Salazar Zed 🔞 terato art & erotica
@shadyscientician.bsky.social
Monsters, tentacles, plants, oh my! I write monsters and humans doing. well. You know.
#NSFWart, #sahalianjay #katieandlukas
Lots of backlog on Kindle: https://author.to/SalazarZed
#NSFWart, #sahalianjay #katieandlukas
Lots of backlog on Kindle: https://author.to/SalazarZed
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New KU teratophilia erotica out!
- Slime clone sex you can feel from both sides
- Big ass non-human demigod
- Ovipositing/ovipositioning
mybook.to/ServingADemi...
- Slime clone sex you can feel from both sides
- Big ass non-human demigod
- Ovipositing/ovipositioning
mybook.to/ServingADemi...
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
"Kirby Air Ride had a remake!"
"Yayyuy!"
"But it has eight million flashing lights at every moment, every menu press, every victory screen, and every non-directional input so you will literally never know what it looks like, let alone play it."
"A. A kirby game?"
"Yayyuy!"
"But it has eight million flashing lights at every moment, every menu press, every victory screen, and every non-directional input so you will literally never know what it looks like, let alone play it."
"A. A kirby game?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"Kirby Air Ride had a remake!"
"Yayyuy!"
"But it has eight million flashing lights at every moment, every menu press, every victory screen, and every non-directional input so you will literally never know what it looks like, let alone play it."
"A. A kirby game?"
"Yayyuy!"
"But it has eight million flashing lights at every moment, every menu press, every victory screen, and every non-directional input so you will literally never know what it looks like, let alone play it."
"A. A kirby game?"
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November 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
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coiled coupling 🐍🐛💕 naga jeri and centi-dodger, figuring out how they fit together
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
coiled coupling 🐍🐛💕 naga jeri and centi-dodger, figuring out how they fit together
The funny thing about charlie kirk's death is that it showed, beyond all doubt, that there's no room for family in fascism. No one personally liked him. People liked him as a mouth piece. But he was never mourned as a husband or friend. He was treated like insurance arson.
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The funny thing about charlie kirk's death is that it showed, beyond all doubt, that there's no room for family in fascism. No one personally liked him. People liked him as a mouth piece. But he was never mourned as a husband or friend. He was treated like insurance arson.
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
Did anyone else as kids set up mock eye exams alone in their room with a bag of carrots to try to scientifically work out how many carrots you need to get superhuman vision or was that a me thing
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Did anyone else as kids set up mock eye exams alone in their room with a bag of carrots to try to scientifically work out how many carrots you need to get superhuman vision or was that a me thing
NPR is in dire straits rn. Not only are they like half external articles, but the day before the election, they had an external article interviewing ooooh just a random black woman about how Mamdani is terrible for the poor blacks and great for the evil gentrifiers...
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
NPR is in dire straits rn. Not only are they like half external articles, but the day before the election, they had an external article interviewing ooooh just a random black woman about how Mamdani is terrible for the poor blacks and great for the evil gentrifiers...
I just spent hours and hours modding skyrim and getting progressively upset about it not working only to realize that all of them are for "anniversary edition." Which is newer than Special Edition. And I'm on Skyrim. Just. Skyrim.
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I just spent hours and hours modding skyrim and getting progressively upset about it not working only to realize that all of them are for "anniversary edition." Which is newer than Special Edition. And I'm on Skyrim. Just. Skyrim.
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the weird thing about Star Trek is you watch TOS and if you forget it's from 1968, it seems downright backwards. But if you took TOS and updated it for 2025 levels of progressiveness, the Republicans would be calling for the production staff and the writers to be executed on live TV
people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the weird thing about Star Trek is you watch TOS and if you forget it's from 1968, it seems downright backwards. But if you took TOS and updated it for 2025 levels of progressiveness, the Republicans would be calling for the production staff and the writers to be executed on live TV
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Secret Hitler is actually a really good game about this exact sort of thing. Especially with the whole 'fascist votes objectively help the fascists win, but they give powers to the liberals too so its tempting to vote for them, and gives the fascists cover when they 'have' to support them'
politics rn are when youre playing a social deception game and one of your teammates on the not-hitler side doesn't want to take the game seriously and you all lose and they don't know why everyone is so upset at them
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Secret Hitler is actually a really good game about this exact sort of thing. Especially with the whole 'fascist votes objectively help the fascists win, but they give powers to the liberals too so its tempting to vote for them, and gives the fascists cover when they 'have' to support them'
Spent K-11 in an extreme poverty area. Teachers were each given one (1) ream of paper per year, so all of our assignments were printed years prior and reused. You had to use your own paper for answers, and we halved/quartered it. I spent my bday money on paper...
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Spent K-11 in an extreme poverty area. Teachers were each given one (1) ream of paper per year, so all of our assignments were printed years prior and reused. You had to use your own paper for answers, and we halved/quartered it. I spent my bday money on paper...
