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Deploying Countermeasures//
sound maker, shape arranger//
{he/they}
https://eject.work/
July 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just in case you were thinking of trying it
January 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
*Worf, speaking in calm, formal tone befitting an officer*

"This is true, Bestie."
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Always reading this in the @theryangeorge.bsky.social Producer Guy voice
January 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’d be like
December 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Fixed it
December 28, 2024 at 11:36 PM
M’lord. Their time grows short. There is aught else we can do for them now but administer Bark of The Peppermint
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
December 19, 2024 at 5:59 AM
And now it’s like
December 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Anyone should feel free to correct me if I’m wrong but I think the mexico reference was especially ironic because Mexico being That Color might actually have first been done in Traffic, which is why I was pissed Cincinnati being absolutely drenched in blue never caught on
December 13, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Me wilin out in the group chat in response to the nth return of 90s raver-type big pants
December 10, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Not to sound like a broken record but
December 9, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Today was a pretty productive day off, I woke up late, forgot to eat until afternoon, got sad about some bullshit, and generated several excellent emoji with the prompt “oscillate emoji”
December 8, 2024 at 5:00 AM
December 5, 2024 at 3:16 AM
December 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
[server angrily points to sign]
December 4, 2024 at 12:52 AM
winter light reveals
the true color of black cats
is Hyper-Orange
December 2, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Cold, emotionless creatures, for sure
November 29, 2024 at 12:50 AM
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Things To Do

Let’s Shop
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
😵‍💫
November 26, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I’m pretty sure THIS one is the perfect organism
November 25, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I keep reading this as “finger loss”, am I a new form of dyslexic or am I just letting the intrusive thoughts win
November 23, 2024 at 3:53 PM
GM
November 23, 2024 at 3:43 PM
How the hell am I supposed to hold my controller when this is right to the left??
November 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM