING IF HE COULD IMPREGNATE HER AND SHE SAID NO SO NOW TWITTER IS DELETING DMs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MUSK DM’D TIFFANY FONG ASKING IF HE COULD IMPREGNATE HER AND SHE SAID NO SO NOW TWITTER IS DELETING DMs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whenever the ballerina song comes on TV Violet just assumes this position and stays completely static
April 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Whenever the ballerina song comes on TV Violet just assumes this position and stays completely static