Sheena
@sheenanigans.bsky.social
she/her
Elder Millennial weirdo and Soulless Minion of Orthodoxy
Elder Millennial weirdo and Soulless Minion of Orthodoxy
This is the funniest god damned thing.
My spouse would like to add "My man looks like he's had a sexual encounter with a funfetti Dunkaroo."
My spouse would like to add "My man looks like he's had a sexual encounter with a funfetti Dunkaroo."
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is the funniest god damned thing.
My spouse would like to add "My man looks like he's had a sexual encounter with a funfetti Dunkaroo."
My spouse would like to add "My man looks like he's had a sexual encounter with a funfetti Dunkaroo."
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I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.
The first thing I saw when when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
The first thing I saw when when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was three Black people on the other side of the street. I involuntarily urinated in my pants. Soaked straight through, ruined.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
The first thing I saw when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was three Black people on the other side of the street. I involuntarily urinated in my pants. Soaked straight through, ruined.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
August 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.
The first thing I saw when when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
The first thing I saw when when I exited the L'Enfant Plaza Metro was a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.
So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down.
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oh yeah? can AI writing and art do this?? (disappoints my parents)
August 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
oh yeah? can AI writing and art do this?? (disappoints my parents)
Fuck yeah!
INCREDIBLE TURNOUT with hundreds of thousands of people attending #HandsOff rallies around the US to protest illegal cuts and government corruption ✊
#nyc #newyork #boston #ma #chicago #il #stpaul #minneapolis #mn #saltlakecity #ut #washington #dc
#nyc #newyork #boston #ma #chicago #il #stpaul #minneapolis #mn #saltlakecity #ut #washington #dc
April 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fuck yeah!
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Sign Conan up for next year immediately.
March 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sign Conan up for next year immediately.
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Surely we are now in the Golden Age of Giant Pieces of Shit apnews.com/article/trum...
Vance and Musk question the authority of the courts as Trump's agenda faces legal pushback
Top Trump administration officials are openly questioning the judiciary’s authority to serve as a check on executive power as the new president’s sweeping agenda faces growing pushback from the courts...
apnews.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Surely we are now in the Golden Age of Giant Pieces of Shit apnews.com/article/trum...
Oof, that one hurts.
Her apologies are going to be bullshit. Jewel knew exactly what Trump and RFK were all about but chose to perform for their ball for free. Fuck her.
January 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Oof, that one hurts.
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
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Not going to link to the article because it’s incredibly distressing and utterly sickening but suffice to say, Neil Gaiman can very definitely get in the bin. And Amanda Palmer can get in with him.
January 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Not going to link to the article because it’s incredibly distressing and utterly sickening but suffice to say, Neil Gaiman can very definitely get in the bin. And Amanda Palmer can get in with him.
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Give yourselves grace, and your enemies nothing.
November 6, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Give yourselves grace, and your enemies nothing.
Not the best ever, by any stretch, but a personal best for me. :)
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June 10, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Not the best ever, by any stretch, but a personal best for me. :)
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I've had a terrible thought, and I genuinely hope this is already A Thing: that Aussie OnlyFans creator who got some attention recently, has anyone he's collabed with done the "Don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was HARD" meme while standing next to a picture of his junk?
May 1, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I've had a terrible thought, and I genuinely hope this is already A Thing: that Aussie OnlyFans creator who got some attention recently, has anyone he's collabed with done the "Don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was HARD" meme while standing next to a picture of his junk?
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December 7, 2023 at 6:51 PM
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