riley
@rileywho.bsky.social
They said I was too tall for the NBA
I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore
August 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can’t believe Taylor Swift is engaged to that waiter in Happy Gilmore
Leaked script:
Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
August 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Leaked script:
Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
Trump suffers kidney and heart failure, leaving him unable to complete his term. JD assumes the presidency. Gavin Newsom challenges JD in the 2028 election — and wins.
when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you
July 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
when you pause your music for the 5th time because someone keeps talking to you
Teachers soon as they get home from school
July 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Teachers soon as they get home from school
This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry
June 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry
when I reread the message for the 5th time and still don't know how to reply :
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
when I reread the message for the 5th time and still don't know how to reply :
Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"
Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
June 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"
Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”
me in my 20s :
me in my 20s :
June 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”
me in my 20s :
me in my 20s :
