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Shawnzie
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*locks car door*
No one:

Me: living in the South on Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 4:37 AM
December 18, 2024 at 6:33 AM
December 18, 2024 at 6:31 AM
And it feels like 40.
2016 was 20 years ago...
December 15, 2024 at 4:44 AM
"They're gonna be stuck with me."
Imagine kidnapping me and holding me for ransom like I don’t owe people in my phone money.
December 14, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Boioioioing.
The first direct observation of gravitational waves recorded the merger of two black holes, which released 36 septillion yottawatts of power (3.6×10⁴⁹ watts)—a power output surpassing that of all the light emitted by all the stars in the observable universe combined.
December 14, 2024 at 6:02 AM
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Take my money!
December 14, 2024 at 12:16 AM
This is why Chip is for the people. 🥹
Taylor’s bring the noise remix is dope
December 13, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Never in a million year would I expect...
Happy Birthday to the supremely kind
and extremely talented Mastermind Taylor Swift
🫶🏾
December 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Went to go donate plasma. The woman behind the goes, "omg i was literally just about to leave. 😭"

I told her, "Listen here, girlie pop, i need my money."

Jk i apologized and left feeling guilty as hell for showing up hours before they closed.
December 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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everyone who gets a claim denied mysteriously gets this in the mail
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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What stage of capitalism was supposed to be the good one.
December 9, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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2025 is going to make 2016 look like 1980.
December 9, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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can't wait for the manifesto to drop....
December 9, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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Oh shit that's his real name I thought you guys were doing a bit
December 9, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Huge day for bisexual Italians
December 9, 2024 at 10:47 PM
December 10, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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People who ignore me just haven’t learned to make the best of a bad situation.
December 9, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 3:34 PM
December 9, 2024 at 7:34 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 12:26 AM
💋💋💋💋
fuck you and your Brazilian butt lift bitch
December 9, 2024 at 7:27 AM
"Do you hate me, your honor?"
is this about me, your honor 👉👈
December 9, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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NANCY SINATRA: These boots are made for walkin

THE PROCLAIMERS: Like, how far?
December 8, 2024 at 8:42 PM