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@envy.bsky.social
the only real enby • NOT A WOMAN • notorious Steam Family Share golddigger • reskeets are an endorsement of OPs entire sexual history
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· Mar 1
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
"it sounds like you just arent marketing your skills properly, have you made sure to adapt your resume to th—" suddenly a halberd slices through your face for being the 30th person in a row to suggest that i am somehow 29 years old and dont know how to apply for a job
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
"it sounds like you just arent marketing your skills properly, have you made sure to adapt your resume to th—" suddenly a halberd slices through your face for being the 30th person in a row to suggest that i am somehow 29 years old and dont know how to apply for a job
"as a trans person who's struggled with mental health as a youth and has experience doing crisis response, dont you want to give back?"
give back to what, asshole? none of you fuckers were there to help and it shouldnt be the responsibility of trans people to retraumatize themselves for shit pay
give back to what, asshole? none of you fuckers were there to help and it shouldnt be the responsibility of trans people to retraumatize themselves for shit pay
killing myself bc the trans-specific career fair is just behavioral clinical practices and bank teller positions
people fucking mansplaining how at their company I'd have to start entry level minimum wage despite having 3 years professional management experience
# trans acceptance # networking
people fucking mansplaining how at their company I'd have to start entry level minimum wage despite having 3 years professional management experience
# trans acceptance # networking
January 23, 2026 at 6:31 PM
"as a trans person who's struggled with mental health as a youth and has experience doing crisis response, dont you want to give back?"
give back to what, asshole? none of you fuckers were there to help and it shouldnt be the responsibility of trans people to retraumatize themselves for shit pay
give back to what, asshole? none of you fuckers were there to help and it shouldnt be the responsibility of trans people to retraumatize themselves for shit pay
killing myself bc the trans-specific career fair is just behavioral clinical practices and bank teller positions
people fucking mansplaining how at their company I'd have to start entry level minimum wage despite having 3 years professional management experience
# trans acceptance # networking
people fucking mansplaining how at their company I'd have to start entry level minimum wage despite having 3 years professional management experience
# trans acceptance # networking
January 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
killing myself bc the trans-specific career fair is just behavioral clinical practices and bank teller positions
people fucking mansplaining how at their company I'd have to start entry level minimum wage despite having 3 years professional management experience
# trans acceptance # networking
people fucking mansplaining how at their company I'd have to start entry level minimum wage despite having 3 years professional management experience
# trans acceptance # networking
thinking about the forced chemical castration of alan turing at age 10:
thats so scary
thinking about the forced chemical castration of alan turing at age 28:
idk kinda hot
thats so scary
thinking about the forced chemical castration of alan turing at age 28:
idk kinda hot
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
thinking about the forced chemical castration of alan turing at age 10:
thats so scary
thinking about the forced chemical castration of alan turing at age 28:
idk kinda hot
thats so scary
thinking about the forced chemical castration of alan turing at age 28:
idk kinda hot
euphoria because i am both too tall to be Mrs Met and too short to be Mr Met
Dysphoric because I'm too tall to be Mrs. Met
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
euphoria because i am both too tall to be Mrs Met and too short to be Mr Met
alright, after my third game of lorwyn prerelease i have to call it:
this set sucks in sealed. its really bad. and i dont have a lot of hope that draft will be any better
i love the art, i love the flavor, i love in-universe getting some lore...
this set sucks in sealed. its really bad. and i dont have a lot of hope that draft will be any better
i love the art, i love the flavor, i love in-universe getting some lore...
