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Tom
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Mitochondria appreciator
I found instant parking at the Silverlake Trader Joe’s so it’s time to buy powerball tickets
August 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
There’s gotta be a better way to advertise this software engineering role
May 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Why do people like Andor it’s so fucking boring. Like half of season 2 is a Disney+ knockoff of Inglorious Badterds
April 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Unless their demands are met
The Chainsmokers will release a remix of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan tomorrow.
April 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
4Chan was still around?
April 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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New “Sell Your Car” flyer image just dropped
March 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I've never been more embarrassed for my country. This is shameful - the leader of the free world reduced to reading ad copy so his buddy's stock goes up. The Shining City on the Hill is nothing more than a bunch of Temu ads.
holy shit -- Trump was reading from a literal Tesla sales pitch, complete with pricing, during his White House event with Elon Musk. (Andrew Harnik/Getty)
March 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just once I’d like a bad to tease something and instead of new music it should be their break up announcement.
March 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
February 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It’s called #SNL50 because the former cast members collectively spent 50 minutes preparing for their roles tonight
February 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“Flow” was a great film - didn’t know anything going in to it and loved it; no dialogue, no real resolution or explanation. Made me sad though.
February 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Wow. it must feel terrible when someone takes something you made and uses it without permission or payment
January 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I want to redo my entire kitchen so none of my appliances have a clock. I don’t need to know the time of day 7 times at slightly off intervals in this one room
January 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sorry I’ve been gone I’ve been chatting with my friends on Skype
November 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Convinced that the action of “silent reading a google doc in a group video meeting” is a new form of psychological warfare
August 22, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Me in Palm Springs with ample air conditioning and a decent cocktail: “ah yes the desert is for relaxing and the heat is a state of mind I am becoming one with nature

Me when our hotel’s AC died and we have to change rooms at midnight: “this god forsaken land will be glass and death in a decade”
July 24, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
July 7, 2023 at 12:11 AM
This one simple life hacks has made 100% of my submarine explorations a complete success
June 22, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Man I’ve been on here like 45 mins and already getting AI spam the future sucks lmfao
June 22, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Finally online
June 21, 2023 at 10:50 PM