Shroudmaster
@shroudmaster1.bsky.social
I play morally dubious divine casters
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unironically a good idea
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
unironically a good idea
A major cultural shift in representation for the kind of white people that can make their problems go away by simply being loud and eating sugar
12/23 #scryfallrandom is white removal so iconic that we call every card with an effect even slightly close to this the set's o-ring.
December 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
A major cultural shift in representation for the kind of white people that can make their problems go away by simply being loud and eating sugar
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Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans:
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans:
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
Usually I voice the opinion that american scoiecty in general clings too much to 9/11 but this is kinda fucked up
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Usually I voice the opinion that american scoiecty in general clings too much to 9/11 but this is kinda fucked up
Always crazy to remember JD Vance by his own account started his path into immorality by thinking that as a MTG nerd he wasn't getting any and he just literally never grew out of that high school mentality of masking to adapt to whatever social circle he can work himself into
it is always worth remembering that vance made a conscious decision to be a person of low character. he has eagerly contorted himself into evil for the sake of what amounts to a whiff of power.
This is an actual exchange from a VP who took an oath to defend the constitution and, as a citizen, is expected to abide by the law.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
May we one day have accountability for the grotesque lawlessness of this regime.
September 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Always crazy to remember JD Vance by his own account started his path into immorality by thinking that as a MTG nerd he wasn't getting any and he just literally never grew out of that high school mentality of masking to adapt to whatever social circle he can work himself into
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The flight attendants and CUPE have won against Air Canada *and* the government. Their leadership was fearless and made a stand we should all be proud of.
Unions work!
Unions work!
August 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The flight attendants and CUPE have won against Air Canada *and* the government. Their leadership was fearless and made a stand we should all be proud of.
Unions work!
Unions work!
Uma questao interessante q eu n tinha pensado, mas realmente a popularidade do Lula tinha caido bastante e pode voltar a subir com uma posicao nacionalista se o complexo de vira lata n latir mais alto
As usual, I think Brian is right about Brazil. Its economy isn’t very reliant on exports to the US, its judiciary operates quite independently of politics and Lula will be eager to stand up to a foreign bully. Brazil already trades more with China than with the US; tariffs deepen that relationship.
July 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Uma questao interessante q eu n tinha pensado, mas realmente a popularidade do Lula tinha caido bastante e pode voltar a subir com uma posicao nacionalista se o complexo de vira lata n latir mais alto
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[any sensible or helpful thing is contemplated by an American]
July 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
[any sensible or helpful thing is contemplated by an American]
Sometimes etymology is easy
June 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Sometimes etymology is easy
The saddest thing is this is a lie perpetrated by people who never use the subway (because they're rich) to people who never use the subway (because they live 2 hrs away in a town with 10k people). It's been so for decades and people still choose to fall for it
Telling me "the subway is so dangerous now" is my immediate sign that you need your TV taken away and your news algorithm adjusted www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...?
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The saddest thing is this is a lie perpetrated by people who never use the subway (because they're rich) to people who never use the subway (because they live 2 hrs away in a town with 10k people). It's been so for decades and people still choose to fall for it
Papo reto eu quando fazia engenharia mecanica tive essa exata discussão com uns colegas meus sobre o olavo de carvalho
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Papo reto eu quando fazia engenharia mecanica tive essa exata discussão com uns colegas meus sobre o olavo de carvalho
Tetsuya Iamagami had good aim
Japan is facing many of the same existential crises as America. So why hasn’t Japan voted in someone like the American president in? blog.pureinventionbook.com/p/america-is...
America is burning. Why isn’t Japan?
A voice actress has a very bad week.
blog.pureinventionbook.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Tetsuya Iamagami had good aim
Big miss from Big Pharma not realizing people get way more addicted to collectibles than amphetamines
June 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Big miss from Big Pharma not realizing people get way more addicted to collectibles than amphetamines
I wonder how crazy people are going to be considered in like 100, 125 years or so
My wife mildly annoyed me so I am reading her the this-fight-is-what-real-masculinity-looks-like tweets
June 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I wonder how crazy people are going to be considered in like 100, 125 years or so
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I mean honestly if I'd spent $300M to get someone elected, so would I, which is the whole fucking problem with allowing that sort of spending on political candidates, directly or indirectly
Here it is: Musk thinks he is owed a say in Trump’s policy because of how much he spent on the campaign.
June 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I mean honestly if I'd spent $300M to get someone elected, so would I, which is the whole fucking problem with allowing that sort of spending on political candidates, directly or indirectly
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They're literally doing the meme
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They're literally doing the meme
O trauma generacional:
June 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
O trauma generacional:
They didn't account for the damage, this card should have been Sunforger
@ravnicanartist.bsky.social MI HERMANO HOLY FUCK
June 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They didn't account for the damage, this card should have been Sunforger
Lindo o uso de punheta no lexico de porto rico
Holy shit, are we *FINALLY* getting a Magic card representing Puerto Rico? Like a legitimate fucking representation? And on an amazing card, too? Not chaff? ¡¡¡ESO ES, PUÑETA!!! ¡¡¡YA ERA TIEMPO!!! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 ¡¡¡BORICUA, PA' QUE TÚ LO SEPAS!!!
June 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Lindo o uso de punheta no lexico de porto rico
Why yes Cook's illustrated I also enjoy creamy, tangy, uhh....
uhh...
...right, enchiladas
uhh...
...right, enchiladas
May 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why yes Cook's illustrated I also enjoy creamy, tangy, uhh....
uhh...
...right, enchiladas
uhh...
...right, enchiladas
Damn I yawn just like that
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a cartoon of a lizard with green eyes looking at the camera
ALT: a cartoon of a lizard with green eyes looking at the camera
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May 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Damn I yawn just like that
None can surpass the Worst of All Time, Yasopp
Top ten pice of shit dads
May 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
None can surpass the Worst of All Time, Yasopp
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Foda q entre ter olhado 19458723 tuites sobre o papa desde ontem e esquecer totalmente que becky as vezes n posta femdom eu passei a manha inteira com essa musica na cabeca sem saber onde eu tinha visto essa porra
Papa ROACH
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
May 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Foda q entre ter olhado 19458723 tuites sobre o papa desde ontem e esquecer totalmente que becky as vezes n posta femdom eu passei a manha inteira com essa musica na cabeca sem saber onde eu tinha visto essa porra
The Pope is from Chicago, man. This religion is over.
May 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Pope is from Chicago, man. This religion is over.