I wish I could explain to people that folk are far more likely to donate if they're in a good mood. If your damn ad is designed to make me scared or upset, I am unlikely to take an action. Glowingly happy and searing rage are the call to action emotions. Hopelessness does the opposite.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I wish I could explain to people that folk are far more likely to donate if they're in a good mood. If your damn ad is designed to make me scared or upset, I am unlikely to take an action. Glowingly happy and searing rage are the call to action emotions. Hopelessness does the opposite.
Having a morning routine kicks ass actually
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Having a morning routine kicks ass actually
Having two generations in a row have kids super young is so funny because people will hear my grandparents are as old as their regular parents and visibly try to readjust their understanding of my age.
Nope. As old as I look. She just became a grandma at the same age your mom had you.
Nope. As old as I look. She just became a grandma at the same age your mom had you.
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Having two generations in a row have kids super young is so funny because people will hear my grandparents are as old as their regular parents and visibly try to readjust their understanding of my age.
Nope. As old as I look. She just became a grandma at the same age your mom had you.
Nope. As old as I look. She just became a grandma at the same age your mom had you.
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Here's a few more photo studies (these are all transmasc people, so these are mostly t-dicks) but it's a good way to see how everything is connected. (Plus, I see folks drawing t-dick heads very separate from the labia, which usually only happens with surgery.) Go look at photos, please!
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Here's a few more photo studies (these are all transmasc people, so these are mostly t-dicks) but it's a good way to see how everything is connected. (Plus, I see folks drawing t-dick heads very separate from the labia, which usually only happens with surgery.) Go look at photos, please!
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It's that time of year again! A reminder that the clit is not a ball and that the clit hood is a really important detail a lot of art misses. I'm thinking I might need to do a whole anatomy break down or step-by-step guide soon because I see so many folks making this mistake. 😳
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's that time of year again! A reminder that the clit is not a ball and that the clit hood is a really important detail a lot of art misses. I'm thinking I might need to do a whole anatomy break down or step-by-step guide soon because I see so many folks making this mistake. 😳
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The Consort, page 12 🐄
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The Consort, page 12 🐄
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Okay last Yankpost but I wanted to bring back this banger.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Okay last Yankpost but I wanted to bring back this banger.
Being locally conntected is funny because it's like
"I don't like Laudermilk for his racism and bad policies."
"IN 2016 BARRY LAUDERMILK LIED ABOUT HAVING WAITED 20 MINUTES FOR HIS ORDER AT MCDONALDS AND THREW A TANTRUM WHEN I PROVED IT HADN'T EVEN BEEN FIVE FUCK BARRY LAUDERMILK"
"I don't like Laudermilk for his racism and bad policies."
"IN 2016 BARRY LAUDERMILK LIED ABOUT HAVING WAITED 20 MINUTES FOR HIS ORDER AT MCDONALDS AND THREW A TANTRUM WHEN I PROVED IT HADN'T EVEN BEEN FIVE FUCK BARRY LAUDERMILK"
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Being locally conntected is funny because it's like
"I don't like Laudermilk for his racism and bad policies."
"IN 2016 BARRY LAUDERMILK LIED ABOUT HAVING WAITED 20 MINUTES FOR HIS ORDER AT MCDONALDS AND THREW A TANTRUM WHEN I PROVED IT HADN'T EVEN BEEN FIVE FUCK BARRY LAUDERMILK"
"I don't like Laudermilk for his racism and bad policies."
"IN 2016 BARRY LAUDERMILK LIED ABOUT HAVING WAITED 20 MINUTES FOR HIS ORDER AT MCDONALDS AND THREW A TANTRUM WHEN I PROVED IT HADN'T EVEN BEEN FIVE FUCK BARRY LAUDERMILK"
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Entirely too many people who believe "people can just work with their hands" have never done any kind of actual manual labor in their lives or maybe remember a summer job from their youth with rosy retrospection and don't realize how different that labor is in your 40s and older.
“Humans can just go get manual labor jobs if desk jobs are repaired with AI” is both not going to suffice to provide enough jobs and is also going to result in massive societal anger because manual labor jobs often *are terrible*, which is why people have worked hard to avoid them for generations.
Even if society provided the food/shelter level needs for everyone, humans also need to perform useful work just for basic fulfillment. The vast majority of people cannot sit around all day letting AI and robots do everything.
(The definition of “useful work” here is malleable but still essential)
(The definition of “useful work” here is malleable but still essential)
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Entirely too many people who believe "people can just work with their hands" have never done any kind of actual manual labor in their lives or maybe remember a summer job from their youth with rosy retrospection and don't realize how different that labor is in your 40s and older.
It's been almost 6 years. I wonder if I can listen to MBMBAM without getting irrationally angry about that time Griffin completely unprompted spread a conspiracy theory about gamestop because he didn't know how stocks worked
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
It's been almost 6 years. I wonder if I can listen to MBMBAM without getting irrationally angry about that time Griffin completely unprompted spread a conspiracy theory about gamestop because he didn't know how stocks worked