Jordan Keagle 🖖🏻
@shorthistorian.bsky.social
Historian, teacher, award-winning vexillologist. 🐈⬛
Oregonian in ATL.
Oregonian in ATL.
It is honorable to care for the poor and the needy. Qapla’!
Your annual festive reminder that Saint Nicholas bears an uncanny resemblance to Lieutenant Worf.
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It is honorable to care for the poor and the needy. Qapla’!
I'm bummed that I can't spend my Christmas Break curled up with a stack of Benoit Blanc novels on account of they don't exist.
What should I read instead?
What should I read instead?
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm bummed that I can't spend my Christmas Break curled up with a stack of Benoit Blanc novels on account of they don't exist.
What should I read instead?
What should I read instead?
Looking forward to meeting my wife at an It Happened Party. (Fingers crossed that's soon.)
There will be a cohort of children born that will be known as the It Happened Party Babies. A microgeneration conceived in joy that hasn't been seen since 1945.
I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Looking forward to meeting my wife at an It Happened Party. (Fingers crossed that's soon.)
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Bring back the Mythbusters so they can test this. How many handshakes? What kind of grip strength are we talking here?
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Bring back the Mythbusters so they can test this. How many handshakes? What kind of grip strength are we talking here?
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
If you're not sure about God, but you really like Christmas anyway that makes you an eggnogstic.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you're not sure about God, but you really like Christmas anyway that makes you an eggnogstic.
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strangely inspirational
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
strangely inspirational
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Happy Victory for US Arms and Down With Treasonous Slavers Day!
Uncomfortable with the First Thanksgiving Narrative? Good News, it’s Actually a Civil War Holiday
Take heart, all you who grow unsettled at the time of year where the narrative of friendly Pilgrims and American Indians is spread around to make us feel good about a brief moment in American histo…
angrystaffofficer.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy Victory for US Arms and Down With Treasonous Slavers Day!
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To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
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Does your family do Stove Top Surroundings or homemade?
Trump shamelessly lies: "Go to Walmart and other companies, and in every case it's about 25% that a Thanksgiving meal and surroundings are 25% lower. That's big fact."
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Does your family do Stove Top Surroundings or homemade?
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
The Charlie Brown Party strikes again.
a black and white drawing of charlie brown and lucy brown from the peanuts comic strip
Alt: A black and white GIF of Charlie Brown and Lucy from the Peanuts comic strip. Lucy has just yanked the football away while Charlie Brown spins endlessly in the air.
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Charlie Brown Party strikes again.
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November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH
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I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Bitterfinger.
Bitterfinger.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
I’ll go first. Death Bar.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Bitterfinger.
Bitterfinger.
The high school production of The Farnsworth Invention I saw tonight asked an important question: is it ethical to expose teenagers to the works of Aaron Sorkin? (Also, I was thinking about @worstpossible.world the whole time.)
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The high school production of The Farnsworth Invention I saw tonight asked an important question: is it ethical to expose teenagers to the works of Aaron Sorkin? (Also, I was thinking about @worstpossible.world the whole time.)
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“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits
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Of course American fascism is just consumerist slop.
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Of course American fascism is just consumerist slop.
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USC rejects Trump education compact aimed at shifting the university to the right www.latimes.com/california/s...
USC rejects Trump education compact aimed at shifting the university to the right
USC interim President Beong-Soo Kim said in a statement that he had sent a letter to the U.S. Department of Education turning down the Trump offer.
www.latimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I realize that the College Board is also Problematic, making this more of a Godzilla vs. Kong situation, but I feel like "You can't use AI on your AP tests" might be persuasive to some people.
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I realize that the College Board is also Problematic, making this more of a Godzilla vs. Kong situation, but I feel like "You can't use AI on your AP tests" might be persuasive to some people.
Yeah, AI can make photorealistic pornography of any celebrity, living or dead, but can it make a Halloween-themed Michael McDonald parody music video? I don't think so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1j...
Happy Halloween From Michael McDonald
YouTube video by Scott Gairdner
www.youtube.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Yeah, AI can make photorealistic pornography of any celebrity, living or dead, but can it make a Halloween-themed Michael McDonald parody music video? I don't think so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1j...
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Portland's famous Unipiper was spotted at the Portland ICE protest where he played his bagpipes in front of Santa, Mr. Potato Head, Garfield and more -- all while surrounded by bubbles.
More on how the tone of Portland's protests has shifted: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
More on how the tone of Portland's protests has shifted: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
October 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Portland's famous Unipiper was spotted at the Portland ICE protest where he played his bagpipes in front of Santa, Mr. Potato Head, Garfield and more -- all while surrounded by bubbles.
More on how the tone of Portland's protests has shifted: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
More on how the tone of Portland's protests has shifted: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Portland isn't burning, it's lit
October 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Portland isn't burning, it's lit