Becca B
@shysterb.bsky.social
I have too much cast iron and unnecessary stoneware and I don't need any more yarn. She/her.
Only possible benefit: when the cops come asking for your door camera footage, you can give them shit footage instead.
I don't know what to tell you. If you paid $600 to have your toilet photograph your turds, you really deserve anything and everything coming to you.
"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Only possible benefit: when the cops come asking for your door camera footage, you can give them shit footage instead.
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Massive cheese recall! It’s a lot of shredded cheese sold under store brands so please check carefully.
www.allrecipes.com/cheese-recal...
www.allrecipes.com/cheese-recal...
FDA Announces Recall on More Than 1.5 Million Bags of Cheese for Potential Metal Contamination
The U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has announced a cheese recall impacting more than a million bags of shredded cheese. The recalled cheese was produced by Great Lakes Cheese Co. Inc. and may b...
www.allrecipes.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Massive cheese recall! It’s a lot of shredded cheese sold under store brands so please check carefully.
www.allrecipes.com/cheese-recal...
www.allrecipes.com/cheese-recal...
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Reposting for the morning crowd
Feel free to ask me questions !
Feel free to ask me questions !
THIS JUST IN
2026 special tours to Cusco Peru are now available for registration at abbysyarns.com/webshop/product-category/fu/travel
These are truly unique and can’t miss opportunities you absolutely can’t get with anyone else
Questions? Email faculty@abbysyarns.com
2026 special tours to Cusco Peru are now available for registration at abbysyarns.com/webshop/product-category/fu/travel
These are truly unique and can’t miss opportunities you absolutely can’t get with anyone else
Questions? Email faculty@abbysyarns.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reposting for the morning crowd
Feel free to ask me questions !
Feel free to ask me questions !
This is accurate.
Ranking Star Wars movies is a thing?
Okay, I'll get in on this.
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars 1977 theatrical release
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi (because I was 11)
Everything else is somewhere between "meh" and "why. why. y u do dis?" [sad kitten dot jpg]
Okay, I'll get in on this.
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars 1977 theatrical release
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi (because I was 11)
Everything else is somewhere between "meh" and "why. why. y u do dis?" [sad kitten dot jpg]
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This is accurate.
Eventually, I will be okay but it might take several splinter sequences.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Eventually, I will be okay but it might take several splinter sequences.
Come for the hippos. Stay for the small chaser of zebras at the end.
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Come for the hippos. Stay for the small chaser of zebras at the end.
Purple Goober.
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Purple Goober.
Harry needs some suggestions for what to do with this crazy dog. I'm thinking he needs to do whatever that dog wants.
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Harry needs some suggestions for what to do with this crazy dog. I'm thinking he needs to do whatever that dog wants.
SAME.
I'm a litigator, dammit. Last place I want to be is in a courtroom.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
SAME.
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Hey #ofmdcraftfair friends:
This email from @southernequality.bsky.social just made me cry a little bit. This is the work we made happen. Almost 10% of this was *us*- our show, our crafts, our hyping, our love.
When things feel hopeless, when you feel powerless, remember: WE DID THIS.
#ofmd
This email from @southernequality.bsky.social just made me cry a little bit. This is the work we made happen. Almost 10% of this was *us*- our show, our crafts, our hyping, our love.
When things feel hopeless, when you feel powerless, remember: WE DID THIS.
#ofmd
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Hey #ofmdcraftfair friends:
This email from @southernequality.bsky.social just made me cry a little bit. This is the work we made happen. Almost 10% of this was *us*- our show, our crafts, our hyping, our love.
When things feel hopeless, when you feel powerless, remember: WE DID THIS.
#ofmd
This email from @southernequality.bsky.social just made me cry a little bit. This is the work we made happen. Almost 10% of this was *us*- our show, our crafts, our hyping, our love.
When things feel hopeless, when you feel powerless, remember: WE DID THIS.
#ofmd
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Women should have jobs, but Ross Douthat shouldn’t.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Women should have jobs, but Ross Douthat shouldn’t.
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It’s common to say that social media was a mistake. I understand that logic.
But in my local context I’ve spent this week in a lot of struggle I cannot speak of.
I’m comforted by the stars of hope on the far horizon, as here night seems without end.
Such stars form constellations to navigate by.
But in my local context I’ve spent this week in a lot of struggle I cannot speak of.
I’m comforted by the stars of hope on the far horizon, as here night seems without end.
Such stars form constellations to navigate by.
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s common to say that social media was a mistake. I understand that logic.
But in my local context I’ve spent this week in a lot of struggle I cannot speak of.
I’m comforted by the stars of hope on the far horizon, as here night seems without end.
Such stars form constellations to navigate by.
But in my local context I’ve spent this week in a lot of struggle I cannot speak of.
I’m comforted by the stars of hope on the far horizon, as here night seems without end.
Such stars form constellations to navigate by.
What she said. Good job, people.
And fuck Chuck Schumer right in the ear.
And fuck Chuck Schumer right in the ear.
