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In a just world we would have two more Romy and Michele movies with diminishing returns.
Share a '90s movie you think deserves more love.

Definitely the Mary.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ugh, didn't get the $300 boat in board motor winterized and it's gonna hit around freezing around midnight tonight.

I can't find the gate code so 🤞🤞🤞🤞
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yeah, I’m cooked.

I went to a drive through for carne asada nachos, paid and drove home before they gave me my food. 😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wow, MTG is resigning 1/5/2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I was mildly surprised and then I recalled Trump is mostly bluff and bluster with an easily manipulated ego.
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If I ever create a band I’m naming it polycule slutcloud 😂
unsurprising result 😇
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Sovereign citizens are starting to seem a little less crazy
youtu.be/MQxw9fhmBv4?...
Secretive Border Patrol program is detaining US citizens for ‘suspicious’ travel
YouTube video by Associated Press
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Take a look, they have some fun stuff
hey yall! store update! ty for the support and patience the past few months! im back to sending out orders, and since my bday is coming up, im doing 20% posters/stickers during november! go take a look at my website for all my designs!
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November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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I rationally understand that depression and anxiety are not rational.

That doesn’t stop me from being upset and confused at why my depression and anxiety are super high even though my life is good. I have a wonderful partner who makes me happy every day & who makes me feel loved all the time.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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garfield was right about mondays .
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Enemy of MAGA? Explain your dismissive stance
"When did pedophilia become a partisan issue?" - James Talarico (D-TX)
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
What did I just read? 🧐
I beg of you: please read the plot summary of this film

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luc...
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I bought a 1980 Eagle with the understanding it would be delivered and I haven’t heard nor seen anything yet.

I’m getting a bit nervous 😬
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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"I own nothing material but my good mattress" I say proudly, admiring my Sealy Posturepedic laid out on the forest floor.

"Sir, you still can't be naked in a national park," the officer replies.

"You are pigs defending the wealth-power dynamic!" I reply sagely as the handcuffs bite into my wrists.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Letter: Join me in opposing the Trump administration’s attempt to cancel a crucial public lands rule. You have until Nov. 10 to make your voice heard.
Letter: Join me in opposing the Trump administration’s attempt to cancel a crucial public lands rule
Letter: Join me in opposing the Trump administration’s attempt to cancel a crucial public lands rule
www.sltrib.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hey @elforesto.coolestfamilyever.com , is this the first year for BSides Red Rocks?

I’m considering going.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
What magic does chacha employee to make their coconut flavored roasted sun flower seeds?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How dare we incentivize compliance to rules and regulations. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

I’m so very tired of this administration. 🫩
Hegseth decries "broken incentives that reward compliance with rules and regulations"
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Steve is leading everyone to the pub for after work drinks. It's been a long week.
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”

@reuters.com #Chicago
www.reuters.com/world/us/bor...
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Did you know that the Black Panther Party used to openly carry on patrols?

If they saw the cops pull a Black person over they would watch, armed, shouting advice.

It’s an interesting historical footnote.
@govpritzker.illinois.gov

37 and Kedzie, East Garfield, Illinois.

This is assault.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Unpaid government workers are being fed by World Central Kitchen…let that sink in just how dire things are.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM