riley
@rileywho.bsky.social
They said I was too tall for the NBA
Pinned
This app seems deader every time I open it — every couple of months 💀
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This app seems deader every time I open it — every couple of months 💀
I’m sick of the years getting faster
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m sick of the years getting faster
I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
I swear every week in America some place is getting shot up at this point.
MICHIGAN: “Multiple people shot at a Mormon church 50 miles north of Detroit… church on fire…” apnews.com/article/morm...
September 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I swear every week in America some place is getting shot up at this point.
me watching the guy who owe me 10k get raptured
a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up
ALT: a man with a beard and blue eyes is looking up
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
me watching the guy who owe me 10k get raptured
We made it to Tuesday everyone
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We made it to Tuesday everyone
Me at 4am wondering how many hours of sleep I’m going to get
September 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me at 4am wondering how many hours of sleep I’m going to get
Every time I see Rihanna she’s pregnant
September 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Every time I see Rihanna she’s pregnant
This is most fabricated shit from the FBI. Too many details. No gen z texts like this either
September 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is most fabricated shit from the FBI. Too many details. No gen z texts like this either
Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore
August 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore
Leaked script:
Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
August 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Leaked script:
Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
Trump hasn’t played golf in 14 days 👀
August 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Trump hasn’t played golf in 14 days 👀
I think it’s highly likely Gavin Newsom will run for president in 2028.
August 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I think it’s highly likely Gavin Newsom will run for president in 2028.
Me trying to escape the Coldplay affair posts on every single feed
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me trying to escape the Coldplay affair posts on every single feed
when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you
July 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you
Teachers soon as they get home from school
July 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Teachers soon as they get home from school