The Short Mars
@shortmars.bsky.social
🖖 💌 🎀 middle-aged texan cat loving space enthusiast (she/her)
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
Everything that could ever happen happened in the two weeks between my therapy appointments. Like six sessions worth of shit. My therapist was overwhelmed, but I’m glad she recognized the juiciest stuff that I wanted to focus on.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Everything that could ever happen happened in the two weeks between my therapy appointments. Like six sessions worth of shit. My therapist was overwhelmed, but I’m glad she recognized the juiciest stuff that I wanted to focus on.
Im in a waiting room with the TV on, volume up, and two separate people playing TikTok’s on their phone. I don’t remember dying and going to hell, but so it is.
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Im in a waiting room with the TV on, volume up, and two separate people playing TikTok’s on their phone. I don’t remember dying and going to hell, but so it is.
What’s in the mysterious emergency room jar?
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
What’s in the mysterious emergency room jar?
It would be funny that they’re eating themselves except at the end of process, the American people still get shit upon.
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It would be funny that they’re eating themselves except at the end of process, the American people still get shit upon.
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
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I'm now convinced that Nick Offerman was born to play Chester A. Arthur, and we deserve an Arthur biopic starring Mr. Offerman now-ish. At turns hilarious and calculating and ridiculous, he's the warm blood of the flick.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I'm now convinced that Nick Offerman was born to play Chester A. Arthur, and we deserve an Arthur biopic starring Mr. Offerman now-ish. At turns hilarious and calculating and ridiculous, he's the warm blood of the flick.
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"I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally murder us, but I really need you to focus."
Don’t Let the Beasts from Revelation Distract You from Your Expense Reports
Thanks for coming in. Have a seat. I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally mur...
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November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"I realize there’s a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally murder us, but I really need you to focus."
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This is Jólakötturinn, the Icelandic Christmas cat, who eats children who do not get new clothes. Christmas is here, children!
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is Jólakötturinn, the Icelandic Christmas cat, who eats children who do not get new clothes. Christmas is here, children!
Fought against the Hot Wheels Monster Truck traffic to see @sarahmillican.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fought against the Hot Wheels Monster Truck traffic to see @sarahmillican.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fought against the Hot Wheels Monster Truck traffic to see @sarahmillican.bsky.social
Giant inflatable boxing glove drone at the Bryan Adams concert was disturbing. During the crazy drum part at the end of “Roll With The Punches”, it was spinning in place so fast that I was slightly concerned it was about to Jordan Peele NOPE the audience.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Giant inflatable boxing glove drone at the Bryan Adams concert was disturbing. During the crazy drum part at the end of “Roll With The Punches”, it was spinning in place so fast that I was slightly concerned it was about to Jordan Peele NOPE the audience.
Pat Benatar. I’m sweating. #SapphicPanic
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pat Benatar. I’m sweating. #SapphicPanic
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This sanctuary I’m visiting rescued a lion without knowing she was pregnant. Unexpected cubs!
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This sanctuary I’m visiting rescued a lion without knowing she was pregnant. Unexpected cubs!
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A kitty sticking its tongue out
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
A kitty sticking its tongue out
Sexy sexy. Sexy space lady #Taskmaster
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Sexy sexy. Sexy space lady #Taskmaster
My new mechanic being mad at my old mechanic for dismissing my vehicle concerns is almost as nice a feeling as my new surgeon being mad at my old surgeon for dismissing my symptoms that nearly led to paralysis.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My new mechanic being mad at my old mechanic for dismissing my vehicle concerns is almost as nice a feeling as my new surgeon being mad at my old surgeon for dismissing my symptoms that nearly led to paralysis.
WHY DOES EVERY SIGNIFICANT THING HAPPEN IN THE 24 HOURS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING MY THERAPY APPOINTMENT!?
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
WHY DOES EVERY SIGNIFICANT THING HAPPEN IN THE 24 HOURS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING MY THERAPY APPOINTMENT!?
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It's absolutely criminal these people were tasked with making 'the sexiest jockey' and nobody chose the obvious correct answer.
#Taskmaster #NMJ
#Taskmaster #NMJ
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's absolutely criminal these people were tasked with making 'the sexiest jockey' and nobody chose the obvious correct answer.
#Taskmaster #NMJ
#Taskmaster #NMJ
Those Dickens ghosts really working hard on her.
Oh my god???
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career. I served under her speakership in my first term of Congress. And I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career. I served under her speakership in my first term of Congress. And I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Those Dickens ghosts really working hard on her.
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sent to the shadow realm for being impolite
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
sent to the shadow realm for being impolite