Shields
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Shields
@shieldsup.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I've launched a new identity and digital home for my creative practice at eject.work
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There you can find a post expanding on the meanings behind the name, and the start of a portfolio and substack blog
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There you can find a post expanding on the meanings behind the name, and the start of a portfolio and substack blog
July 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oh this has notifications now huh, maybe I’ll come back
or I mean maybe I won’t and I’ll just read posts on my lock screen wtv
or I mean maybe I won’t and I’ll just read posts on my lock screen wtv
July 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Oh this has notifications now huh, maybe I’ll come back
or I mean maybe I won’t and I’ll just read posts on my lock screen wtv
or I mean maybe I won’t and I’ll just read posts on my lock screen wtv
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
theonion.com/guy-on-...
theonion.com/guy-on-...
February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
theonion.com/guy-on-...
theonion.com/guy-on-...
Just in case you were thinking of trying it
January 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just in case you were thinking of trying it
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surely i’ll get my wallet back if i can prove the wallet inspector was lying
January 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
surely i’ll get my wallet back if i can prove the wallet inspector was lying
*Worf, speaking in calm, formal tone befitting an officer*
"This is true, Bestie."
"This is true, Bestie."
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*Worf, speaking in calm, formal tone befitting an officer*
"This is true, Bestie."
"This is true, Bestie."
Audiobooks suck so bad lol
January 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Audiobooks suck so bad lol
Always reading this in the @theryangeorge.bsky.social Producer Guy voice
January 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Always reading this in the @theryangeorge.bsky.social Producer Guy voice
Everyone talks about the old molten hyperdiarrhea gummy bears but the true demon sugarfree candy is the Redvines, because you know it’s *almost* worth it
January 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Everyone talks about the old molten hyperdiarrhea gummy bears but the true demon sugarfree candy is the Redvines, because you know it’s *almost* worth it
i didn't go out but I *did* get back on waiting lists for a sleep doctor and a new therapist sooo
January 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i didn't go out but I *did* get back on waiting lists for a sleep doctor and a new therapist sooo
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I wrote about THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL, its enduring emotional power, and the importance of throwing objectivity aside and opening yourself up to cinema.
Free and open to the public, a small Christmas gift from me to all of you <3
www.patreon.com/posts/118684...
Free and open to the public, a small Christmas gift from me to all of you <3
www.patreon.com/posts/118684...
December 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I wrote about THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL, its enduring emotional power, and the importance of throwing objectivity aside and opening yourself up to cinema.
Free and open to the public, a small Christmas gift from me to all of you <3
www.patreon.com/posts/118684...
Free and open to the public, a small Christmas gift from me to all of you <3
www.patreon.com/posts/118684...
M’lord. Their time grows short. There is aught else we can do for them now but administer Bark of The Peppermint
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
M’lord. Their time grows short. There is aught else we can do for them now but administer Bark of The Peppermint
It’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve. What Nth-Order Christmas Abstractions are your three spirits *Of* tonight?
December 23, 2024 at 1:02 AM
It’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve. What Nth-Order Christmas Abstractions are your three spirits *Of* tonight?
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NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
December 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.
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It really does seem the political press, despite the direct danger to them, prefers Trump because he flatters their sense of dramatics.
Headline writers going all-out to neuter Ds' line of attack as just whining
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
It really does seem the political press, despite the direct danger to them, prefers Trump because he flatters their sense of dramatics.
*bro hugging a newly introduced acquaintance*
“Stoked, I’m sure”
“Stoked, I’m sure”
December 19, 2024 at 5:23 AM
*bro hugging a newly introduced acquaintance*
“Stoked, I’m sure”
“Stoked, I’m sure”
I said on the Cyberpunk 2077 Reddit that the more I play the game the more I hate Johnny and wish I could just get rid of him and someone actually replied “Seems like you didn’t play enough to like him. Later in the game you somehow gravitate to him”
December 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I said on the Cyberpunk 2077 Reddit that the more I play the game the more I hate Johnny and wish I could just get rid of him and someone actually replied “Seems like you didn’t play enough to like him. Later in the game you somehow gravitate to him”
I love when cats do things that express affection because it’s clear they invented them from pure, original environmental inputs combined deep instinct.
December 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I love when cats do things that express affection because it’s clear they invented them from pure, original environmental inputs combined deep instinct.
Anyone responsible the decision to have push notifications that try to cajole you into engaging with an app should be banned from working in any field related to user experience for life
December 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Anyone responsible the decision to have push notifications that try to cajole you into engaging with an app should be banned from working in any field related to user experience for life
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His life insurance policy holders have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 PM
His life insurance policy holders have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
it's not every day that you get to text someone a sentence like "I found the uncanny rubber simulacrum of Peruvian-Washed Alfred Molina far more upsetting"
December 13, 2024 at 5:40 AM
it's not every day that you get to text someone a sentence like "I found the uncanny rubber simulacrum of Peruvian-Washed Alfred Molina far more upsetting"
Well it looks like I'm going to spend the next nauseating presidential election cycle hiding and playing witcher 4
December 13, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Well it looks like I'm going to spend the next nauseating presidential election cycle hiding and playing witcher 4
Me wilin out in the group chat in response to the nth return of 90s raver-type big pants
December 10, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Me wilin out in the group chat in response to the nth return of 90s raver-type big pants