The Short Mars
@shortmars.bsky.social
🖖 💌 🎀 middle-aged texan cat loving space enthusiast (she/her)
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
Probably screaming about Star Trek or Taskmaster
Answer: one penny. What’s left in your bank account after paying for your ER visit.
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Answer: one penny. What’s left in your bank account after paying for your ER visit.
Did you get a lolli at the end of the visit? Placed directly on your tongue by a man in opulent garments?
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Did you get a lolli at the end of the visit? Placed directly on your tongue by a man in opulent garments?
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I'm now convinced that Nick Offerman was born to play Chester A. Arthur, and we deserve an Arthur biopic starring Mr. Offerman now-ish. At turns hilarious and calculating and ridiculous, he's the warm blood of the flick.
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I'm now convinced that Nick Offerman was born to play Chester A. Arthur, and we deserve an Arthur biopic starring Mr. Offerman now-ish. At turns hilarious and calculating and ridiculous, he's the warm blood of the flick.
This is … fascinating. So how was it
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is … fascinating. So how was it
What are some examples of #10 you can think of
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What are some examples of #10 you can think of