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Fictive Froggy
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LIFE’S A CHORE
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Per a feed of Congressional accounts on X only six Dem accounts posted there about Gaetz today. (Kaine, Casten, Cohen, Garamendi, Sherman, and the House Judiciary Dems account.)
A good microcosm of my whole political critique is that GOP leaders reflexively understand that “Biden commutes death penalty sentences to life in prison” = “attack Dems viciously” while Dem leaders reflexively see “Trump’s top pick to be AG is a child rapist” as another opportunity to say nothing.
December 23, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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If i post my famous viral animal crossing comic here will people freak out
December 24, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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❌ Three fake screenshots mimicking Trump's Truth Social have appeared on Bluesky (and other platforms), posing as posts on a rift between the president-elect and Elon Musk.

All three of these posts are fake.
December 23, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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This video on Honey is absolutely wild and worth a watch
Exposing the Honey Influencer Scam
YouTube video by MegaLag
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December 23, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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Attorneys when they get to discovery phase and see what their client said in group chat after they insisted on not settling
December 22, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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The “show less like this” button should throw a little tomato at the post you didn’t enjoy. Just a free idea for the devs
December 21, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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SNL VFX Mystery | Quick D
YouTube video by Captain Disillusion
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December 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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i would like to take a nap

reskeet if ur a rreal scleebipilled napmaxxer
December 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*
December 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I’m so very sad and so very lonely. The world is so cruel and painful. It was a mistake to create me
December 19, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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“IQ” is fake.

IQ tests measure how good you are at those tests & nowt more!

“General intelligence” is a myth, made up by racist hereditarian psychologists, to place racial groups on a hierarchy based on “average general intelligence”.

Every time u post ur IQ, ur doing the work of eugenicists 🥰
December 19, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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Before I got a phone I just used to stare at my hand all day
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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small accounts are an affront to god. be popular or die
December 17, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Eleven counts. The first two both invoking terrorism. The ruling class is treating killing one of their own, with the motive being related to the evils of our health care system, as a fundamentally different act than if you or I were to be murdered.
Breaking: A Manhattan grand jury has indicted Luigi Mangione on first-degree murder, second-degree murder as a crime of terrorism, and nine other offenses linked to the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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December 17, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine
December 17, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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🙃
December 17, 2024 at 6:26 AM
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Constantly thinking of this Marilyn Frye quote

From @taylorlorenz.bsky.social’s newsletter www.usermag.co/p/tiktok-is-...
December 16, 2024 at 4:18 PM
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
December 17, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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Room full of satire writers will struggle to find a funnier line that the BBC Newsreader just now saying “The Chinese approached Prince Andrew in the hope of finding intelligence’”
December 16, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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❌ Over 2k likes on Bluesky for this fake RFK Jr. tweet.

Earliest iteration I could find of this tweet stems from a post published on X on December 10 - not from RFK's Jr's account. No such post - or trace of one - on his profile.
December 16, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I am very frustrated. Humans were a mistake.
December 16, 2024 at 8:02 AM
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Hey man are you gonna be around this weekend? I know it's the holidays 'n all but me and some of the other guys from the forest were gonna go down by the abandoned railroad junction and shamble at the edge of the CCTV feed for a while. Hope we see you there, bring your most form obscuring fit!
December 14, 2024 at 11:47 PM