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I live in everyone's shadow cause if I touch light, I'd poof into dust
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Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available September 4 on all platforms and day one on Xbox Game Pass!

Watch the release trailer: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
Title: Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Trailer
YouTube video by Team Cherry
youtu.be
August 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Daily Rabbit
May 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
The fact that there's an ASL interpreter there.... Thank you @aoc.bsky.social 🥹😍🤟🏼
May 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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The US health care system is broken & wildly expensive.

The function of a health care system is not to provide billions in profits for insurance & drug companies. It is to provide quality care as a human right.

The time is NOW to pass Medicare for All.
It’s time for the US to guarantee healthcare to all | Bernie Sanders
We spend almost twice as much per capita on healthcare as any other country on Earth. It’s time to change that
www.theguardian.com
April 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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At this juncture I’d like to point out:
* we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.
April 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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I guess we wanted to see how the sausage gets made because we elected the wurst possible president.
March 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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the richest & saddest people on earth are all conspiring to get me to kill myself but i won't because i'm a bad bitch running on spite & i'm descended from a long line of bad bitches who ran on spite so they're gonna have to come over and do it with their own bare hands cuz i'm not making shit easy
March 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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ME: hello everyone

STONER: high

FARMER: hay

DOCTOR: how are you

MECHANIC: how’s it going

ASTRONOMER: what’s up

TV SCHEDULER: what’s going on

SEISMOLOGIST: what's shakin

SAILOR: *waves*
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I feel like a cabbage on the cabbage man's cart from Avatar: the Last Airbender. Everything is being destroyed around me, and the people I thought were going to protect me are just standing there yelling, "MY CABBAGES!" Instead of helping.
February 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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My brain is so ruined by work that if I was getting robbed on the street I'd probably make sure the robber got good customer service
December 21, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Stopping myself mid-way through a rant I was typing up to remind myself that the internet is no place to share opinions... and then I remembered we're on Bluesky, and I just have anxiety.
December 7, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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healthcare ceos all of a sudden
December 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Locked in the cycle of "I should play the new games I just got... but what if..." while casting a glance at a game I bought 3 years ago that ALSO sits (you guessed it) completely untouched.
December 6, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Born to find the location of the US cheese caves and devour every last bit of cheese in that mf...

Forced to be lactose intolerant and struggle to handle a single string cheese...
December 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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Beef jerky

Beef just having bad day

Beef sorry for taking it out on you
December 5, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Venom 3 must’ve been really disappointing because I’ve literally heard nothing about it from my monster fucker friends
December 5, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM