shuttercat.bsky.social
@shuttercat.bsky.social
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The punishment for being a chiropractor is wasting several years in school learning fake medicine ("you've got ghosts in your spine, you should let me do karate about it.")
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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LIVESHOWS
POSTING ALL DAY
EXCEPT SOMERVILLE 2 BECAUSE WE FORGOT TO UPLOAD IT
MERRY CRIMBO
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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sure do
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I have such mixed feelings about @postoctobrist.bsky.social being screenshotted and shared by the general public. You should have to listen to roughly 600 hours of podcasts to develop the necessary parasocial relationship to repost her
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Happy Winter Solstice! Since Scroops dont have Christmas they instead celebrate the lobgest night

here's some traditional scroop dishes
December 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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"Vitamin D" 9"x12" Mixed media on paper

Two classical-ish figures bring the light and warmth I always crave this time of year.
Note the pixelated printout and handmade paper combo.
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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You know what? Bring back "yiff" in 2026. It's a fun word.
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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fermented food is good for your health. if you have the time, always let a much smaller guy eat your food first, before you eat it
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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IT IS TIME FOR ME TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT MY FAVORITE HOMETOWN DISASTER ON @wtyppod.bsky.social
new EPISODE about SIDEWALKS catching FIRE
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Getting some real "beginning of the last 1/3 of a Scorcese film" energy from the administration right now
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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This rug has been a fixture in my life from as far back as I can remember and will almost certainly be enjoyed by someone else long after I am gone. Decades have passed where I grew up playing on it, sitting on it while I worked on projects, eating meals over it, and watching my cats wrestle with
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Traditional painting on an easel donated to the @furvana.bsky.social charity auction this year

time taken ~30 hours with paint pens (entirely new medium for me when I started!)
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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My two favorite post-apocalypse stories are from Japan: Heavenly Delusion and Nausicaa. Most western post-apocs rely on "wow aren't humans awful and didn't we deserve all this?" while the former veers towards "wow aren't we making the best of this shitty scenario out of our control!"
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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This is model trains
Alright, hear me out: cozy wargames.

All the fun of gluing tiny parts to plastic models and then painting them, but with 98% less Catholicism.

I really feel like this is an untapped market.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Revolutionary optimism is the only compassionate and sane path forward. There is so much to truly love in this world-- and so many wonderful potential futures ahead of us to fight for. So let us keep moving. ✨🌱✨
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Someone asked where to boop Talita.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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My take on the thing...the thing with the racoon who got drunk and passed out in the bathroom yayyyy... 🦝
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM