Megan Thée Chalamet
@shaytfeast.bsky.social
I'm not putting in a lot of effort here, and it really shows
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Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
Okay, fuck this app... forgot every post I've ever liked. Shit-ass alzheimers-havin ass app
August 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Okay, fuck this app... forgot every post I've ever liked. Shit-ass alzheimers-havin ass app
I get accused of fisting for compliments, but I do it for another reason entirely
May 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I get accused of fisting for compliments, but I do it for another reason entirely
What is this? What the fuck does this mean?
April 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What is this? What the fuck does this mean?
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boss told me to put my idea aside for the time being. Trying not to panic but what the hell is a time being and why are we sacrificing ideas to it
March 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
boss told me to put my idea aside for the time being. Trying not to panic but what the hell is a time being and why are we sacrificing ideas to it
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idea for new collectible TCG: Bumblebee From Transformers Wears A Bathing Suit: The Card Game.
all the cards are of bumblebee wearing different one pieces, two pieces, and tankinis.
sometimes he is looking over his shades at you in a cool way and sometimes he is blushing.
HP stands for Heart Points
all the cards are of bumblebee wearing different one pieces, two pieces, and tankinis.
sometimes he is looking over his shades at you in a cool way and sometimes he is blushing.
HP stands for Heart Points
March 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
idea for new collectible TCG: Bumblebee From Transformers Wears A Bathing Suit: The Card Game.
all the cards are of bumblebee wearing different one pieces, two pieces, and tankinis.
sometimes he is looking over his shades at you in a cool way and sometimes he is blushing.
HP stands for Heart Points
all the cards are of bumblebee wearing different one pieces, two pieces, and tankinis.
sometimes he is looking over his shades at you in a cool way and sometimes he is blushing.
HP stands for Heart Points
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NOBODY WANT'S IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
February 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
NOBODY WANT'S IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
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if we cant have NUKE or slo-mo, they could have at least given us weed 2 or cocaine the squeakquel
they should let me invent the drugs tbh.
like the second hand smoke from weed 2 could make people prefer the look of male pattern baldness
and forget that you owe them lunch at arbys.
they should let me invent the drugs tbh.
like the second hand smoke from weed 2 could make people prefer the look of male pattern baldness
and forget that you owe them lunch at arbys.
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
if we cant have NUKE or slo-mo, they could have at least given us weed 2 or cocaine the squeakquel
they should let me invent the drugs tbh.
like the second hand smoke from weed 2 could make people prefer the look of male pattern baldness
and forget that you owe them lunch at arbys.
they should let me invent the drugs tbh.
like the second hand smoke from weed 2 could make people prefer the look of male pattern baldness
and forget that you owe them lunch at arbys.
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy
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HE WAS LOOKING KIND OF FUN WITH A 3D PRINTED GUN AND A HAT WITH AN L ON THE FOREHEAD
January 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
HE WAS LOOKING KIND OF FUN WITH A 3D PRINTED GUN AND A HAT WITH AN L ON THE FOREHEAD
Those cowards at the nyt won't put S as one of the spelling bee letters because they're afraid that we'll all use it to spell 'clitoris'
January 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Those cowards at the nyt won't put S as one of the spelling bee letters because they're afraid that we'll all use it to spell 'clitoris'
I like my women like I like my jeans: relaxed straight
January 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I like my women like I like my jeans: relaxed straight
No, Microsoft, I will NOT 'hang on while we sign you out'. I came here to be signed IN, dingus
January 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
No, Microsoft, I will NOT 'hang on while we sign you out'. I came here to be signed IN, dingus
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nothing worse than picking up a book at a free little library called like, "The Silly Shoe," and then halfway through you find out the silly shoe was on jesus's foot at the crucifixion
September 30, 2024 at 5:24 PM
nothing worse than picking up a book at a free little library called like, "The Silly Shoe," and then halfway through you find out the silly shoe was on jesus's foot at the crucifixion
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if people really understood how the ruling class fears working class solidarity. the amount of time and resources they put into making sure we don't just join up. they would last a day if we did. one day and they'd buckle
January 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if people really understood how the ruling class fears working class solidarity. the amount of time and resources they put into making sure we don't just join up. they would last a day if we did. one day and they'd buckle
You ever eat something and think, "You know what this needs? It needs raisins."?
Me neither
Me neither
January 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You ever eat something and think, "You know what this needs? It needs raisins."?
Me neither
Me neither
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Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything
January 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything
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the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared
January 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared
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This one’s pretty good
January 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This one’s pretty good
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The Bitcoin Bros Defence Act
January 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Bitcoin Bros Defence Act
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none of my posts are jokes. they’re all real and specifically written about you, the person reading this. the only joke is you 🫵😂
January 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
none of my posts are jokes. they’re all real and specifically written about you, the person reading this. the only joke is you 🫵😂
I see a lot of talk from popular accounts about how they don't like all the replies from other people. Somehow they've completely missed my life hack of 'just don't post anything good and then you don't have to read bad replies'
December 31, 2024 at 2:58 AM
I see a lot of talk from popular accounts about how they don't like all the replies from other people. Somehow they've completely missed my life hack of 'just don't post anything good and then you don't have to read bad replies'