The Short Mars
@shortmars.bsky.social
🖖 💌 🎀 middle-aged texan cat loving space enthusiast (she/her)
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
Answer: one penny. What’s left in your bank account after paying for your ER visit.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Answer: one penny. What’s left in your bank account after paying for your ER visit.
What’s in the mysterious emergency room jar?
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
What’s in the mysterious emergency room jar?
Fought against the Hot Wheels Monster Truck traffic to see @sarahmillican.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fought against the Hot Wheels Monster Truck traffic to see @sarahmillican.bsky.social
Giant inflatable boxing glove drone at the Bryan Adams concert was disturbing. During the crazy drum part at the end of “Roll With The Punches”, it was spinning in place so fast that I was slightly concerned it was about to Jordan Peele NOPE the audience.
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Giant inflatable boxing glove drone at the Bryan Adams concert was disturbing. During the crazy drum part at the end of “Roll With The Punches”, it was spinning in place so fast that I was slightly concerned it was about to Jordan Peele NOPE the audience.
Pat Benatar. I’m sweating. #SapphicPanic
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Pat Benatar. I’m sweating. #SapphicPanic
This sanctuary I’m visiting rescued a lion without knowing she was pregnant. Unexpected cubs!
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This sanctuary I’m visiting rescued a lion without knowing she was pregnant. Unexpected cubs!
Happy Halloween! 💚 💜 🧡
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Happy Halloween! 💚 💜 🧡
Reece panic-raided Alex’s wardrobe before the prize task I swear.
October 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Reece panic-raided Alex’s wardrobe before the prize task I swear.
Adoption day for Patatas and Piccolo! Here are the last photos I have of them. They’re going to a very loving home and I’m totally fine and okay and not going to cry because they were wonderful foster kittens.
October 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Adoption day for Patatas and Piccolo! Here are the last photos I have of them. They’re going to a very loving home and I’m totally fine and okay and not going to cry because they were wonderful foster kittens.
Happy Re-Animator Day to all who celebrate 💉 💚 🧪
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Happy Re-Animator Day to all who celebrate 💉 💚 🧪
I am a tester for our AI chatbot at work. Even the clanker finds me exhausting to talk to.
October 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I am a tester for our AI chatbot at work. Even the clanker finds me exhausting to talk to.
Didn’t even make it through the whole episode of Taskmaster.
September 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Didn’t even make it through the whole episode of Taskmaster.
Patatas big yawn
September 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Patatas big yawn
Who has 0 testicles and a microchip in his back? This guy!
Patatas (and Piccolo) are scheduled to move in with their new family on October 13. I can’t believe how much they’ve grown.
Patatas (and Piccolo) are scheduled to move in with their new family on October 13. I can’t believe how much they’ve grown.
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Who has 0 testicles and a microchip in his back? This guy!
Patatas (and Piccolo) are scheduled to move in with their new family on October 13. I can’t believe how much they’ve grown.
Patatas (and Piccolo) are scheduled to move in with their new family on October 13. I can’t believe how much they’ve grown.
This was the best panel ever. He was smashed.
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This was the best panel ever. He was smashed.
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
August 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
Patatas and Piccolo are both quickly approaching the weight and age for neuter and adoption.
Gonna hurt when they go. “Ha ha I’m in danger.” I’m not cut out for regular fostering.
Gonna hurt when they go. “Ha ha I’m in danger.” I’m not cut out for regular fostering.
August 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Patatas and Piccolo are both quickly approaching the weight and age for neuter and adoption.
Gonna hurt when they go. “Ha ha I’m in danger.” I’m not cut out for regular fostering.
Gonna hurt when they go. “Ha ha I’m in danger.” I’m not cut out for regular fostering.
Fuck it. Pizza from scratch. Yeah I’m hurting but WORTH IT.
August 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Fuck it. Pizza from scratch. Yeah I’m hurting but WORTH IT.
Ideal entertainment in this medical provider’s waiting room
August 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ideal entertainment in this medical provider’s waiting room
Impossible working conditions
August 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Impossible working conditions
Can’t get out of this country quickly enough!! Prague here I come.
July 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Can’t get out of this country quickly enough!! Prague here I come.
My sister is fostering this tiny bat eared thing just in time for me to leave. He’s going to double in size by the time I return.
July 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My sister is fostering this tiny bat eared thing just in time for me to leave. He’s going to double in size by the time I return.