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
alright, after my third game of lorwyn prerelease i have to call it:
this set sucks in sealed. its really bad. and i dont have a lot of hope that draft will be any better
i love the art, i love the flavor, i love in-universe getting some lore...
this set sucks in sealed. its really bad. and i dont have a lot of hope that draft will be any better
i love the art, i love the flavor, i love in-universe getting some lore...
its delelelelele whooooooooop Saturday tag ur friends to totally delelelelele whoooooooop them
a cartoon drawing of an ant holding a pair of scissors
ALT: a cartoon drawing of an ant holding a pair of scissors
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 7:58 PM
its delelelelele whooooooooop Saturday tag ur friends to totally delelelelele whoooooooop them
hi we're verizon and we're sorry your service got 5% shittier yesterday heres a 16th of your monthly bill
January 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
hi we're verizon and we're sorry your service got 5% shittier yesterday heres a 16th of your monthly bill
hey girl are you in your feelings or just happy to see me
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 PM
hey girl are you in your feelings or just happy to see me
ALRIGHT WELL RIDDLE ME THIS SMART GUY:
how am i supposed to cope with the bittersweet passage of time?
what do i do when all my past lovers and friendships become nothing more than a pile pf memories and sentimental papers collecting dust on my shelf?
how am i supposed to cope with the bittersweet passage of time?
what do i do when all my past lovers and friendships become nothing more than a pile pf memories and sentimental papers collecting dust on my shelf?
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
ALRIGHT WELL RIDDLE ME THIS SMART GUY:
how am i supposed to cope with the bittersweet passage of time?
what do i do when all my past lovers and friendships become nothing more than a pile pf memories and sentimental papers collecting dust on my shelf?
how am i supposed to cope with the bittersweet passage of time?
what do i do when all my past lovers and friendships become nothing more than a pile pf memories and sentimental papers collecting dust on my shelf?
den of the lotus eaters but its me sitting in a local brewery listening to f.u.n. and pretending Obama is still president
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
den of the lotus eaters but its me sitting in a local brewery listening to f.u.n. and pretending Obama is still president
i apparently had this exact same thought 3 years ago thats embarrassing i made memes and everything
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
i apparently had this exact same thought 3 years ago thats embarrassing i made memes and everything
im gonna be the first guy to develop rose colored glasses for 2013
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
im gonna be the first guy to develop rose colored glasses for 2013
member when we threatened to ----- this guy and everyone threw a fit
Never beating the “it’s okay if you do fascism the RIGHT way” allegations
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
member when we threatened to ----- this guy and everyone threw a fit
spilled laundry detergent all over my hardwood floors; very excited to slip and break my neck like a month from now when i make the mistake of having not dried off from the shower
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
spilled laundry detergent all over my hardwood floors; very excited to slip and break my neck like a month from now when i make the mistake of having not dried off from the shower
god 04 was such an era huh
just kidding this track was released in 2022
just kidding this track was released in 2022
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
god 04 was such an era huh
just kidding this track was released in 2022
just kidding this track was released in 2022
all these leftists dunking on him but have you considered how dorky this would make them look
hard to be intimidated by a guy dressed as a millennial brunch spot menu
hard to be intimidated by a guy dressed as a millennial brunch spot menu
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
all these leftists dunking on him but have you considered how dorky this would make them look
hard to be intimidated by a guy dressed as a millennial brunch spot menu
hard to be intimidated by a guy dressed as a millennial brunch spot menu
does having a semi-successful shitposting account count as "social media work samples" for applying to to a digital assistant job?
January 14, 2026 at 7:16 PM
does having a semi-successful shitposting account count as "social media work samples" for applying to to a digital assistant job?
on a side note, did you know they stole our flag? they made a "femboy flag" thats just a direct rip of the trans flag
they have to be stopped
they have to be stopped
rise and grind {open my phone at 9am to discover ive been banned from yet another subreddit for shittalking femboys}
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
on a side note, did you know they stole our flag? they made a "femboy flag" thats just a direct rip of the trans flag
they have to be stopped
they have to be stopped
rise and grind {open my phone at 9am to discover ive been banned from yet another subreddit for shittalking femboys}
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
rise and grind {open my phone at 9am to discover ive been banned from yet another subreddit for shittalking femboys}
absolutely obsessed with the way this fetlife group is written
January 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
absolutely obsessed with the way this fetlife group is written
all these right wing talking heads claim to be pro-life and yet
January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
all these right wing talking heads claim to be pro-life and yet
i dont need to listen to podcasts i have friends
January 12, 2026 at 1:09 AM
i dont need to listen to podcasts i have friends