NEW YORK CITY I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND ALL OF US
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What she said. Good job, people.
And fuck Chuck Schumer right in the ear.
And fuck Chuck Schumer right in the ear.
Well, if my local precinct is representative, the PA Supreme Court retention elections were easily "Yes" for all three Dem justices for in person votes.
There were considerably more GOP in person voters, as usual for this precinct.
There were considerably more GOP in person voters, as usual for this precinct.
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Well, if my local precinct is representative, the PA Supreme Court retention elections were easily "Yes" for all three Dem justices for in person votes.
There were considerably more GOP in person voters, as usual for this precinct.
There were considerably more GOP in person voters, as usual for this precinct.
13 hours in, we have topped 700 voters in my voting precinct. Also doing well at getting rid of the Hallowe'en leftovers.
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
13 hours in, we have topped 700 voters in my voting precinct. Also doing well at getting rid of the Hallowe'en leftovers.
Bag Class at @stitchcentral ! The last class of this session, in which we made (some of with some difficulty) the Zippy Bag by Sallie Tomato. There are three side pockets. How many times do you think I sewed the pockets closed when trying to attach various pieces to the zippers' sides? 1/4
October 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Bag Class at @stitchcentral ! The last class of this session, in which we made (some of with some difficulty) the Zippy Bag by Sallie Tomato. There are three side pockets. How many times do you think I sewed the pockets closed when trying to attach various pieces to the zippers' sides? 1/4
I am inordinately invested in First Daughter Family Cruise and Husband Volunteered Wife for Hosting drama on Threads.
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am inordinately invested in First Daughter Family Cruise and Husband Volunteered Wife for Hosting drama on Threads.
I know Patrick from my writing circles
He's a physics teacher who lost his job for the audacity of pointing out Charlie Kirk was a monster, actually, on Facebook.
He's a beekeeper and makes some truly excellent hot honey.
Do the thing, maybe.
www.frogspointhoney.com?fbclid=Iwb21...
He's a physics teacher who lost his job for the audacity of pointing out Charlie Kirk was a monster, actually, on Facebook.
He's a beekeeper and makes some truly excellent hot honey.
Do the thing, maybe.
www.frogspointhoney.com?fbclid=Iwb21...
Frog's Point Honey
We have three varieties of Hot Honey available, in two and twelve-ounce bottles. Please click the "Buy Now!" button on the menu to see our full range of products. Thanks for visiting!
www.frogspointhoney.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Styles. I tell every associate I work with now that every draft they give me better have styles set up properly or I will send it right back to them to fucking figure it out. Got damn but I hate how non-styled headings or numbered lists get fucked during revisions.
I @kathryntewson.bsky.social used to fix my Styles in every document.
Until one day she had about 10 better things to be doing for @akivamcohen.bsky.social and I was fucking *stuck*.
I took a law office technology class online. Whatever the work equivalent of "it saved my marriage" is, that.
Until one day she had about 10 better things to be doing for @akivamcohen.bsky.social and I was fucking *stuck*.
I took a law office technology class online. Whatever the work equivalent of "it saved my marriage" is, that.
September 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Styles. I tell every associate I work with now that every draft they give me better have styles set up properly or I will send it right back to them to fucking figure it out. Got damn but I hate how non-styled headings or numbered lists get fucked during revisions.
This is worth your time to read.
AAUP v. Rubio is out, and look at how it starts. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is worth your time to read.
Bag Class! I didn't actually make it to class this weekend, but finished the bag on my own.
Oxbow Tote by Noodlehead. Skeleton print by Tom Holtz, poppies by Rachel Rossi for Benartex, accent is Essex linen. Straps/hardware from Noodlehead.
Oxbow Tote by Noodlehead. Skeleton print by Tom Holtz, poppies by Rachel Rossi for Benartex, accent is Essex linen. Straps/hardware from Noodlehead.
September 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Bag Class! I didn't actually make it to class this weekend, but finished the bag on my own.
Oxbow Tote by Noodlehead. Skeleton print by Tom Holtz, poppies by Rachel Rossi for Benartex, accent is Essex linen. Straps/hardware from Noodlehead.
Oxbow Tote by Noodlehead. Skeleton print by Tom Holtz, poppies by Rachel Rossi for Benartex, accent is Essex linen. Straps/hardware from Noodlehead.
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The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
Done. Or mostly so
as always, there are bits needing hand-stitching because I could wrestle those spots under the needle at the end. But I'm not good at actually doing those final touches, so I am declaring it one as-is.
as always, there are bits needing hand-stitching because I could wrestle those spots under the needle at the end. But I'm not good at actually doing those final touches, so I am declaring it one as-is.
September 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Done. Or mostly so
as always, there are bits needing hand-stitching because I could wrestle those spots under the needle at the end. But I'm not good at actually doing those final touches, so I am declaring it one as-is.
as always, there are bits needing hand-stitching because I could wrestle those spots under the needle at the end. But I'm not good at actually doing those final touches, so I am declaring it one as-is.