Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #94,765!
September 17, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #94,765!
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legit the funniest euphemism for “he’s white” I’ve ever seen
September 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
legit the funniest euphemism for “he’s white” I’ve ever seen
Still alive, I just forget to open this app sometimes.
September 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Still alive, I just forget to open this app sometimes.
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The objectively worst form of human expression is the Tesla vanity license plate. It's always shit like NO GAS or THX ELON
December 6, 2023 at 5:02 PM
The objectively worst form of human expression is the Tesla vanity license plate. It's always shit like NO GAS or THX ELON
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thigh tat thursday
August 17, 2023 at 7:12 PM
thigh tat thursday
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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
July 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
This is just the Eric Andre show with more steps.
July 16, 2023 at 4:27 AM
This is just the Eric Andre show with more steps.
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Lots of really dumb Discourse is driven by lack of mutual agreement on what a word means, like Gentrification, or Communism, or Hot Dog. What I am proposing is that we build a tower to the heavens, so high as to insult God, so that all language is destroyed and we can't agree on *any* words
July 15, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Lots of really dumb Discourse is driven by lack of mutual agreement on what a word means, like Gentrification, or Communism, or Hot Dog. What I am proposing is that we build a tower to the heavens, so high as to insult God, so that all language is destroyed and we can't agree on *any* words
It's not mid-west emo unless it's from the mid-west region of the US, otherwise it's just sparkling sadboy.
July 13, 2023 at 3:45 AM
It's not mid-west emo unless it's from the mid-west region of the US, otherwise it's just sparkling sadboy.
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i’m only going to be nice about this once,
this is not a safe space for AI generated images,
pay an artist instead.
this is not a safe space for AI generated images,
pay an artist instead.
July 12, 2023 at 2:18 AM
i’m only going to be nice about this once,
this is not a safe space for AI generated images,
pay an artist instead.
this is not a safe space for AI generated images,
pay an artist instead.
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🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead :)
he’s still dead :)
July 12, 2023 at 7:24 PM
🇺🇸RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT🇺🇸
he’s still dead :)
he’s still dead :)
Nothing to see here
July 11, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Nothing to see here
Adding that trans life lines DOESN'T WORK WITH COPS (unlike 988). Stay safe out there y'all.
July 9, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Adding that trans life lines DOESN'T WORK WITH COPS (unlike 988). Stay safe out there y'all.
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Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
July 8, 2023 at 7:05 PM
Imagining Hyrule Twitter. Overrun by Yiga chuds. Every paid bluecheck has a name like BasedKohga. Pics of Zonai ruins captioned "This is what they took from us." Every 3rd tweet an ad for marble rock roast. The Demon King replying 👀 to Kilton's claim that bubbul gems cure covid
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These are the only blue lives that matter
July 8, 2023 at 9:48 PM
These are the only blue lives that matter
My second favorite robit
June 28, 2023 at 9:49 PM
My second favorite robit
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the general the general
vibe of twitter vibe of bluesky
vibe of twitter vibe of bluesky
June 14, 2023 at 9:34 PM
the general the general
vibe of twitter vibe of bluesky
vibe of twitter vibe of bluesky
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researchers from Stanford came up with a toilet that could recognize people by their assholes
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification
May 30, 2023 at 2:59 PM
researchers from Stanford came up with a toilet that could recognize people by their assholes
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification
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if you don't like pickles you should be put in guantanamo bay
May 30, 2023 at 4:18 AM
if you don't like pickles you should be put in guantanamo bay
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GUYS AFTER BREAKUPS
• Hang out with friends
• Download Tinder again
• Play video games
GIRLS AFTER BREAKUPS
• Dye your hair blonde & adopt a cute chihuahua
• Get accepted to Harvard Law School to win back your ex
• Realize you were too good for your ex all along
• Hang out with friends
• Download Tinder again
• Play video games
GIRLS AFTER BREAKUPS
• Dye your hair blonde & adopt a cute chihuahua
• Get accepted to Harvard Law School to win back your ex
• Realize you were too good for your ex all along
May 28, 2023 at 7:18 PM
GUYS AFTER BREAKUPS
• Hang out with friends
• Download Tinder again
• Play video games
GIRLS AFTER BREAKUPS
• Dye your hair blonde & adopt a cute chihuahua
• Get accepted to Harvard Law School to win back your ex
• Realize you were too good for your ex all along
• Hang out with friends
• Download Tinder again
• Play video games
GIRLS AFTER BREAKUPS
• Dye your hair blonde & adopt a cute chihuahua
• Get accepted to Harvard Law School to win back your ex
• Realize you were too good for your ex all along
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normalize drinking a beer in the early afternoon
May 28, 2023 at 5:52 PM
normalize drinking a beer in the early afternoon