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“When he called customers who’d tried to game the system by using their mothers’ credit cards, he learned some were eating two to three pounds of organ meat daily and urged them to scale back, both for their own health and so other customers could buy some.”
January 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
“When he called customers who’d tried to game the system by using their mothers’ credit cards, he learned some were eating two to three pounds of organ meat daily and urged them to scale back, both for their own health and so other customers could buy some.”
“Although he once compared his charisma to Barack Obama’s, he knew that many who met him regarded him as an asshole.”
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
“Although he once compared his charisma to Barack Obama’s, he knew that many who met him regarded him as an asshole.”
“The Stanfords were sophisticated modern thinkers of the late nineteenth century, which means they thought they could talk to ghosts.”
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
“The Stanfords were sophisticated modern thinkers of the late nineteenth century, which means they thought they could talk to ghosts.”
“He decided on a career in law, perhaps with a quick transition to politics, a professional path forever beloved by ambitious slackers.”
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 PM
“He decided on a career in law, perhaps with a quick transition to politics, a professional path forever beloved by ambitious slackers.”
“Next week, drivers may do a double take when they see giant billboards on Sunset Boulevard of a three-breasted woman or an unrealistically muscular Venice Beach body builder.”
January 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
“Next week, drivers may do a double take when they see giant billboards on Sunset Boulevard of a three-breasted woman or an unrealistically muscular Venice Beach body builder.”
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“This is the way confidential informants work: District attorneys blindly defend police sources they know nothing about. And instead of safeguarding against abuse, prosecutors enable misconduct in a system that grants police unchecked power, a new Globe Spotlight Team investigation has found.”
A ‘black box’: Mass. prosecutors rarely prevent police informant abuse. They often enable it. - The Boston Globe
Other gatekeepers also consistently fail to hold police accountable.
www.bostonglobe.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
“This is the way confidential informants work: District attorneys blindly defend police sources they know nothing about. And instead of safeguarding against abuse, prosecutors enable misconduct in a system that grants police unchecked power, a new Globe Spotlight Team investigation has found.”
“One of Elon Musk's lawyers in his legal war with Sam Altman is literally a clown.”
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
“One of Elon Musk's lawyers in his legal war with Sam Altman is literally a clown.”
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December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
I thought I was eating a Mexican wedding cake but it was some other thing that was more tart than a lemon warhead
December 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I thought I was eating a Mexican wedding cake but it was some other thing that was more tart than a lemon warhead
Failed 😞
I’m going to try to make pig eggs for supper tonight. I’ll let everyone know if it works
December 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Failed 😞
I’m going to try to make pig eggs for supper tonight. I’ll let everyone know if it works
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m going to try to make pig eggs for supper tonight. I’ll let everyone know if it works
“Robot executives have spoken. Don’t buy a humanoid robot, folks. It cannot do anything useful for you, but it can clobber your groin.”
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“Robot executives have spoken. Don’t buy a humanoid robot, folks. It cannot do anything useful for you, but it can clobber your groin.”
One Punch Man s3 was really good. The way ep12 ended makes me think that it’s not over yet?
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
One Punch Man s3 was really good. The way ep12 ended makes me think that it’s not over yet?
“…giving the impression that all the Waymos in San Francisco had been zapped at the same time by whatever caused the outage, causing them to halt in place, including in busy intersections, as if their robot drivers had been raptured to robo-heaven.”
December 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“…giving the impression that all the Waymos in San Francisco had been zapped at the same time by whatever caused the outage, causing them to halt in place, including in busy intersections, as if their robot drivers had been raptured to robo-heaven.”
“Single employees can enroll in a corporate matchmaking service, and those who pair off can celebrate their nuptials in CATL-organized group weddings.”
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
“Single employees can enroll in a corporate matchmaking service, and those who pair off can celebrate their nuptials in CATL-organized group weddings.”
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Prison guards:
- Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs.
- Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died.
- Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died.
All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.
- Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs.
- Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died.
- Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died.
All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Prison guards:
- Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs.
- Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died.
- Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died.
All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.
- Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs.
- Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died.
- Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died.
All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.
5.3” of rain expected tomorrow, over twice our normal monthly total.
If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak!
People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao
If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak!
People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
5.3” of rain expected tomorrow, over twice our normal monthly total.
If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak!
People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao
If i have to leave the house, I’ll use my kayak!
People here don’t know how to drive in the rain lmao
“But that’s not when Adya, who asked to use her first name only for fear her employer would find out about her lengthy Frappuccino order, stopped drinking Starbucks.”
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“But that’s not when Adya, who asked to use her first name only for fear her employer would find out about her lengthy Frappuccino order, stopped drinking Starbucks.”
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wanna go listen to Bjork and shoot airsoft guns, bro?
August 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
wanna go listen to Bjork and shoot airsoft guns, bro?
Second cheese mishap this week 😩
December 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Second cheese mishap this week 😩
Roommate (who never gets sick, I’ve seen him get the flue maybe twice in 40 years) gets his ass handed to him any time he gets a vaccine. He’s slept maybe 18 of the last 24 hours.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Roommate (who never gets sick, I’ve seen him get the flue maybe twice in 40 years) gets his ass handed to him any time he gets a vaccine. He’s slept maybe 18 of the last 24 hours.
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Assemblywoman Pilar Schiavo @pilar4ca.bsky.social calls for Councilmember John Lee’s resignation 🔥🔥🔥
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LA councilman faces calls to resign after $138K fine for swank Vegas trip
The Ethics Commission’s unanimous 4-0 vote found that Lee — who at the time of the trip was a City Hall staffer — broke city gift laws and failed to properly disclose the freebies
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December 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Assemblywoman Pilar Schiavo @pilar4ca.bsky.social calls for Councilmember John Lee’s resignation 🔥🔥🔥
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