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They said I was too tall for the NBA
October 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
September 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hello Franklin
September 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore
August 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
August 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Leaked script:

Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
August 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Battle foreshadowing
August 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
😭
July 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you
July 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
July 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Teachers soon as they get home from school
July 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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June 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry
June 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
June 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
when I reread the message for the 5th time and still don't know how to reply :
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"

Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
June 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”

me in my 20s :
June 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“grah grraah graah”
June 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM