Seth Langner
@sethlangner.bsky.social
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Father, son, husband, friend
Come for the conspicuous bluster.
Stay for the half-assed aphorisms.
Father, son, husband, friend
Come for the conspicuous bluster.
Stay for the half-assed aphorisms.
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Once one understands that, as a teenager, Musk idolized and partly modeled his persona after Zaphod Beeblebrox from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, then all the rest of his bullshit makes sense, however galactically pathetic it may be.
Are we entirely sure that Elon Musk isn't actually a 10-year-old boy who had his wish to be big granted by a boardwalk fortune telling machine?
Because it would explain why he dreams of a robot uttering the words "I love you" for the first time or why he's naming his nightmares after Transformers
Because it would explain why he dreams of a robot uttering the words "I love you" for the first time or why he's naming his nightmares after Transformers
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Once one understands that, as a teenager, Musk idolized and partly modeled his persona after Zaphod Beeblebrox from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, then all the rest of his bullshit makes sense, however galactically pathetic it may be.
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i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
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the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
Once one understands that, as a teenager, Musk idolized and partly modeled his persona after Zaphod Beeblebrox from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, then all the rest of his bullshit makes sense, however galactically pathetic it may be.
Are we entirely sure that Elon Musk isn't actually a 10-year-old boy who had his wish to be big granted by a boardwalk fortune telling machine?
Because it would explain why he dreams of a robot uttering the words "I love you" for the first time or why he's naming his nightmares after Transformers
Because it would explain why he dreams of a robot uttering the words "I love you" for the first time or why he's naming his nightmares after Transformers
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Once one understands that, as a teenager, Musk idolized and partly modeled his persona after Zaphod Beeblebrox from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, then all the rest of his bullshit makes sense, however galactically pathetic it may be.
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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
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Joyce Carol Oates just pulverized him, didn’t she?
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Joyce Carol Oates just pulverized him, didn’t she?
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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one thing i find crazy-making is the idea that getting rid of the filibuster would make congress a purely majoritarian institution. bicameralism itself is counter-majoritarian! equal state representation is counter-majoritarian! the fact that senate elections are staggered is counter-majoritarian!
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
one thing i find crazy-making is the idea that getting rid of the filibuster would make congress a purely majoritarian institution. bicameralism itself is counter-majoritarian! equal state representation is counter-majoritarian! the fact that senate elections are staggered is counter-majoritarian!
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Mamdani is going to implement Shar Pei law. Petting encouraged.
Mamdani is going to implement Sharpie Law. His mark will be indelible.
Mamdani is going to implement Charmin Law. Please don't squeeze it.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Pei law. Petting encouraged.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
Mamdani is going to implement Sharpie Law. His mark will be indelible.
Mamdani is going to implement Charmin Law. Please don't squeeze it.
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sharpie Law. His mark will be indelible.
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BREAKING: I GOT MY SNAP BENEFITS. (NYC HERE)
CHECK YOUR EBT CARDS AND PLEASE REPORT BACK!!!!!
CHECK YOUR EBT CARDS AND PLEASE REPORT BACK!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
BREAKING: I GOT MY SNAP BENEFITS. (NYC HERE)
CHECK YOUR EBT CARDS AND PLEASE REPORT BACK!!!!!
CHECK YOUR EBT CARDS AND PLEASE REPORT BACK!!!!!
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9 November 1928 | Dutch Jewish girl Jenny Trui Spier, was born in Amsterdam.
She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in November 1942. She was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection.
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The first two gas chambers near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in November 1942. She was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection.
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The first two gas chambers near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
9 November 1928 | Dutch Jewish girl Jenny Trui Spier, was born in Amsterdam.
She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in November 1942. She was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection.
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The first two gas chambers near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in November 1942. She was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection.
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The first two gas chambers near Auschwitz II-Birkenau: https://youtu.be/Rr6lF75fDmU
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Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani is STILL out chatting it up with the people. He was trying to do content but the voters kept popping up.🥹
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Mayor Elect Zohran Mamdani is STILL out chatting it up with the people. He was trying to do content but the voters kept popping up.🥹
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Some good news.
New: Pablo Moreno González and Felipe Agustin Zamacona, two men formerly held at the Broadview, IL ICE facility, and now the named plaintiffs in a federal class action alleging inhumane treatment at the facility, are being released from federal custody per a successful habeas petition.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Some good news.
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Gloria Richardson
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Gloria Richardson
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Takashi Murakami, Japanese (1962- ), End of Line, 2011, acrylic on canvas mounted on board, 300.04 234.47 cm, The Broad Art Foundation Los Angeles, California, USA
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Takashi Murakami, Japanese (1962- ), End of Line, 2011, acrylic on canvas mounted on board, 300.04 234.47 cm, The Broad Art Foundation Los Angeles, California, USA
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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owning the libs ≠ paying the rent
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
owning the libs ≠ paying the rent
Whatever prestige there was in being a DOJ lawyer, that’s all gone now.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Whatever prestige there was in being a DOJ lawyer, that’s all gone now.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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12 HUNGRY MEN (2025)
BREAKING EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT: Lunch for jurors in the “sandwich guy” trial are a variety of sandwiches, according to a source familiar with lunch.
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
12 HUNGRY MEN (2025)