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SOMEONE PUT GIANT GOOGLY EYES ON THEIR SHEEP 🐑 👀
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
SOMEONE PUT GIANT GOOGLY EYES ON THEIR SHEEP 🐑 👀
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THEY TOOK OUR HOTDOG!
Who will tell us the same story multiple times?!
Who will invent new bodily functions?!
Who will shred our cereal boxes!?
Who I ask!
WHO?
#FreeTheMeat
Who will tell us the same story multiple times?!
Who will invent new bodily functions?!
Who will shred our cereal boxes!?
Who I ask!
WHO?
#FreeTheMeat
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
THEY TOOK OUR HOTDOG!
Who will tell us the same story multiple times?!
Who will invent new bodily functions?!
Who will shred our cereal boxes!?
Who I ask!
WHO?
#FreeTheMeat
Who will tell us the same story multiple times?!
Who will invent new bodily functions?!
Who will shred our cereal boxes!?
Who I ask!
WHO?
#FreeTheMeat
making so many incomprehensible noises on call while she's asleep
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
making so many incomprehensible noises on call while she's asleep
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
i want to kiss her cheek i want to kiss her forehead i miss her so much
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i want to kiss her cheek i want to kiss her forehead i miss her so much
every member of the buccaneers coaching staff should be boiled alive
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
every member of the buccaneers coaching staff should be boiled alive
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I was very brave and handsome when I saw a bumblebee and shooed it away
Hey can anyone summarize what I missed today
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I was very brave and handsome when I saw a bumblebee and shooed it away
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Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
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November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Honestly most of you would fall for a rhombus. you'd ride her rhombic cock if she was mean enough to you
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Honestly most of you would fall for a rhombus. you'd ride her rhombic cock if she was mean enough to you
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anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
my baby girl 🥺
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
my baby girl 🥺
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happy turkey thawing day to everyone who forgot to take their turkey out of the freezer
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
happy turkey thawing day to everyone who forgot to take their turkey out of the freezer
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
The bamboo metaphor is back: Ryan Lizza has dropped Part 2.
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
Below are the opening paragraphs, but most of it is behind a paywall.
(My apologies in advance.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest
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Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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trump has spent so long among the right wing gutter trash that he meets someone from his favorite place new york who has maxed out his charisma stats and is instantly charmed. it’s okay bestie you can call me a fascist, it’s like our little pet name right? i’m your fascist <3
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
trump has spent so long among the right wing gutter trash that he meets someone from his favorite place new york who has maxed out his charisma stats and is instantly charmed. it’s okay bestie you can call me a fascist, it’s like our little pet name right? i’m your fascist <3
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao