shawn
@shawnopotamus.bsky.social
Good lord, what is cj stroud doing?
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Good lord, what is cj stroud doing?
Nandor the Relentless and Kris Kristofferson with an unknown device
Keep talking that shit and me and homie gonna roll up on your ass with the unknown device…
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Nandor the Relentless and Kris Kristofferson with an unknown device
Indiana was a 3 point favorite in this game lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Indiana was a 3 point favorite in this game lmao
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We're getting within range of an Indiana team ... the Hoosiers, of Bloomington's Indiana University, to be clear ... putting themselves into the Best College Football Team Ever debate. Indiana, mind you. Regulation American football, to be clear
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
We're getting within range of an Indiana team ... the Hoosiers, of Bloomington's Indiana University, to be clear ... putting themselves into the Best College Football Team Ever debate. Indiana, mind you. Regulation American football, to be clear
ASSKICKING MACHINE: ENGAGED
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
ASSKICKING MACHINE: ENGAGED
Something psychologists might consider re-examining is that I think there are far more sociopaths running around than we realize.
This is the lady who wrote about how all her friends ditched her because of her awful politics. So if you needed to cheer yourself up, just know that this psycho’s life is completely miserable and she will never be happy, and she knows it!
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Something psychologists might consider re-examining is that I think there are far more sociopaths running around than we realize.
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Minneapolis is closing schools for 2 days because they're worried ICE might do a school shooting, and that's a completely valid concern
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
Wait til y’all hear about peppa pig
teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell
December 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Wait til y’all hear about peppa pig
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Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Tonight is Christmas Eve, when we in Iceland open presents. All the Yule Lads have already come down from the mountains, but tonight the Yule Cat arrives and he will eat all the children who weren't gifted any new clothes for Christmas.
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
My daughters both got woollen socks so they are safe 🙏
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
December 21, 2024 at 5:02 PM
well, well, well, if it isn’t the deadline of the very simple thing I had 3 months to complete
Unfortunately, I think the colts still lose it in the second half when rivers falls asleep in his recliner and doesn’t come out of the locker room
December 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Unfortunately, I think the colts still lose it in the second half when rivers falls asleep in his recliner and doesn’t come out of the locker room
josh Allen has reached the point in his career where every incomplete pass he turns to the official to ask them to throw a penalty on somebody
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
josh Allen has reached the point in his career where every incomplete pass he turns to the official to ask them to throw a penalty on somebody
nfl refs when two players are in motion throw a flag: "they weren't both set for precisely 1.000 second."
nfl refs when a literal timer counts down to zero on SEVERAL VERY LARGE DISPLAYS ALL THROUGHOUT THE STADIUM before the ball is snapped: "unknowable. seemed pretty close"
nfl refs when a literal timer counts down to zero on SEVERAL VERY LARGE DISPLAYS ALL THROUGHOUT THE STADIUM before the ball is snapped: "unknowable. seemed pretty close"
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
nfl refs when two players are in motion throw a flag: "they weren't both set for precisely 1.000 second."
nfl refs when a literal timer counts down to zero on SEVERAL VERY LARGE DISPLAYS ALL THROUGHOUT THE STADIUM before the ball is snapped: "unknowable. seemed pretty close"
nfl refs when a literal timer counts down to zero on SEVERAL VERY LARGE DISPLAYS ALL THROUGHOUT THE STADIUM before the ball is snapped: "unknowable. seemed pretty close"
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if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably
My official stance is that Steichen is actually a really good coach but he has to call a perfect game to cover for Daniel jones and if Ballard offers Daniel jones a long extension he should be fired before he can hit send on that email @colts.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My official stance is that Steichen is actually a really good coach but he has to call a perfect game to cover for Daniel jones and if Ballard offers Daniel jones a long extension he should be fired before he can hit send on that email @colts.bsky.social
Cowboys opting for a 70 yard game winner is on the table!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Cowboys opting for a 70 yard game winner is on the table!!
Ive always said you gotta get the ball to jameis in space and let him create
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ive always said you gotta get the ball to jameis in space and let him create
Everyone is making the same simpsons joke and it’s ok! It’s funny every time.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Everyone is making the same simpsons joke and it’s ok! It’s funny every time.
West of Indy. Bucket list top ten item for me crossed off from my driveway somehow
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
West of Indy. Bucket list top ten item for me crossed off from my driveway somehow
how your email finds me when i could have just taken the day off
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
how your email finds me when i could have just taken the day off